Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special

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  • When the guy on parole becomes a comedian

    Clueless PotatoClueless Potato9 saatler önce
  • I just cant get enough of this dry delivery of neutral chaos literally watched this same video over dozen times now and it still gets laugh out of me

    SpoonSpoon16 saatler önce
  • My hs team is the Freburg Midgets

    Canned ShrubCanned ShrubGün önce
  • Did the meth money run out?

    esgesgGün önce
  • Funny show Erskine

    Mark BonhamMark BonhamGün önce
  • Our rivals were the bombers

    themiddleonesthemiddleones2 gün önce
  • Penguins have knees. Just like owls. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, LOOK UP A FEATHERLESS OWL.

    Meron EshoMeron Esho3 gün önce
  • Very funny

    Thrith GoldenThrith Golden3 gün önce
  • " I love the syrup from... Georgia". I was laughing so hard I was tearing up!

    Rebecca AntonucciRebecca Antonucci3 gün önce
  • Yup

    Mustang ManMustang Man4 gün önce
  • Jessie

    Tellem CoreyTellem Corey4 gün önce
  • the way he played off the "celebrate divorce" comment...genius....

    susan NYsusan NY4 gün önce
  • Anyone else watching this while drinking to later find out its a sober comedy show.

    Chris RiggsChris Riggs4 gün önce
  • I miss offensive jokes

    FezezenFezezen4 gün önce
  • The Trenton Golden Tide. It was legit a wave of piss as our mascot.

    Rachel GreenRachel Green4 gün önce
  • 22:58 No wonder why lawnmowers are so slow.

    FoxfozlFoxfozl5 gün önce
  • Comedians are murders... Their preferred Technique; Soffication.

    FoxfozlFoxfozl5 gün önce
    • @Foxfozl no worries! I think maybe it's also murderers and suffocation!?

      esgesgGün önce
    • @esg Thx for catching me, I'm bad at english

      FoxfozlFoxfozlGün önce
    • Tekneek ?

      esgesgGün önce
  • High school team was the beavers. Wish they said that

    Cameron JohnsonCameron Johnson5 gün önce
  • They stole this from TikTok

    enderchicken 123enderchicken 1236 gün önce
  • Why haven't i ever seen this man before? HE IS AMAZING!!!

    C N9C N96 gün önce
  • How does he keep a straight face the entire special.

    Dylan NotsorDylan Notsor6 gün önce
    • It's called "deadpan"

      MadScientist267MadScientist2674 gün önce
  • This guy is great

    Logan MastersLogan Masters6 gün önce
  • This guy sounds like if Edward Norton's voice was put through and Edward Norton voice filter about six times.

    jred7jred76 gün önce
  • Pro Bicyclists shaving their legs isn’t really about going faster... if you’re feet slip and you take a peddle (especially the kind that clip to your shoes) to the shin it heals much faster if you don’t have leg hair getting into the scab.

    Carl StockmanCarl Stockman6 gün önce
    • Wait til you're injured then shave around the injury lol

      esgesgGün önce
  • This comment section apparently has never heard of Dimitri Martin.

    Konner DentKonner Dent8 gün önce
  • Now I see why he has almost 3 million views on here. Hilarious.

    Chuck BrownChuck Brown8 gün önce
  • 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    What? Why?What? Why?8 gün önce
  • The Battle Ship joke is uber funny to me because his button down shirt looks just like the Battle Ship game board🤣...Im a 37 yr old blk wmn🤷🏽‍♀️

    DJ CDJ C9 gün önce
  • Why does it sound like Shane Topp is one of the audience members lol

    YeetingsYeetings9 gün önce
  • this dude is pure chaotic energy and i love it

    derpy squidderpy squid9 gün önce
  • On my way to buy a bike lock 👌

    Noel TheTreeNoel TheTree10 gün önce
  • The reason the back wall is so far at diffrent parks is because of elevation and air resistance.

    Issac AchesonIssac Acheson10 gün önce
  • He sounds like my English teacher from back in my high school days.

    derek Riggsderek Riggs11 gün önce
  • We call bobcats wildcats in ky. Soooo...

    Jami HensleyJami Hensley11 gün önce
  • Iiiiii like him

    Jami HensleyJami Hensley11 gün önce
  • Dude i actuslly like moron 5 🤣😂

    sbz plgsbz plg11 gün önce
  • The cords are designed short so you DONT use them while charging as that not the recommended way 🤷🏻‍♂️

    nmarkert01nmarkert0112 gün önce
  • Dry bar is coming in so clutch with COVID

    SzcurrSzcurr12 gün önce
  • 1,25 speed for efficiency

    3 AM3 AM12 gün önce
  • I'm getting serial killer vibes lol

    IM GOOOD!IM GOOOD!12 gün önce
  • My schools mascot is a unicorn lmao

    Emma FrostEmma Frost13 gün önce
  • 8 ads

    Crazzyboy900Crazzyboy90013 gün önce
  • Baskins robbins been quite since then

    Rose GrfxRose Grfx14 gün önce
  • grocery store owners HATE this guy

    Jake CJake C14 gün önce
  • Davis High Darts represent!

    Julianne BriscoeJulianne Briscoe14 gün önce
  • Am I the only one who noticed like 7 of those jokes were stolen...

    Dakota WapotishDakota Wapotish14 gün önce
    • Source ?

      Raw VidRaw Vid12 gün önce
  • Any other odd high school mascots in the house?

    Marc ThayerMarc Thayer15 gün önce
  • you can easily find the combination number. dont be a sheep

    rize samarize sama15 gün önce
  • 23:05 "...what kind of soup are you making?" @kellen

    Allen WilsonAllen Wilson16 gün önce
  • Watching this made me remember what DNA stood for

    El-Camino-Karl 55El-Camino-Karl 5516 gün önce
  • Yeah... Ahahahahah hah... Imagine being from Spanish Fork...... Hah. What a freak ...... Beats being from American Fork 😂😂😂😂

    Jordan MalanJordan Malan16 gün önce
  • I love this guy. He's a good improv dude

    Iam ANONYMOUSIam ANONYMOUS16 gün önce
  • My hometown sports teams are the Agates. Rhymes with about the worst possible word a team could be called. It's so obvious it's almost beneath using.

    marlys mcgregormarlys mcgregor17 gün önce
  • My football team was the Trojans

    Alfrado RheaumeAlfrado Rheaume17 gün önce
  • This man exudes the calmest chaotic energy I have ever seen, and I deeply respect that.

    MaryOf BearsMaryOf Bears17 gün önce
  • Budget Johnny sins

    GummyBear 27GummyBear 2718 gün önce
  • Jesse Pinkman is doing good for himself

    Erik CruzErik Cruz19 gün önce
  • We are now a chaotic Machine thanks to him

    Iam ANONYMOUSIam ANONYMOUS19 gün önce
  • The laughing is so fake!!!

    seeDiersoil crossrowdsseeDiersoil crossrowds19 gün önce
    • I don’t hear it.

      Alan MarhicAlan Marhic17 gün önce
  • is it just me he has great material and can improvise but the way he says it just feels off

    fibyqfibyq19 gün önce
  • He just had to share the power of the bike lock... 😂

    Paul PalmerPaul Palmer19 gün önce
  • If a comedian gets laugh from shock value that's a cheap comedian. I'd say a third of this guy's jokes hold value.

    Aaron JohnsonAaron Johnson19 gün önce
  • Very funny! 👍🏼👍🏼

    Prettyflower ValePrettyflower Vale19 gün önce
  • He seems like he is trying to hard to sound like Steve carell.

    QueenOfTheDead BodiesQueenOfTheDead Bodies19 gün önce
  • 'getting heckled by Wikipedia' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

    sobranie la bucatasobranie la bucata20 gün önce
  • I like this dude a lot

    roni mroni m20 gün önce
  • Ruining Battleship for the audience was awesome.

    G. AndaluzG. Andaluz21 gün önce
  • If this guy went super saiyan 3 his hair would just be normal length

    Porkchopsrock12Porkchopsrock1221 gün önce
  • Him: "usually its like..." Crowd: *total uproarious laughter*

    Porkchopsrock12Porkchopsrock1221 gün önce
  • They laugh before he even makes the joke

    Porkchopsrock12Porkchopsrock1221 gün önce
Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special