Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special

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  • A lil racist vibe but okay

    Royal SyndicateRoyal Syndicate44 dakika önce
  • Kellen's eyes are so remarkable. As he processes the audience input & delivers on the beat, I thought of the late Paul Lynde. Definitely paying to see one of his shows.

    Casey Harris SrCasey Harris SrSaatler önce
  • Aw you didn't clap long enough for me to take a drink.... I go thirsty with thoughts like that when I'm stoned.... He verbalizes and all of a sudden I'm like... It's ok!! hahaha

    matthew gillismatthew gillisSaatler önce
  • So I just thought about this, if the turtle won the race, why do we always say they're slow?

    Christopher HarpsterChristopher Harpster5 saatler önce
  • bike locks are so expensive, no one would waste money on such jokes ;)

    Andrius KAndrius K6 saatler önce
  • Proves you can be funny without the bad language.

    Alan StevensAlan Stevens6 saatler önce
  • Bike locks are racist.

    TheOneAndOnlySameTheOneAndOnlySame7 saatler önce
  • The team name for the high school where I live is called the Rice Birds. I think that is a retarded name. It's not intimidating at all.

    The_Mynxie_OneThe_Mynxie_One19 saatler önce
    • No, but it's also not offensive to anyone either. Yay!

      Phil McCrevicePhil McCrevice14 saatler önce
  • I'm not a fan of Disney. The avengers sucked

    Goat VodkaGoat Vodka19 saatler önce
  • You may have forgotten what term we use for when our computers stop.

    Richard PageRichard Page20 saatler önce
  • Does anybody have a charger? F utube

    Kevin ThompsonKevin Thompson22 saatler önce
  • Funny stuff! But the math on your basketball hoop height is off. The difference between 5.5 and 10 is 4.5 4.5 is almost 82% more than 5.5 The math would be closer if the hoop height was 6' 9", A difference of 3' 3", with 10' being 48% more.

    TheRanugadTheRanugadGün önce
  • Cool guy

    dan rdan rGün önce
  • Pet accupunture with a porcupine: "I don't know what they did to my cat"

    Mate EgyedMate EgyedGün önce
  • To hear him speak like a human being, go to 1.25 speed

    Dhayne W.Dhayne W.Gün önce
  • In my younger daze I would put stuff in other peoples grocery carts when they weren't looking, if I had time I would bury it under their other stuff... yes I was a stupid prankster... these daze I'm not as much of a prankster but am still just as stupid... growing up and being mature was never part of my forte.

    Carl PenCarl PenGün önce
  • I'm surprised he didn't include Bulldogs when he talked about most common H.S. mascots

    Angela MAngela MGün önce
  • 9 to 10 feet cord and you can only use it in your car LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Peet KotzePeet KotzeGün önce
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Peet KotzePeet KotzeGün önce
  • his routine seems to be all over the place.

    jan409jan409Gün önce
  • its at 0,75 speed....

    Ingo Chillwalker PickhanIngo Chillwalker PickhanGün önce
  • Using siri to tell the last few jokes was hilarious

    A TennesonA Tenneson2 gün önce
  • This guy is good! Definitely reminds me of Demitri Martin. :D

    ROARrapsROARraps2 gün önce
  • "let's make this maroon 4" , ☠️😂 I can't stop laughing at that.

    Tony AburtoTony Aburto2 gün önce
  • so this is what SeaNanners is up to these days

    MuraMura2 gün önce
  • So if you put the lawnmower in turtle mode do you ultimately end up finishing your lawn quicker?

    Brandon SchillingBrandon Schilling2 gün önce
  • This guy is brilliant! Hilarious! He needs a Netflix comedy special.

    Ben BrownBen Brown2 gün önce
  • This dude stole the shopping cart joke

    Joshua ReidJoshua Reid2 gün önce
  • He is awesome on improv . Takes what the audience says and builds on it. Too funny.😆😆😆

  • can you imagine the lucky person who gets to wake up at 3 am to this slurring angel of humor???

    PeaceLoveAndRicoPeaceLoveAndRico3 gün önce
  • U severely underestimate what I would do for $20

    Alias DirectAlias Direct3 gün önce
  • This guy is awesome.

    edparagonpcedparagonpc3 gün önce
  • Really great set

    Ignatius J. ReillyIgnatius J. Reilly3 gün önce
  • He reminds me in looks and cadence of a young Todd Barry.

    K. PacificNWK. PacificNW3 gün önce
  • our team was the Razorbacks !

    robert millerrobert miller3 gün önce
  • Spanish fork was obviously a joke lol

    Alex JAlex J3 gün önce
  • I had a walmart automated doors close on me 3 different times. :P

    Shawn LecroneShawn Lecrone3 gün önce
  • This guys funny.

    Game boy wonder BredGame boy wonder Bred3 gün önce
  • This is 2020: Why do people still have to hold Microphones on stage? Why can't a comedian ware a headset mic ?

    Donnie CampbellDonnie Campbell3 gün önce
    • @Paul Chicco That was a comment that only a comedian would foolishly make.

      Donnie CampbellDonnie CampbellGün önce
    • Wait, are you low key telling us we figure out how to time travel next year??

      Paul ChiccoPaul ChiccoGün önce
  • Am Fork, Spanish Fork are in Utah

    Ognjen DOgnjen D3 gün önce
  • Im a cool boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Rikard SnällRikard Snäll3 gün önce
  • ima buy a bike lock today... with a devilish joker smile.

    BloodhasteBloodhaste3 gün önce
  • That fly joke tho! 😂

    Ra SouldierRa Souldier3 gün önce
  • 8:05

    Biscuit DavidBiscuit David3 gün önce
  • This is what it looks like when a comedian is killing.

    BuddhatheBlackDogBuddhatheBlackDog3 gün önce
  • lol my high school is actually called dutch fork didn’t know there were so many forks

    CleanWaterGangCleanWaterGang4 gün önce
    • Trails fork, roads fork, rivers fork...

      Phil McCrevicePhil McCrevice14 saatler önce
  • On self driving cars: Same technology as automatic doors but million times will be ok trust me. would you like 2 dudes open and close the door manually and text at the same time? Well that’s what is currently happening on the road! 😂

    Johnny BehealthyJohnny Behealthy4 gün önce
  • I'm 15 so cut me some slack but I didn't get the plenty of room USA map joke can someone explain it to me????

    Elle MichaelElle Michael4 gün önce
    • The states are much bigger in the West and smaller and denser in the East. It looks like someone started from the left, miscalculated and ran out of space.

      Rhiti ChattopadhyayRhiti Chattopadhyay2 gün önce
  • 13:28 definitely on some kids math homework

    Alex Sparks-BakotaAlex Sparks-Bakota4 gün önce
  • I have best high school team name at my high school in Denver Colorado was so brilliant they made something that really don’t make any sense or exist in nature. It was the millennium quest thunder bolts!

    g-liven13g-liven134 gün önce
    • That's offensive to thunderbolts.

      Phil McCrevicePhil McCrevice14 saatler önce
  • TRvision needs to add a system where you can like multiple times. I can't stop laughing

    MaddoxMaddox4 gün önce
  • you can put this on 1.5x speed an it still sounds normal

    FlufflzFlufflz4 gün önce
  • Love it, My High School Mascot was the Friars, the girls teams were Lady Friars! Dallas TX

    Vanessa GomezVanessa Gomez4 gün önce
  • Good standup, bad video editing. Lets start with a punchline and revisit the joke.

    Evan KirkEvan Kirk4 gün önce
  • This was a great routine, I thoroughly enjoyed it and will definately be looking out for more from him! He’s a master of comebacks!

    Putrifying EagorPutrifying Eagor4 gün önce
    • Check out Andrew Schults, his crowd work is next level. And I agree this guy was great.

      Paul ChiccoPaul ChiccoGün önce
  • *If you press the right arrow on your keyboard, it's just a video of a guy standing on a stage saying nothing.*

    Anthony LopezAnthony Lopez4 gün önce
  • A very funny Aaron Paul

    lambdatau118fullambdatau118ful4 gün önce
  • Penguins DO have knees it’s inside them

    uneasycylinder. pnguneasycylinder. png4 gün önce
  • Not bad. Did I miss the bike lock joke?

    Titus VeridiusTitus Veridius4 gün önce
    • Probably. It was the first two.

      Phil McCrevicePhil McCrevice14 saatler önce
  • The penguins had me dying

    stedmans4christstedmans4christ5 gün önce
  • He makes a lot of good points 😂😂😂

    MaestroLivesMaestroLives5 gün önce
  • Hey any cops out there ? Can you tell me is it illegal to do what he’s saying buying bike locks and locking other peoples possessions

    Superman MVPSuperman MVP5 gün önce
  • Great show. He is really quick with the come-backs when he asks the audience for prompts. It's gutsy for him to play that game. He's literally writing jokes in real-time, usually based on a single word. But he makes it work very well.

    Michael LorensonMichael Lorenson5 gün önce
    • Yeah hes pretty quick.

      YngsatchvaiYngsatchvaiGün önce
  • Man he had the audience wrapped around his finger, he had them dying before he would even finish a word, they were in such a state he could have said anything at all and still would have murdered

    Eric AndersonEric Anderson5 gün önce
  • This guy is outstanding

    Brian WardBrian Ward5 gün önce
  • Every few minutes it’s either mike Bloomberg or a drug dealer interrupting your videos these days.

    Sarah DeshaySarah Deshay5 gün önce
    • TRvision is really sucking it these days.

      Phil McCrevicePhil McCrevice14 saatler önce
  • His cadence is so slow that when Played at 1.25 speed it sounds like Bill Burr both sound normal....

    Dennis AdamsDennis Adams5 gün önce
  • Delta State Fighting Okras

    John DyeJohn Dye5 gün önce
  • A touch of Steven Wright, a bit of Seinfeld...very funny guy.

    C G42C G425 gün önce
  • Are people on drugs? (The lough is way to big and extended.) I guess it´s something they made in the studio after the show or something?! The guy is good, don´t misunderstand the comment, it´s just sounds manufactured..

    Morgan SvenssonMorgan Svensson5 gün önce
Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special