Every Zero Punctuation 2013

Every 2013 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.
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  • for (conversation = 0; conversation < social ostrization; conversation ++){ anarchyReigns++; }

    Daniel LewyckyDaniel Lewycky4 gün önce
  • I think 2013 was one of his best years. No matter how many times I come back and watch this I keep laughing.

    TheBroseph95TheBroseph954 gün önce
  • If you want to be truly bewildered, keep clicking 5 seconds and watch how many individual potential backgrounds Yahtzee has created in 1 year

    That Guy In Green -shutting down soon-That Guy In Green -shutting down soon-13 gün önce
  • "J A M...."

    Koopa RoseKoopa Rose16 gün önce
  • Rapture "the theory was sound" *dead*

    Nathan McEnenyNathan McEneny16 gün önce
  • Genuinely surprised they didn't cut out Yahtzee's uses of the r-slur

    Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson17 gün önce
    • @Emil Stefansson I get it. I wasn't judging you or anything. I just was feeling conflicted about the whole thing.

      Timothy FitzpatrickTimothy Fitzpatrick9 gün önce
    • @Timothy Fitzpatrick Not saying it would be that either, it just seems odd that they would cut out some Hitler jokes, but leave that word in.

      Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson9 gün önce
    • @Cubi Studios Okay if they cut every time he said fuck, they would lose like 45 minutes of audio right there

      Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson9 gün önce
    • Or the F bomb

      Cubi StudiosCubi Studios13 gün önce
    • I honestly don't know if that would be the right move or not.

      Timothy FitzpatrickTimothy Fitzpatrick13 gün önce
  • "Every Zero Punctuation 2013" Ah, TRvision is recommending classic videos again. * Posted 2 weeks ago * What?

    SuspiciousEdSuspiciousEd26 gün önce
  • 4:07:35 I tried this out and my finger is already on the trigger.

    MasterCharlie104MasterCharlie10426 gün önce
  • Mega F

    Fat ScoutFat Scout27 gün önce
  • F

    Fat ScoutFat Scout27 gün önce
  • "I LOVE SAND." Best comment on anything ever.

    HagunemnonHagunemnon27 gün önce

    ToynbeeIdeaToynbeeIdea29 gün önce
  • Wait where's the KKK Micky imp from the Bioshock Infinite review? You guys putting these things together knows that Yahtzee hates censorship, right?

    BlueLava7BlueLava7Aylar önce
  • it always catches me off guard when these finish as they don't have the outro. They just stop.

    Swordking X4Swordking X4Aylar önce
  • This video turns the double twist at 2:01:36 into a triple twist.

    Александр ЕвстюговАлександр ЕвстюговAylar önce
  • "...completely piledrives the narrative..." That's a German suplex, sir

    Mai NyigguhMai NyigguhAylar önce
  • When he said Prince of persia and my mind literally ran through all of them I was sold lol

    christian hawkinschristian hawkinsAylar önce
  • Is it weird I use this to help me sleep? Probably not, right?

    Henry MHenry MAylar önce
    • It's asmr for the dark soul

      Mai NyigguhMai NyigguhAylar önce
  • it's actually amazing to play this while working as background noise and all of a sudden hear "yeah sorry kid, looks like you're not getting your mom back. Nothing you can do now but take up taxidermy and start wearing her dresses." without knowing what game he's talking about in general

    MindLaunchMindLaunchAylar önce
  • I'm still rather upset for people throwing all their toys out of the pram over DMC: Devil May Cry. Yes, it had some issues and combat could have been executed better, but it's the only Devil May Cry game that I didn't utterly hate.

    ShroudedWolf51ShroudedWolf51Aylar önce
  • I know it's a little bit of work but can you start putting time stamps in a sticky comment at the top on these?

    millertime7275millertime7275Aylar önce
  • Yahtzee yelling was more than enough adrenaline to get the morning going

    PoohsifPoohsifAylar önce
  • 1:27:47 WONK!

    Fwazangalang EntertainmentFwazangalang EntertainmentAylar önce
  • If y’all like this you should get one of Yahtzee’s novels on Audible. He narrates them himself so it’s like an 11 hour zero punctuation

    Harrison NovakHarrison NovakAylar önce
  • don't do it!

    Thomas BargeThomas BargeAylar önce
  • Part of the fun of these is trying to find what they censored this time.

    ChickenPikaChickenPikaAylar önce
    • Pre-op transexual changed to pantomime dame in the Brothers review

      DoubleHelixGamerDoubleHelixGamerAylar önce
    • What do you mean, what got censored?

      millertime7275millertime7275Aylar önce
  • I wanna go back to 2013.

    BoatSniper49BoatSniper49Aylar önce
  • I always found the " there's a man let's just call him Jim because that's his name" joke was underappreciated

    Ashley GoochAshley GoochAylar önce
  • Basically that David cage is a huge tit

    SqualidsargeStudiosSqualidsargeStudiosAylar önce
  • Love these

    AkuryōAkuryōAylar önce
  • The Escapist: "Hey, People are making yearly compilations of Zero Punctuation, (Channels Nintendo´s mindset) THAT'S MY MONEY!!!

    Axel VelázquezAxel VelázquezAylar önce
  • listening to this on 0.5x speed is the funniest fucking thing ive ever done. just sounds like the most hilarious drunk rant of all time

    Alex ParrAlex ParrAylar önce
  • Who else tries to guess which game it is before he mentions its title?

    Ian BridgeIan BridgeAylar önce
  • I keep looking down at the comments expecting each individual comment section

    BeastlyMussel61BeastlyMussel61Aylar önce
    • Yeah. Me too

      Zyx LuzZyx Luz15 gün önce
  • I'm going to read your book 'Will Save the Galaxy for Food' between my first readings of Dune and Middlemarch. No I am not joking. I am sure they will be equally memorable.

    Finger PaintingFinger PaintingAylar önce
  • "Shoulder clocking motherfuckers like the video for bitter sweet symphony on fast forward" still has to be my favorite yhatzee quote ever

    mystery gamermystery gamerAylar önce
  • Half speed equals hilarious drunk Yahtzee

    Drew AndersonDrew AndersonAylar önce
    • Fucking gold

      Adrian CiocAdrian Cioc25 gün önce
    • Thank you. Thank you so much for this

      Kian TheyersKian Theyers28 gün önce
  • These videos are the fucking best thing. Just listening to the ranting bullshit while doing stuff

    asfasfAylar önce
  • 1:28:08 HaHa! Little did he know how prophetic this line would be!

    DaRogue101DaRogue101Aylar önce
  • I refuse to spend 20 minutes wrking on my maths assignment But sure, I’ve got 4 hours of Yahtzee

    That Guy In Green -shutting down soon-That Guy In Green -shutting down soon-Aylar önce
  • Loving these compilation vids :D

    Duros360Duros360Aylar önce
  • "They come and go faster than an abusive foster parent's sex partners." How have I never gotten this joke before?

    thatdapperfellowthatdapperfellowAylar önce
  • Ja grajem w gry lego na innch koslach wii xbox3600🤑😈😈😡😡🖕🏿💩💩💤

    Bogumila CzwakielBogumila CzwakielAylar önce
  • aka how to make a 4 hrs video with 5 min clips

    MarcosMarcosAylar önce
  • Watching this in 2019 after reading "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" 22:40 Devil May Cry review referring to generic bad guy as "mean old Mr Henderson" I wonder when exactly you picked that name for a bad guy, HUH YAHTZ?

    missmaggy2umissmaggy2uAylar önce
    • @Natsume-Hime I mean, he historically enjoyed the made up swear words in Thief.

      anthony62490anthony62490Aylar önce
    • Even better was his calling out made up swear words around 1:18:35 something he did for "Will Save the Galaxy for Food."

      Natsume-HimeNatsume-HimeAylar önce
  • 1:05:01 Well, that didn't quite happen, did it?

    Chef BrecciaChef BrecciaAylar önce
  • There is a playback issue at 38:23. Audio speeds up for a second.

    demonheart002demonheart002Aylar önce
  • Ah the good old days, Knowing what we knew now all of these games seem like masterpiece GotY compared to what we get after 2017. Who would have known 5 years from then the game industry would turn full corporate dystopia. 1:51:53 Best Consumer Advice Ever

    Maldus AlverMaldus AlverAylar önce
  • Hate to break it to you; someone has been making these compilations for years already. And they don't censor or edit them down.

    Waki PakiWaki PakiAylar önce
    • @Escapist Just curious if you thanked them for revealing the untapped market for the compilation format which is currently gaining you extra revenue? I mean, while we’re on the subject of appropriating other’s IP. :)

      Guy BooGuy BooAylar önce
    • And it’s copyright infringement.

      EscapistEscapistAylar önce
  • This video absolutely had to happen, thank you Escapist.

    AliasAliasAylar önce
  • I started watching this video on Friday with the intention of watching it a little bit a day, over a week. I can now proudly say that it is Sunday and I have watched it twice! I do not know how!

    Well Beef5Well Beef5Aylar önce
  • i loved ecco the dolphin :)

    Jon ScottJon ScottAylar önce
  • Ah, being 15 was a lot easier, no depression. BioShock Infinite, Assassin's Creed Black Flag, GTA 5, Papers, Please, The Stanley Parable and Hotline Miami. Game of Thrones peaked, Breaking Bad Finished and Viking just started. I've been watching Yahtzee since 2009 half my life at this point If you see this cheers for the free entertainment.

    WelbeloveWelbeloveAylar önce
    • Amen to no depression dude

      St. HaborymSt. HaborymAylar önce
    • You can email him

      MrEvilDuckyMrEvilDuckyAylar önce
  • put this on thinking i would watch a couple and then watch or do something else, then i looked up an 2 hours had passes.

    Ryan Leighton-EvansRyan Leighton-EvansAylar önce
  • Oooo, Dead Space 3 review kinda hurts six years on. “I'd be more indignant if I thought this would actually work.” Looks at the NBA 2K20 trailer and replies “uhhhhh...” also, Visceral.

    ssvinemanssvinemanAylar önce
    • Yeah, these were when the problems were just annoyances not the stage IV cancer that we have now.

      Maldus AlverMaldus AlverAylar önce
  • Can you stop posting another year compilation... FOR 5 MINUTES

    al westal westAylar önce
  • 2x speed? Nah, half speed is waaaaaaaaaaay funnier.

    Asaac IsimovAsaac IsimovAylar önce
  • I deeply appreciated that cricket joke

    Paul LutchmansinghPaul LutchmansinghAylar önce
  • 3:47:19 Wait what

    Kriss KrossKriss KrossAylar önce
  • 2:33:00 So is Yahtzee playing 3DS in a prison or did he imprison someone to use as furniture?

    Shawn BeachyShawn BeachyAylar önce
  • One of the things that sucked about the 2013 videos is later on there is this annoying hissing in the right ear x-x

    FargoneMythFargoneMythAylar önce
  • So jokes are getting cut from Zero Punctuation episodes to avoid demonetization. Does that mean jokes in new episodes are getting censored and removed/shot down before we see them? Has Yahtzee been forced to remove jokes from his scripts/start self-censoring?

    Brandon F.Brandon F.Aylar önce
    • That and the last bit is just describing 'editing'.

      Paul TappingPaul TappingAylar önce
    • This is not happening. Don’t spread conspiracy theories.

      EscapistEscapistAylar önce
  • Nice ass.

    Rishi RajanRishi RajanAylar önce
  • Shut up and take my watch-time!!

    alldayagainalldayagainAylar önce
  • Curious too see what jokes they've sensored this time

    wearsjorge55wearsjorge55Aylar önce
    • wearsjorge55 curious to see when people will stop posting this

      A PersonA PersonAylar önce
  • 30:54 is exactly why I love these videos. It's the in your face, unapologetic humor that makes you laugh and shake your head at the same time. It never ceases to disappoint.

    Ben R4m-ZBen R4m-ZAylar önce
  • It feels somehow wrong that the end-of-year awards show always happen at the beginning of these compilations. Yes _technically_ they were released at the beginning of the next year, but that’s arguing for mindless adherence to date boundaries over thematic cohesion or proper build-up.

    Guy BooGuy BooAylar önce
  • EA has been a leader in LGBT partner benefits. So, yes, I'd work for them.

    Jonah FalconJonah FalconAylar önce
  • 2:54:08 That head swivel animation

    The Fiery PaladinThe Fiery PaladinAylar önce
  • Was there anything cut from here like in the previous "Every Zero Punctuation 20XX" videos?

    TheAweDude1TheAweDude1Aylar önce
Every Zero Punctuation 2013