A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races

Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people
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Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics
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  • Download: mega.nz/#!s5RAmS6D!USG3zCcZ_FPMFm1Z0wqwSFrHYsNK9mClMdVmCayr42U Instrumental: mega.nz/#!xsBCgYob!v5MbdnmkL3rmqyZPcdVRoAF4NTnhQJtGMsFd0cfOaBw Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics Cami-Cat Cover: trvision.net/detail/video-iNrXp881bSU.html

    JoCatJoCat9 aylar önce
    • Is this not the instrumental used by Bo Burnham?

      Reese HowellsReese Howells14 gün önce
    • permission to use?

      Jonathan AlbanoJonathan Albano23 gün önce
    • @Brimstone Sulfur that's an elf subrace

      Neutral TiredNeutral TiredAylar önce
    • Jo, I sent in Thai captions.

      ChikaChikaAylar önce
    • JoCat I'm teaching myself this song

      Geo: Gamer, Artist, VloggerGeo: Gamer, Artist, VloggerAylar önce
  • isnt this bo burnham's beat?

    Saint ChadamSaint Chadam4 saatler önce
  • this sounds so close to "rant." by bo burnham

    Windshield ViperWindshield Viper6 saatler önce
  • My name is james. How did you know I was boring.

    jimmyjamjimmyjam11 saatler önce

    XalconXalcon21 saatler önce
  • I just noticed the High Elf being labelled as 420

    EikoandMogEikoandMog23 saatler önce
  • This song should be on Spotify, just saying...

    Pygmytyrant KingPygmytyrant KingGün önce
  • What no pickle people

    PickleciclePicklecicleGün önce
  • My name is James and my first race was human. *cries single tear* Guess I’m boring haha

    blindoutlawblindoutlawGün önce
    • For a new player, trying to get into the RPG mode for a heroic person in a fantasy world could be a stretch. Adding the culture, attitudes etc of another race is additional brainwork. I prefer my first character in a new system to be simple.

      ZaprozhanZaprozhanGün önce
  • Jo must be a bronze Dragonborn Because he’s spitting straight fire

    Corrosivity YeetborneCorrosivity Yeetborne2 gün önce
  • Update to Jocat Races Song: "If your into the Lion King, May I suggest the LEONIN Ferocious cat people that love to slay It's too bad their pride gets in the way SATYRS, the grass eating bunch Really have to fun with at a drunken lunch Filled with friendliness and joy But make one of them a bard, then you'll have a frat boy"

    Epic BingewatcherEpic Bingewatcher2 gün önce
  • Ok so they make so many kind of things you can play... but.... If you wanted me to play more then one then why make the one and only one I care about... Tabaxi ❤️😻😻

    imkagurathewindimkagurathewind2 gün önce
  • frisky

    أحمد خاطرأحمد خاطر2 gün önce
  • rap *G O D*

    kid with a LAZER MINIGUNkid with a LAZER MINIGUN2 gün önce
  • Finally, someone how hates elfs as much as i am.

    mia Lmia L2 gün önce
  • What about the dreamtouched race I have no clue what they are

    Heart BreakerHeart Breaker3 gün önce
  • Dude, are you sure you're not a Red Dragon? Cause this mixtape is hot hot hot.

  • I know this is a rather stupid question, but can the instrumental be used with credit, to whoever made it, which I'd have to know who made it. Or is it basically just for this? I should probably know this from the Cami-Cat cover, just asking if anyone would know

    Juddy9 PlaysJuddy9 Plays4 gün önce
  • Variant human is my favorite race.

    LevfernoLevferno4 gün önce
  • So when he mentioned Tortle that made me think “Hey I want that” so now my mom is frustrated because the race I chose isn’t even in DnD beyond

    AnonymousAnonymous5 gün önce
  • ummmm, for dragonborn you kinda described a half dragon- dragonborn are their own race and have nothing to do with a bard's shitty life choices.

    Dragon MasterDragon Master5 gün önce
  • I play elves almost every time and get harassed by my party

    BisquinoBisquino6 gün önce
  • Damnit I just realized now that the 420 elf is a high elf...

    Mijoro AndriamasimananaMijoro Andriamasimanana6 gün önce
  • Robot master race....??

    CloudsClouds7 gün önce
  • 2:11 Does this mean I can pull a Goblin Slayer and fuck everyone up?

    DynoSkrimisherDynoSkrimisher7 gün önce
  • Is it just me or does this sound a lot like Bo Burhnam Christin rant song

    Bluey IndustriesBluey Industries8 gün önce
  • I just started my first d&d game ever, and my character is a religious alligator

    James SillsJames Sills8 gün önce
  • i would LOVE to play a jocat version of pictureka!

    Cheshire The enigmaCheshire The enigma8 gün önce
  • i like his final message the most don't do something just becouse it helps your class do what you like and all that makes me happy ^w^ (also not just saying this sense each dm i have played with so far basically smites you if you dont pick a class effective race to what your doing)

    Nomy MinaNomy Mina9 gün önce
  • you forgot the satyr

    Drop Bear LegendDrop Bear Legend10 gün önce
  • My friend, NO JOKE, had a Kenku that nearly TPK'd with a single Thorn Whip (I think that's the spell name).

    Shadow DragonShadow Dragon10 gün önce
  • half orc for the win

    420 man420 man10 gün önce
  • Surprisingly useful! I have my first DnD session next week with some fellow university students (strangers at the moment but I'm hoping to become friends) and I'm trying to create a character before that day. I can't decide between tiefling, the winged people, yuan-ti but maybe not a literal snake (I have now learned those are purebloods), and tabaxi because cat girl. UPDATE: I think I'm going to go with tiefling since I don't know if the other "expansions" are available for those other races to exist. Tieflings fit the type of character I want to play pretty well!

    Bittersweet SugarBittersweet Sugar10 gün önce
  • Grung

    Benjamin PerezBenjamin Perez11 gün önce
  • Now...what's Jo's race? XD

    Jazy CJazy C11 gün önce
  • I forgot how awesome this video actually is. Also, I love all the visual gags.

    Yami BakuraYami Bakura11 gün önce
  • I forgot Firbolgs can turn invisible I’ll have to use that with my firbolg

    Century. exeCentury. exe11 gün önce
  • "locatha's a straight up fish literally a fish" this writing's genius

    Ben MBen M11 gün önce
  • ah so this is why 2020. well, at least it slaps like a 2006 garage-band loop.

    Jared O'KelleyJared O'Kelley11 gün önce
  • Nobody: Me who has only played in 1 adventures league campaign just makes characters Ill never play: Wow, anyone 2020 still gets inspired by this master of creativity?

    PJB QualleyPJB Qualley12 gün önce
  • who listened to both this and cmi cat at the same time?

    TheCodamanCrewTheCodamanCrew12 gün önce
  • Don't really know why people are doing this but i'm joining in. First Character: Tiefling Gunslinger Second Character: Elf Warlock Third Character: Ratfolk Rouge

    OhNoImATrapOhNoImATrap12 gün önce
  • I love playing humans. Sue me, feats are cool.

    Fluffy FluffFluffy Fluff12 gün önce
  • Undead?

    A GuideA Guide12 gün önce
  • Lore's still trash?

    William SullivanWilliam Sullivan13 gün önce
  • Racists, Oh the racists....

    Vintolio ytVintolio yt13 gün önce
  • Half-Dragons are the ones whose parrents fucked a dragon... Dragonborn are literally just a subset of dragons...

    enCODed3enCODed313 gün önce
  • I heard robot man I Wanna Be A Robot

    DaPandacommanda ytDaPandacommanda yt14 gün önce
  • I want to make a Human Fighter-Bard named Chad Battlebard now

    Shane EspinozaShane Espinoza14 gün önce
  • That minus to int for orcs quint be applicable soon. Tasha’s cauldron of everything.

    Vijay AnandVijay Anand14 gün önce
  • Why do so many people think Aasimar have wings? I’ve seen in dnd stories on reddit and in this video. The books don’t say anything about them having wings.

    Vijay AnandVijay Anand14 gün önce
  • Hmm was Leonin added after this or not an official race to play

    SaddleOnGamingSaddleOnGaming15 gün önce
  • "hUmAnS are BoRINg!!!!!!" Is a basic bitch opinion. LOL!

    Sir PatrickSir Patrick16 gün önce
  • When your rewatching this to see with one would be the best at mass canablaism of humanoid races

    Person SomeonePerson Someone16 gün önce
  • My friend forced me to watch this video Idk what just happened but good video

    Dumb stuff with Jake and the BoisDumb stuff with Jake and the Bois16 gün önce
  • Where's the grung love?

    DeMi PlateauDeMi Plateau16 gün önce
  • Me looking for some lyrics in the comments

    Sydney .TSydney .T16 gün önce
  • this slaps

    Tim MertensTim Mertens16 gün önce
  • "At least not fully. You often look more like a freakish creature." A missed opportunity: Substitute creature for furry. It rhymes better to me BECAUSE IT'S GOTTA RHYME DOGGAMBIT

    Elanor BombergerElanor Bomberger16 gün önce
  • im generally curios about his characters race XD

    Sarah .CrosbySarah .Crosby16 gün önce
    • his "race" is just a human wearing a wiggler hat from Monster Hunter.

      superfightingrobotsuperfightingrobot16 gün önce
  • You forgot Minotaur

    Galaxy GuyGalaxy Guy17 gün önce
    • 3:36

      ChaoticCinder 18ChaoticCinder 1813 gün önce
  • First character: Gnome Druid-Hobnocks - crazy nut from an island with a riding dog named Barkstone Second character: Tiefling Warlock-Lillian Archsaw - Pirate Captain who is badass but fireballs a lot. Third character: Human fighter-Vlad - Grumpy x solider..nothing special.

    Emily Angelica Bravos - GiulianoEmily Angelica Bravos - Giuliano17 gün önce
  • can't wait for crap guide to dungeon master.

    Let Me Talk AboutLet Me Talk About18 gün önce
  • where’s the satyr?

    serifqwserifqw18 gün önce
  • i wanna make a half-orc and a halfling now 👁👄👁

    honiibeehoniibee18 gün önce
  • I have an elf ranger im I basic?

    Nevermind -Nevermind -18 gün önce
  • Honestly the Bard crap guide should be redone as SONG

    Red DawvaRed Dawva19 gün önce
  • If a kenku was into bondage would it be a kinku

    Wamly the Crab GodWamly the Crab God19 gün önce
  • I chose a Kobold Battlesmith Artificer

    Sir CoCoNUTSir CoCoNUT19 gün önce
  • I honestly have no idea how many times I've listened to this song in the past 8 months. But it never gets old and I love it

    Derp BeholderDerp Beholder20 gün önce
A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races