#212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship advice during the pandemic.

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    • pERKDIZZLE yessir... I believe you go through the funhouse... past the room of mirrors of self degradation ... down the stairs of where the fuck am I in life... down the hallway.. 3rd door on the left .... and woop! You are in the Tim dillon/Oliver tree custom wallet store at the Oliver Tree and Tim Dillon: Music and comedy Festival ..... it’s in the amusement park portion of the festival grounds but you’ll find it 👌👌👽 LUV!!!!!

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    • Do you know where I could buy a good wallet?

    • BelowTheClouds if that’s dope... I like it... Tim and Oliver tree should rock an album together or a tour

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    • Tim Dillon is looking more like the dad from that Beethoven movie in the 90's.

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  • Staubbbbb

    D. LoweryD. Lowery9 gün önce
  • There's a skin tag on my labia and I legit nicked it with manscape and it bled for awhile so idk about this product anymore

    Brittney KrallBrittney Krall13 gün önce
  • So true I'm a crafty bitch what can I say.

    Brittney KrallBrittney Krall13 gün önce
  • “9/11: A Closer Look” HAHAHA

    Guilherme SantiagoGuilherme Santiago16 gün önce
  • Need a “LISTEN TO ME” shirt honestly.

    Alejandro GomezAlejandro Gomez18 gün önce
  • Go Titans!

    apx. pegasusapx. pegasus19 gün önce
  • this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.

    Phoenix Temple Evil TruthPhoenix Temple Evil Truth22 gün önce
  • That hydrant ad was the absolute best of all time lmao

    Luke SmithLuke Smith23 gün önce
  • Very inspiring. Liquidating all my stocks dude.

    Piss HarrisonPiss Harrison24 gün önce
  • "The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".

    SamirSamir26 gün önce
  • mate, the interviewer was Australian

    Luke BarberLuke Barber28 gün önce
  • episode #211 - Trump is gonna lose and he should lose. episode #212 - Trump's gonna win again. He's gonna win again. These polls are not wright

    That-one GUYThat-one GUY29 gün önce
  • It's not that mail in ballots in defrauded in large numbers, it's that they are disqualified in large numbers nypost.com/2020/08/05/84000-mail-in-ballots-disqualified-in-nyc-primary-election/

    Sanberk AtalaySanberk Atalay29 gün önce
  • Hey Tim new to the show.. why didn’t you let Edward Snowden speak during the interview?

    TruthDecayTruthDecay29 gün önce
  • Teachers.. .its your turn to be essential.

    Andrea FAndrea FAylar önce
  • YES or YES

    MissmaguiMissmaguiAylar önce
  • I love to watch just to see the producer chuckle lol

    Kevin HaunKevin HaunAylar önce
  • Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?

    eskimointhisworldeskimointhisworldAylar önce
  • As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen. I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up. They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas. Sad and growing dystopian.

    Ultra UnityUltra UnityAylar önce
  • Police get billions in fundings schools don’t get shit 😂

    Felix RodriguezFelix RodriguezAylar önce
  • Did he do a good job or not? Questions....

    PetrPetrAylar önce
  • Hell of a show...you should check out Masonbrite Stash Lids...if I were in your shoes...focus on Cannabis

    PetrPetrAylar önce
  • Doubt you'll read this Tim, and i dont have any other social media, but im glad i found you. This latest episode on JRE cemented the fact i had to join in over here.

    Vlad ImpalerVlad ImpalerAylar önce
  • Here's how different things were in 2000 compared to now- my boyfriend and I were banging and getting dog drunk on the beach the night of the 2000 pres election.He was a hardcore Bush supporter, I was a hardcore Gore supporter. We were out there with radio listening to the results coming in, they were saying there was no way they could call the election that night, and we thought it was GODDAMNED HILARIOUS. We were fighting or talking about Russian bots or what the fuck ever, we were like, well, whatever. We'll find out tomorrow. Or next week. No one I knew fought about it. AT ALL.

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    • Sounds wonderful

      Mr. MAgooMr. MAgoo27 gün önce
  • "Good teachers stay silent." The ol' thin chalk line.

    di butlerdi butlerAylar önce
  • Now Danny Boy is stuck in my head. SHIT

    Jeremy MooreJeremy MooreAylar önce
  • Best comedian out right now

    Carlos AcostaCarlos AcostaAylar önce
  • Its great to see Cory from pawnstars get a new gig

    LikwidFoXLikwidFoXAylar önce
  • The biggest problem is that students (besides the AP or Honors) have zero discipline. Mainly due to the fact they are addicted to video games, social media, and watching videos in class. The taxpayers are funding students with bad attitudes with iPads. The public schools are corrupt, that are only concerned about their pensions. The accountability of teachers in the public schools does not exist. The public schools are extracting funds from the taxpayers and the lower tier teachers, teachers aids, substitutes, and nurses from their paychecks. There is no longer any law & order in the classroom, the amount of disrespect is alarming high. School Districts are more concerned about liabilities within the hallways, while giving a free pass to millions of students who couldn't care less about being compliant. If you can afford it, send your kids to a private school. On the high school level in the public schools, I feel sorry for the gifted students in the arts, sports, and clubs. Given the pandemic, the public schools will fail or become bankrupt, due to the fact that the current amount of property taxes will not be paid by the masses, because nobody is working.

    Adam LaskoAdam LaskoAylar önce
  • That hydrant ad literally killed me!!!!! Tim Dillon u r the goat of this comedy stuff

    Michael GainerMichael GainerAylar önce
  • As a junior in high school I remember having to tell my English teacher who Oscar Wilde and Nietzsche were and I remember correcting the spelling and grammar on an English and grammar poster another English teacher hand-made and hung in the class.

  • Black-eyes nihilists.

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  • I can't tell if Tim Dillon ACTUALLY lived by a billboard of a bed bug or if he's just using the scene from The Office.

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  • Bro...stay alive, you got IT what ever that is.............Please work with rogan and get healthy

    Jacob EstesJacob EstesAylar önce
    • im sorry, Healthier

      Jacob EstesJacob EstesAylar önce
  • That bang hanging down makes Tim look rather dashing if I do say so, the perfect diversion for the war we need with China. Second 911

    Captain FalconCaptain FalconAylar önce
  • Wtf you talking about dude? This is like a comedy freestyle. Got to 15 mins couldn't take it anymore, didn't laugh once

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    • i pity you so hard

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  • His recent visit on JRE sent me here🤘

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  • binging all episodes immediately

    Lindsey Barrett-CoimbraLindsey Barrett-CoimbraAylar önce
  • Tim Dillon you are reinvigorating my need to make me people feel uncomfortable.

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  • Tim Dillon has his own Jamie

    Christian TroyChristian TroyAylar önce
  • abolish PUBLIC* school teachers and teachers union

    Tommy AnnableTommy AnnableAylar önce
  • Please abolish both. It's my job to protect and educate my children and family. You are fuckin awesome Tim

    Andrew CosgroveAndrew CosgroveAylar önce
  • I'm not voting by mail becuz it's weird and I want to vote regular at my local library or school.

    Ieshia JohnsonIeshia JohnsonAylar önce
  • Found you cuz of Rogan and love it!! Broad brush!!😂😂

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Metro BaileyMetro BaileyAylar önce
  • This is the best shit ever :D i tried to do a workout while listening - impossible :DD

    Jonas WunderkindJonas WunderkindAylar önce
  • So here I am watching this guy on JRE and thinking this guy is hilarious.... little did I know he had a whole fucking podcast!! SUBBED👍🏼

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  • Tim, come to Phoenix! It’s a better desert with great food and you can totally stay with me. I’m hot!

    S.M. NugentS.M. NugentAylar önce
  • Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!

    Jin SakaiJin SakaiAylar önce
  • Tim Dillon is the next T-Pain. I get sad is a total BANGER!

    jazzyjohn03jazzyjohn03Aylar önce
  • What about a class called real life... where you learn how to write a resume and get a job

    Edgelord of this universeEdgelord of this universeAylar önce
  • Here after JRE..thanks for the laughs in these dark times !

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  • Smart man. Well done mate smart and funny guy!

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  • best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TK WongTK WongAylar önce
  • Yo do the Chippendales skit

    David JanssenDavid JanssenAylar önce
  • Oh my, I finally found out why Rogan had you on his podcast......you're a blowhard that's on the level of Alex Jones. LOL, I just realized you had less than 150k followers. I mean this honestly....congratulations on positioning yourself as a new 2020 blowhard with no real argument (rake in the money sellout!!). However, you have a great skill at never making a argument while talking more than 20-40 min on a rant, while you artfully string words together that somehow makes a sentence in witch people who are listening to you are further lost than they were before. P.S Who is the guy trying to imitate Jim Florentine?!?!?! Buddy...you're trying wayyyy to hard.

    John FosterJohn FosterAylar önce
  • Where can I order the dolls?

    Pedro GorillaPedro GorillaAylar önce
  • I am completely with you about these terrible fucking teachers. They're fucking completely delusional about their worth. I lived with a teacher. They don't talk to adults like children on purpose usually. They just have become accustomed to it. They're garbage.

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  • Who else is here because Joe " ----- -- ----" Rogan?

    Tess LewisTess LewisAylar önce
  • His calves must be IMMENSE!

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  • Just found this guy from JR podcast 👍👏

    Kayleigh MorrisonKayleigh MorrisonAylar önce
  • does this dude sound like ferell

    laila sandovallaila sandovalAylar önce
  • Dude you have a voice for radio man, it's amazing

    Tyler BooneTyler BooneAylar önce
  • Joe Eagan said your funny. He was wrong. None of this is funny. I see a fool lecturing others yet he’s clueless

    Scott HafeleScott HafeleAylar önce
  • attempt to educate. yep.

    Kane LowreyKane LowreyAylar önce
  • I would love to attend an alternative investigative class on 9/11

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  • Tim could you please contact Luenell.She is interested into doing a podcast with you.Please consider.X

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#212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show