Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.



  • It’s cool you guys have the joker in the background looking up shit for you

    Louis NatansonLouis Natanson7 saatler önce
  • That's called MetroSexual Bert not Dandyism lol

    C. ChaosC. Chaos18 saatler önce
  • Vote NO for black history month

    myanabullmyanabullGün önce
  • Yo I thought of the same pornstar as Tom

    Dylan CDylan CGün önce
  • Segura is on a higher better level than Bert. He shouldn't try to carry him along publicly. It could bite him in the ass. Imo

    stickhurler11 Bobbystickhurler11 BobbyGün önce
  • I keep trying to give Kreischer a chance, and he keeps saying things that make me realize I can't

    stickhurler11 Bobbystickhurler11 BobbyGün önce
  • At this point we are just tolerating Bert

    Bob BobbyBob Bobby4 gün önce
  • Bert is not funny

    C TC T10 gün önce
  • Bert is a big comedian, using drones for business requires the person flying or a supervisor to be ready to take control and or at the controls at all times, if not it is an faa violation and eventually they will say or do something about it, stay safe

    Richard KlangRichard Klang14 gün önce
  • My dog goes ballistic when bert laughs she squares up to the tv its so annoying.

    ted chenzted chenz15 gün önce
  • Some guy in the back ground absolutely looses his mind every time they speak

    Daine BechtelDaine Bechtel16 gün önce
  • I can name 3 black pornstars easy haha these guys are scrubs xD

    Justin EiseleJustin Eisele21 gün önce
  • Burt said “look up a Chrysler Pacifica” and TRvision showed an add for a Chevy Traverse 😂

    T3HT0RCHT3HT0RCH23 gün önce
  • Orange Sauce from La Victoria's in San Jose. So amazing 🔥

    Alex VillegasAlex Villegas23 gün önce
  • The way bert is wearing that beanie is really annoying

    D WD W23 gün önce
  • I love hearing guys in the background crack up

    Bronco BillyBronco Billy25 gün önce
  • I love how bert dresses like someone his daughters used to babysit

    m. Maslankam. Maslanka26 gün önce
  • Haha y’all some haters

    BrandonBrandon26 gün önce
  • Bert: I don't wanna name drop.... Haha

    Johnny JonesJohnny Jones26 gün önce
  • "I think it's like gay, but not sexual." -Burnt Chrysler

    Johnny JonesJohnny Jones26 gün önce
  • It's called la.. la.. LA VICTORIAS

    m. Maslankam. Maslanka27 gün önce
  • Whoever is in the back laughing is trying their best not to lose their job

    Brandon HeimBrandon Heim28 gün önce
  • I'm pretty sure Bert made everything up to spice the story up after the kid said "Jack Mehoff" because he didn't get a reaction from Tom yet. 1:20:30

    Earthworm JaxEarthworm Jax28 gün önce
  • Bert could easily grow a dope dandy moustache

    Shaun BonShaun Bon28 gün önce
  • 1:31:30 yeah I heard about that one, from a friend.

    Thomas BerwickThomas Berwick28 gün önce
  • When are we getting the Two Bears one Tour?

    brandon roddbrandon rodd28 gün önce
  • 53:00 You're thinking of Jamie O'Brien, the Red Bull athlete. Look up "Who is JOB" if you're interested.

    OWL BOTOWL BOT28 gün önce
  • That beer garden place exists. Its called Gazebo Gardens. In Fresno Ca.

    Jesse GibsonJesse Gibson28 gün önce
  • Love how Bert says "inCHurance" and "top inCHurers" - schoclate souffle?

    J. JustinJ. Justin29 gün önce
  • Hearing a white dad say “here’s my side bitch, hold up” is comedy

    Bryan NobBryan Nob29 gün önce
  • Bert doesn’t know how to read

    Cade EdwardsCade Edwards29 gün önce
  • bert needs a side dude

    Tyler gedyTyler gedyAylar önce
  • Hey this podcast isn’t on the podcast app

    JakeJakeAylar önce
  • Bert looks more and more like a fuckboi with each episode.

    metalfuk1metalfuk1Aylar önce
  • Hell yea. Windygap was good times. Going down the big slide on a plastic lunch tray

    Alex MAlex MAylar önce
  • "Black History month's already been decided, you can't vote on it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    x Santori xx Santori xAylar önce
  • I have such a shitty commute, this podcast makes my life so much more enjoyable

    mauricio Gonzalezmauricio GonzalezAylar önce
  • Why are there only 8 comments?

    Josh WildeJosh WildeAylar önce
  • Joyner Lucas should have deffo used Bert for his "I'm not racist video" trvision.net/detail/video-43gm3CJePn0.html

    Lee DixonLee DixonAylar önce
  • Buddy's laugh in the background is fukin hilarious

    M KM KAylar önce
  • Bert I would be your Side Bitch. I'm in Toronto 😜

    M KM KAylar önce
  • OMG eyes closed karate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    The AgoraphophobeThe AgoraphophobeAylar önce
  • Who keeps laughing in the background? Is there a funnier podcast happening next door?

    Matt PortelliMatt PortelliAylar önce
    • Blueban

      Dirty DickensDirty DickensAylar önce
  • Your liquor: "Bert's Dandy 5am Whiskey (or other liquor)" lol

    Jessica Erin JohnsJessica Erin JohnsAylar önce
  • “I don’t know what I was going to say...” Tom: (with zero concern) “I don’t know.” We get to watch Bert’s descent into dementia happen live! 😂 As long as he keep laughing and squeaking at his own jokes, I’m good.

    Rachel As She PaintsRachel As She PaintsAylar önce
  • In commemoration of black history month bert and tom talk about how hot black pornstars are. Lmfao

    James RustleJames RustleAylar önce
  • Burt is in a massive rush to piss away his money.

    MrCoyzerMrCoyzerAylar önce
  • Bert is so full of himself.

    HusxleHusxleAylar önce
  • I think if Bert & Tom want to REALLY sell people on the manscaped ads, they ought to do a segment called “2 bears 1 shave”. Beards or pubes, it’s up to you, but you have to use the same BRAND NEW lawn mower 3.0... when you’re finished with it, gift it to Ari! 😄

    jay fullerjay fullerAylar önce
  • “The Machine” vodka

    Tom CoccoTom CoccoAylar önce
  • Who the hell is this Ron guy they’re talking about

    ZackZackAylar önce
  • Bleacher already did a Vick documentary

    Sean CohenSean CohenAylar önce
  • very cool video!!!

    Kasper DJKasper DJAylar önce
  • 47:50 Can someone please fucking tell Bert how fat is actually lost from the body he should stop believing the bullshit that Joe Rogan tells him.

    Ronnie MuRonnie MuAylar önce
  • Bermt's dressed like Steve Martin in Bringing Down The House

    gvstradamvsgvstradamvsAylar önce
  • Tom's lack of car knowledge is pathetic. Boo this man.

    gvstradamvsgvstradamvsAylar önce
  • TOM & BERT GO TO RALLY SCHOOL. Take a 3-5 day course on stage rally driving, with Tom driving and Bert as co-driver. Then you guys put it to the test and recce a stage together (drive the course slowly and create your pace notes, which Bert will read to Tom and he drives the course so he knows what's coming up), then you legit fly through the course as fast as you can without dying. It'll be extra fun because your lives will depend on Bert's ability to stay calm and deliver the notes clearly to Tom, but obviously he'll be shitting his pants and screaming like a terrified R-word the whole time. I would pay to see this as an hour long standalone episode!

    vahnn0vahnn0Aylar önce
  • "You might not die, Do it"

    Michael YoliMichael YoliAylar önce
  • 54:00 That dude laughing in the background has to be watching something else..

    Rub3nAlexanderRub3nAlexanderAylar önce
  • New guest caitlyn Jenner 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Derekjab2kDerekjab2kAylar önce
  • Bert Crunchner: “who the fuck wants a Subaru?” Joey Diaz: “what’s up cocksucka!!!”

    Call me TigerCall me TigerAylar önce
  • La Vic’s 😂

    Djallel ZDjallel ZAylar önce
  • idk i'm pretty sold on policy genius

    Dr EVODr EVOAylar önce
  • Tom would be funnier if Burt let him speak more.

    Ryan AllendorfRyan AllendorfAylar önce
  • What’s the time stamp for when Tom talks about his kids

    Justis JuddJustis JuddAylar önce
  • bert is such a dolphin

    Eric KEric KAylar önce
  • The guy who looks like a toe with eczema thinks he would make a good Dandy.......Aight

    The Bearded OneThe Bearded OneAylar önce
  • Tom is a Honey Gold fan huh...my man.

    Eli LyleEli LyleAylar önce
  • *Bert's daughters get cheated on* Bert: "Hell yea brother everyone cheats!"

    Texans TackleTexans TackleAylar önce
  • Bert "everyone has a side bitch" Kreischer

    Texans TackleTexans TackleAylar önce
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer