Dealing with Post-Masturbation Guilt - Big Jay Oakerson

Big Jay Oakerson dissects the friendship of two audience members and reveals how harshly he judges himself after he orgasms. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Want more Big Jay Oakerson? Check out his show, The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder:

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  • Family guy before the family face ass...

    Uncut The UrbaniteUncut The Urbanite5 gün önce
  • Fire

    Brian HBrian H9 gün önce
  • Is someone getting JOEY vibes?

    Shashank GairolaShashank Gairola15 gün önce
  • Gayyyyy

    Logan WilliamsLogan Williams16 gün önce
  • The man was just flipping out his fantasies 😅

    Laxit KothariLaxit Kothari21 gün önce
  • Well done sir!

    sarasotauptoseattlesarasotauptoseattle25 gün önce
  • Lol this is one of the best stand ups i ever seeen and its soooo true

    Kobus BeytellKobus Beytell25 gün önce
  • he mentioned patrice was his mentor and it really shows man , pimp spirit living through this white body

    w wybornw wyborn27 gün önce
  • 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

    Life ThoLife Tho29 gün önce
  • 😱😱😱😱😳😳😳⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

    Life ThoLife Tho29 gün önce
  • Ted talk 101

    Vipul AroraVipul Arora29 gün önce
  • bro this guy simped the stage out XD

    Marionette DuplicateMarionette DuplicateAylar önce
  • The vivid imagery he used in this bit put thoughts in my head I never once wanted, and never will want 😂

    Adam ClarkAdam ClarkAylar önce
  • All us men what is a woman that can keep our stomachs full and balls empty !

    Mark JacobsMark JacobsAylar önce
  • Is it me or when u jerk off u no longer want to be in a relationship 😂

    Elijah waliElijah waliAylar önce
  • How was Big Jay able to immediately tell that those two were friends?

    Grimm AshleyGrimm AshleyAylar önce
  • I dunno man, that shrug at 1:21 makes me think he's got a shot

    Brendan PrimusBrendan PrimusAylar önce
  • That was funny af bro

    James ThompsonJames ThompsonAylar önce
  • This dude looks like Bradley Cooper gained 100 lbs to play the edgy dude in a 90's movie lol

    Kai EnglischKai EnglischAylar önce
  • The world's first sit down comedian

    CHAOS kingCHAOS kingAylar önce
  • My roommate’s name was Dave

    Max MoseleyMax MoseleyAylar önce
  • 1:34 You're a SIMP

    The Emerald Dragon/TEDThe Emerald Dragon/TEDAylar önce
  • Why did i think the title was "post-malone"

    Martin FollendMartin FollendAylar önce
  • I wonder how Dave felt when he saw this 🤣

    Attiba OneilAttiba OneilAylar önce
  • This guy sucks.

    DirkDirk2 aylar önce
  • I never knew Kevin Owens was doing comedy

    Dat Awesome YouTuberDat Awesome YouTuber2 aylar önce
  • Dave Chappelle level jokes, good stuff.

    manny quinteromanny quintero2 aylar önce
  • Ropes of friendship

    Noah SammondNoah Sammond2 aylar önce
  • jesus christ what the hell did i click on this went south waayyyy fast

    Baby Plutooo !Baby Plutooo !2 aylar önce
  • This dudes humor is awesome!!!!!! Hes so matter of fact n cut n dry. 😂😂😂

    Rillo 806Rillo 8062 aylar önce
  • How does this not have over a million views the most hilarious stuff I’ve ever heard. It’s that Seth Rogan type humor.

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  • Logical comedy is great. Dave is probably no longer his friend.

    excuZzaexcuZza2 aylar önce
  • At some point I started to wonder if this was actually just a play script for some gay porno scene

    Arthur FleckArthur Fleck2 aylar önce
  • I'm not sure how to take this routine. It was less Comedy to me than Projection.

    UnexpectedWonderUnexpectedWonder2 aylar önce
  • This phenomenon is known as Post Knutt Clarity. It happens to all men. Every single one.

    The Sexy TodorokiThe Sexy Todoroki2 aylar önce
  • That guy reminds me of a homeless person. A pig

    Dbs StudentDbs Student2 aylar önce
  • Everytime i see someone say that men and women can't be just friends, my only thought is "jesus christ, straight people are insane"

    Leonardo RamosLeonardo Ramos2 aylar önce
  • Didn't watch the video, I'm sure it's great. But feeling guilty over jerking off? DID SOMEONE TELL YOU NOT TO JERK OFF!?!?!? ... well if someone did, it's cool, they're a horrible person or just mentally ill. Please... go jerk off... it's cool.

    sirdudal0tsirdudal0t2 aylar önce
  • I didn't know Joey Fatone did stand-up. I actually saw the thumbnail and thought it was Joey Fatone.

    EazyEColiEazyEColi2 aylar önce
  • I thought I lost you for a second!

    Daniel EspinosaDaniel Espinosa2 aylar önce
  • post nut clarity

    Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz3 aylar önce
  • Dave sounds like a good friend, real one bruh

    Ivan TheAwesomeIvan TheAwesome3 aylar önce
  • Came to my senses

    Dakota Wilson MusicDakota Wilson Music3 aylar önce
  • Booo

    Rohit NandwaniRohit Nandwani3 aylar önce
  • Damn I lost it multiple times during this

    Joel CullersJoel Cullers3 aylar önce
  • Dude. This guy looks like a wider Post Malone

    Hriday AnandHriday Anand3 aylar önce
  • Bet the girl thought her friend did this and it broke their friendship XD

    Juzo 589Juzo 5893 aylar önce
  • Those two in the crowd worked at a restaurant together and he was her manager, typical restaurant manager creeping.

    Jerry TrayJerry Tray3 aylar önce
  • Hes one of the great ones. Big fan!

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  • Yep.. I've done that smh

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  • Hey no offense, this a compliment, but why does he look like one of the rats from the movie flushed away

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  • almost like a younger fatter Dice clay.

    Jason OlingerJason Olinger3 aylar önce
  • Oh my God. 😂😂

    Margie AnnMargie Ann3 aylar önce
  • Starts really sexist, then gets worst.

    Kathleen HallKathleen Hall3 aylar önce
    • Go watch Carrot Top if you can't understand how comedy works.

      WestCoast FiReWestCoast FiRe3 aylar önce
    • It’s standup comedy. Even the women in the crowd are laughing, take a fucking joke

      Just a Mustache without a GuyJust a Mustache without a Guy3 aylar önce
  • Ugh this is misogynistic asf

    Viktor CordycepsViktor Cordyceps3 aylar önce
  • I wish he did the Joe Rogan podcast. Would watch

    John MellonJohn Mellon3 aylar önce
  • I’d like to believe Jay got them laid, but he’s already in the friend zone, from which you can never escape once in. You can tell by the way the guy didn’t really speak for himself he just kept looking at her. On the way home they had a deep meaningful conversation about how they weren’t like the normal guy/girl friends. They are best friends! He’s gonna be stuck being her whipping boy until either he wakes up, or she gets with some asshole. Been there. Done it. Never again!

    Christopher HillChristopher Hill3 aylar önce
    • You can escape the friend zone, it all depends on whether the girl has ever thought of you in a sexual way before. Believe it or not, some girls and men are attracted to someone they put in the friend zone but don't wanna lose them if they get into a relationship and break up. I was there years ago, ended up not being friends for a few years though but now I'm in a long term relationship going on 2 years with her.

      WestCoast FiReWestCoast FiRe3 aylar önce
  • poor dave

    Brice AndersonBrice Anderson3 aylar önce
  • Big Jay keeps it real... Seriously funny! Preach bro, preeaaach!

    Mike PiboMike Pibo3 aylar önce
  • So true..the funny thing is women have no idea how true it is..full balls and empty balls are two very different people. And women will never understand the urge and the sheer amount of hormones.

    Darth BallzDarth Ballz3 aylar önce
  • his guy teaching men to be simps calling them garbage and belittling them yet women never survived one day when protection and provision was up to the tribesmen before they were up to the government, and the girl isnt even good looking

    Muslim MysticMuslim Mystic3 aylar önce

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  • I understand this is a joke, but the premise of the joke is that men and women cannot be friends. For a corporation that likes to be "woke" not sure why this guy is on. Two out of my three best friends are women.

    SpeedbirdSpeedbird4 aylar önce
  • Pure gold.

    Tracy HouserTracy Houser4 aylar önce
  • that was hilarious

    Adrian HodelAdrian Hodel4 aylar önce
  • Haha damn some times a comedian s really hits home lol

    rick grimesrick grimes4 aylar önce
  • Gold

    Adrienne BernabeiAdrienne Bernabei4 aylar önce
  • So funny , he riffs like rikky from tpb

    Dylan EvansDylan Evans4 aylar önce
Dealing with Post-Masturbation Guilt - Big Jay Oakerson