Bill and Bert prattle about World War I, Bert crushing in class, and political twitter.
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Glad to know I’m not alone on the never taking notes thing. In college I’ve started to (this quarter at least), but still I have never felt something Bert said so much.
I love how Bert says "a comic" when we all know who you're talking about. Just say it. You're still not doing a public apology by not saying his name.
I gotta say I lost a lot of respect for Bert and all the people that threw Chris under the bus.
Bill, the news stations get away with that shit cuz they're registered as Entertainment Companies 😜
Bert was just saying how crazy time is and it's sad to look back when people were younger. Y'all take everything so literal. Let's see how you sound if you're entire life was filmed 🗣️ hurt people hurt people👌🍆
26:20 You're All Welcome For Those Who Are Looking For It
Thank you.
My lord
thank you
Not all heroes wear capes
Thank you!
26:00 Delia talk
Thank you
@46:00 WHERE IS JA RULE? XD
When bill starts talking about the capitol thing _"ohh jeeeezus"_
The young antelope surgically compare because substance psychophysically wriggle including a ignorant scorpion. marked, talented iran
DUDE YOU GOTTA FIND THAT TEACHER!!!
"Ohhhh no!...Fuck! Not @WhoGivesAFuck, what am I gonna do now?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know you don't care but you should actually watch CNN and fox news a little more. They both lean right, it just CNN doesn't outright lie to their viewers the way fox News does. They give what Republicans do a legitimatcy on their station in a way that fox news (and especially the alt right ones like oann and Newsmax) would never dream of doing. Also. I have to say, there is a huge difference between protesting about murderers walking away from killing unarmed black men and black babies killed needlessly with flash bangs after a centuries long history of lynchings, bombing black neighborhoods, building toxic, pollution causing projects next to black neighborhoods, horrifying medical racism, Jim Crow, being excluded specifically from the GI bill and the new deal, and police brutality along with a racist "justice" system that is specifically there to enslave people (read the 13th amendment), all that oppression built up over in my opinion warrants some property damage. Now, compare that to commiting insurrection at the most protected building and the very heart of our democracy because Donald Trump deluded most of the republican party that an election, which his own attorney General said was on of the most secure in history, 60+ court cases were thrown out for lack of evidence, all because Donald Trump doesn't think it's fair that votes were counted in certain major cities. His lawyers tried over and over again to disenfranchise whole counties and just have millions of legal votes not counted, not because they had evidence of fraud, but because he was always going to claim there was fraud if he lost. he told us over and over again. And don't you find it suspicious that they only want to throw out the votes in "urban" areas?
poor billy booze bag only has cigars left LoL
Bill's reaction is fuckin priceless.
if you watch the video you know damn well what I'm talking about
Why doesn’t bill just say it! If JFK could give that epic speech about going to the moon because it’s haaaaahd, then a Boston accent belongs in fantasy space.
Animanie Totally insany They pushed me down and maced me Animaniacs! Those are the facts! *Cough
I hate how big bert is in his own head. Always humble bragging, name dropping, being a total douche. Of course he's from Florida
"They're Portland people who work at coffee shops" LMFAO
Great episode. I especially loved birds stories from college; the highs and the lows. The professor was very cool. The dude that beat him up has serious problems. But all still great to listen to. Thanks, Bert. And Bill, you were entertaining as always.
Be careful of what you say about antifa you guys are the ones that have to live in LA LOL
hahaha Burr's face when Dumbert says "it's so weird that the lead is 67 now, but when she made that movie, she was NOT 67, that's so interesting !" and Burr says... "What? that she aged"!? lol oh BERT
that suplex got the best of him
lmao I was dying when he said that
Does anyone else think Bert's Cam keeps freezing only to realize his is just sitting there with his mouth half open? lol
Great name for a podcast... "Cigar Talk". And it's nothing about cigars.
Man I feel Burt about the note thing lol. Great pod
I miss somethings burning.....
Schmoyoho created the animaniacs meme
Bill Burr is the only podcaster guy that I don't fast forward through the ads. He makes em funny with the mix of his stumbled reading and ad libs. :)
Oh so you lost a subscriber eh? Well you gained one as well. Me😉
I smoke Romeo y Juliettas.
Ahh, Warner (not so) Bros took down the Animaniacs thing.
BILL's joy (vicariously) hearing about BERT's "Winston Churchill Day" - the look of JOY on his face.... !!! (I don't even smoke cigars or know much about scotch, and I STILL want to watch this so bad!)
P.S, Thanks and go fuck yourself
Koo session...HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Cheers for your Winston Churchill day🇬🇧🇬🇧🍾🇬🇧🇬🇧
Where tf is somethings burning or poker table!!!!
Bert, you actually listen on this podcast. I like you even more every podcast I hear you on
Romeo y julieta’s are legit!
That episode was insane. Burr was so great
No bill, we have definitely gotten softer since the world War 2 generation. Its pretty obvious
25:20 Damn, Burr went straight Vito Corleone with the line “what do you mean what am I talking about?”
I love Bert, but feel like he sometimes doesn’t banter with Burr’s convo super well. Sometimes Burr will say a joke that they can riff on & Bert will change the topic instead of letting the joke play out.
LeeAnn Kreischer - "Bert, ya don't listen! You're not a good actor because you only think about what you are saying, and don't listen to the other person...." (maybe she was/is right)
you guys are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Everybody's gotta be lookin' like, y'know, they're *BALLIN'* with flatscreen tvs..." Bill I'm pretty sure they haven't sold tube tvs for at least 10 years, all they have are flatscreens.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he got that when he said that was an old reference and that he's old. Did you think you came up with that thought on your own? Do you repost top upvoted comments and actually think you came up with them on your own? Are you one of those people? edit: ah, I see you reported my comment calling you out? " 'Jon Loc replied: 'Leide Keine Dummköpfe I didn't read the comments but if you want to be a condescending asswipe go for it.' ' This wasn't in the comments. Bill Burr was saying something along those lines right after the quote you made of him. Moron."
This one should have been called the brocast.
Berts antifa impression was gold
Bert has the patience of Job. Bill never lets him talk. Ever. It’s crazy
If you think Bill interrupts more than Bert, and Bert is the saint.... You keep living in your fantasy land, Bruce Kreicher.
@VideoNozoki actually Bert has addressed it on other podcasts. Bill isn’t the most ‘active’ of listeners. But thanks for your input
What are you yapping about, Alice??! Bert is the master of making everything about him. The fact that Bill is the only person Bert shuts up for, is what makes this ONE podcast the most listenable. Watch ANY other podcast Bert is on... he is insufferable with his interruptions. Even this episode! Bert spent every "listening moment" looking up online about whether HE was also nominated for a Grammy, etc.
The irony of Bill Burr is that his brilliance comes in the stupidity he claims to have.
Burt kirshner, bruce kriesher
Bruce kreischer
I thought Thompson Cigars broke his leg dunking on a 9 foot rim
TJ MILLER
Good episode! Kinda weird with the outline of referees in tighty whities in Bill's background though...
it is obviously a phallus....
#BurRants
Hope you go on Conan, too, Bill 🤞👍
I love old Billy Red Nuts and he's always been an angry old man but Jesus Christ he is actually turning into an angry old man with his old french movies and his bitching about marriage and his cardigan!! Lol. I love these 2 guys.
These guys need to have a long poker game with....
Reggie Watts Brad Williams Yannis Pappas
"Welcome to another wonderful episode of THE BILL!!! .......... burrt.. POD!!! .............. caaaast." Burt is always so off key. Poor Billy Blind eyes is gonna lose it one day.
Bill is definitely gonna win that grammy and completely get blindsided by the win because of how self deprecating he is. Congrats Bill you deserve the grammy win.
I like how bert called out Antifa
Winston Churchill day isn't until April 9th
Uncle Sherwin swag
Winston Churchill's cigar of choice was a Cuban Romeo y Juliette 46x7.
Totally true political discussion. Thanks BB
This week on "Cringe stories Burt tells that absolutely never happened"
Lol
Winston used to smoke Romeo y Juliettas cigars but probably "real" cubans , the ones we sell at my store are pretty good though
whitey really out did himself this appearance..looking Fresh Buddy!!
At 6:31 Bill was just about to reveal his favorite moment in The Piano Teacher when brain damaged Bert derailed it.
Ya, I had to pause and come back to the podcast later. I love Bert be he also absolutely irritates me. Haha
Bill's story reminds me in grade 8 we gave our social studies teacher a meltdown. He actually cried, god we were assholes...