Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.



  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House drive.google.com/file/d/11yEdLQ4nbnxy9bRZMKJ6Hf5GUINInZvi/view?usp=sharing

    Michael PetrosMichael Petros5 gün önce
  • the only time bert is calm is when hes telling the truth

    MikeMike11 gün önce
  • I miss the ncaa football days

    mrou2umrou2u12 gün önce
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid Thilen13 gün önce
  • Jack Carlson in marathon, FL. If yall wanna fish with Warren, that's where you need to go.

    Tony GTony G16 gün önce
  • Bert is pure joy!

    The Laugh ButtonThe Laugh Button16 gün önce
  • I have an ear for voices. That Ed Asner audio clip is NOT Ed Asner. Voice is just wrong.

    Kev BenoitKev Benoit17 gün önce
  • Bert saying "nightmare" like William Montgomery

    Scoop DukemScoop Dukem17 gün önce
  • 57:40 looks like Kumail Nanjiani

    Aaron DavidAaron David23 gün önce
  • God I hate when Burt and tim get on cancel culture, they come off as moron conservatives.

    Dee WarCheefDee WarCheef23 gün önce
  • I think half of the reason Tom is friends with Bert is because he enjoys seeing him say/do stupid shit. I love them both.

    ClinterusClinterus25 gün önce
  • bertcast podcast numbers evapoating big time!! barely breaking 10k. only when he pairs w/ tom segura and bill burr do the numbers show up psssst they r not there for bert !!!

    terry winstonterry winston26 gün önce
  • Bert thinking that the issue with Ellen couldn’t be sexual assault _b e c a u s e s h e ‘ s m a r r i e d_ 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Bianca BloomBianca Bloom26 gün önce
  • C'mon Mark don't be stingy lmao

    starkostarko28 gün önce
  • They should've called prime time

    HalluciHalluci28 gün önce
  • @ 00:13:00 Bert shows us a legit car girl: "See that's her, right there, in a car."

    Akuma PharaohAkuma Pharaoh28 gün önce
  • watching Bert discuss videogames is painful

    Zachary AlexanderZachary AlexanderAylar önce
  • “White guys get screwed hair styles, I guess that a fair trade with all those years of oppression” - Bert 2020 😂😂😂😂

    Harilaki916Harilaki916Aylar önce
  • Burnt and Ed Astor say “massage” the same way - Muhsod-Ja

    scott andersonscott andersonAylar önce
  • Sorry Tom but Snoop was rocking a fade in the Deep Cover soundtrack (although he was mostly wearing a hat). He was still rocking a fade in the G Thang video too.

    rap freakrap freakAylar önce
  • bert tom gaming channel

    Havana.CreepsHavana.CreepsAylar önce
  • RE: video game reality, i did the same thing with Metroid. I saw a vent, I wanted to morph ball. Had to stop before I went full Eugene Victor Tooms.

    Lukas KetnerLukas KetnerAylar önce
  • Nadav really is horrible.. I hate having to type such negativity, but here I am.

    timbulbtimbulbAylar önce
  • I think this is the best episode they’ve had. Just two friends hanging out and Bert’s not laughing too much. 💯

    Cpt.yellowCpt.yellowAylar önce
  • Ok Bert is gay for sure right

    G LoG LoAylar önce
  • Go to 47:20 ish for best Tom’s face ever. He’s saying to the camera “Now here’s why this maniac is here...”

    pcolmegnapcolmegnaAylar önce
  • Why Bert say Benaffleck like its one word?🤣

    George LopezGeorge LopezAylar önce
  • Games are not a waste of time if you enjoy them and the world sucks and people suck games don’t suck and no one can hurt you in a game 🤷🏼‍♂️ being depressed and finding an escape in games is the only good thing in life

    Delphox EvanDelphox EvanAylar önce
  • You forgot Blow Jobs Bert

    Whipped-cream HeadWhipped-cream HeadAylar önce
  • This show should be called 2 squealers one cave.

    J PJ PAylar önce
  • Bert the Crackhead Kreischer

    ahhsten Williamsahhsten WilliamsAylar önce
  • Ellen is getting cancelled because she’s involved with Epstein’s child sex ring

    Jack HanchoJack HanchoAylar önce
  • YMH OnLocationLive is a scam. I paid and got zero access to the live event. I"ve been tring to get help for 30 min. Shame on YMH. Give me back my $10.50 you assholes

    Todd StewartTodd StewartAylar önce
  • They need to play Call of Duty: Warzone!!!!

    The Maple ShamrockThe Maple ShamrockAylar önce
  • Why is there a pair of jeans in the bottom right corner

    Anthony MauroAnthony MauroAylar önce
  • Bert has no filter. The laughs in the background are the best. I don't know if they're laughing with him.

    irtwofourirtwofourAylar önce
  • Bert saying that the Ellen outrage can't be sexual harassment because she's married might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    Danny KingDanny KingAylar önce
  • Shady link trvision.net/detail/video-Kr_F3EMyFmc.html

    horror fiendhorror fiendAylar önce
  • Watching this while playing a video game for my job as a video game QA tester. And I'm equally as successful as Joe Rogan.

    Lyndsay PistellaLyndsay PistellaAylar önce
  • Them bears fighting HARD AF!!!! For that element sponsorship lol

    Ray KopetRay KopetAylar önce
  • I cant believe I wanted to be famous at one point in my life. Fame seems so awful nowadays

    Ongo GablogianOngo GablogianAylar önce
  • Geez, dating game chat, "they're cancelling Ellen?!" , what next Chardonnay all day? It said 2 bears 1 cave but it sounds like Real Housewives of Semi Valley.

    jena 1njena 1nAylar önce
  • Funniest thing of this episode: “Uh, I think I submitted us to the emmies”

    Chris LowickiChris LowickiAylar önce
  • I feel like a while back I was the only guy who thought Bert was an idiot. Reading this comment section made me feel better

    eeerriccceeerricccAylar önce
  • “Bena flek”

    Mason SommersMason SommersAylar önce
  • Why is podcast out of Spotify

    Pedro PerezPedro PerezAylar önce
  • Berts definitely going to get cancelled at some point.

    mikey deangelomikey deangeloAylar önce
  • I heard jay mohr tell that Tracy Morgan story on Opie and Anthony years ago. Little parallel thinking from when he used to open for jay seems like some shit Bert would do.

    matt carlomatt carloAylar önce
  • I would love to see a lets play from these two xD Like Red Dead or retro splinter cell or tiger woods pga

    Austin HudsonAustin HudsonAylar önce
  • Me, after everything Bert says: "That's not true."

    Panda PizzlePanda PizzleAylar önce
  • I’m waiting for” This episode is brought to you by Speedo” what a day that would be

    Miamifins Fan4lifeMiamifins Fan4lifeAylar önce
  • “I was looking at handrails, thinking I could grind that rail”.....spoken like a true skater

    Lee RossLee RossAylar önce
  • Same reason I fish all day I’m addicted. And I don’t care

    Awgoble1Awgoble1Aylar önce
  • Bert's really come around this covid. Before, he had hardly anything to say. he actually takes over the show, which is weird to say

    Michael SteinMichael SteinAylar önce
  • Joe Willy Namith was the first big money guy

    Matt SearsMatt SearsAylar önce
  • I never noticed on the opening how Tom bear tickles Brett bear, so amazing!

    rap freakrap freakAylar önce
  • Video games are a waste of time, but that could be said for all entertainment - standup, podcasts, sports, etc. so all of Rogan's gigs.

    Death StrikerDeath StrikerAylar önce
  • ellen is bad but opra funded sex trafficing..

    gary mooregary mooreAylar önce
  • "my livers pay for this house"!?!

    Brad WithamBrad WithamAylar önce
  • Show what you guys are looking at more please.

    SikVidzSikVidzAylar önce
  • splinter cell!! damn tom being super relatable

    MySalvation (CJD)MySalvation (CJD)Aylar önce
  • Actually I’m just mad that people take the shit JR says seriously. He’s an average comic, average TV presenter, that found a lane. Kudos to him. That I’ve heard the word ‘elk’ more - thx. But that the news should give two shits what this jackass thinks about the election. Please. By his own admission, come the F on.

    Hebe UsuthuHebe UsuthuAylar önce
  • Yeah, video games take a long time to make money in. Not like doing stand up in coffee shops for a decade making no money.

    Hebe UsuthuHebe UsuthuAylar önce
  • He wants a Vita

    humanman42humanman42Aylar önce
  • I know im late to the party, but does anyone know why everything (2 Bears 1 Cave, YMH, and Dr Drew after dark) is removed from spotify?

    Taeko ChaseTaeko ChaseAylar önce
  • The Ed asner audio has me shook

    gifoTVgifoTVAylar önce
  • I want to have a friend that I laugh like this all the time.

    Kimberly KurzKimberly KurzAylar önce
  • Hey what happened to the podcast on Spotify?

    Noah StarkoffNoah StarkoffAylar önce
  • Cmon man pot your new podcasts lmao always 12 o clock what time y’all wake up? Big fan love tho can’t wait for the new podcast

    William SchusterWilliam SchusterAylar önce
  • Brent "I had a free ride through an 8 year bachelor's in Florida" Krystals talking about how working class people have a bad attitude

    Brendan WilsonBrendan WilsonAylar önce
    • The chap has been incredibly privileged and lucky in life yet often acts as though his achievements were based on pure talent and hard work. It really irks me the wrong way.

      ragingbrawlerragingbrawlerAylar önce
Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer