Every Zero Punctuation 2013

Every 2013 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.
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  • 3:49:17 Well, maybe YOU wouldn't. . .

    JesusJesus4 gün önce
  • 2:22:23 holy crap, that one aged so well

    Nox LuminaNox Lumina7 gün önce
  • 5:24 seven years ahead of its time.

    James MartinezJames Martinez11 gün önce
  • Fun fact: He made a joke about Margret Thatcher near the beginning and she would die in April of this same year

    alldayagainalldayagain14 gün önce
  • the year he finally got a decent mic

    gabe legabe le23 gün önce
  • 12:03 that is one fine ass

    LukeLukeAylar önce
  • I liked steel battalion heavy armor still do all this time later.

    Jingo InsanityJingo InsanityAylar önce
  • Wait, throwing children on burning piles of money is bad?

    Theo WilliamsTheo WilliamsAylar önce
  • Everyone please watch this in 1.5x speed

    Rare SamaritanRare SamaritanAylar önce
  • Wonder if Yahtzee got his money from that God of War reboot bet. Wasn’t exactly Kratos, but it did have an angst teenager with lots of dudes trying to bigger him?

    Mark PattenMark PattenAylar önce
  • analytic boop

    Kiera FurneauxKiera Furneaux2 aylar önce
  • You have been doing this for a while now... I feel old. Btw, I have finished SystemShock2 as a kid. Didn't even know english at the time... i admit it took a tad out of the enjoyment factor :)

    Kokuyous3kiKokuyous3ki2 aylar önce
  • That video was hard

    J SJ S2 aylar önce
  • I like how as we make our way on this journey we get to see him get more and more disappointed in the game industry

    CabbageCabbage2 aylar önce
    • It's cause creativity and fun don't mean anything when profit is what matters.

      Nathan WilliamsonNathan Williamson14 gün önce
  • Just realized Mr. Nancy stole Yahtzee's line @ 2:41:37

    ChaoticEnigmaChaoticEnigma3 aylar önce
  • Bioshock 2 is still better then infinite, and I won't change my mind

    Ethan hornbeckEthan hornbeck3 aylar önce
  • I actually used to get a lot of use out of the WiiU, mostly at school during my last couple years of high school. I would just keep the thing in my backpack all ready to go except being plugged in and then whenever I needed something to do for a class period I'd set my bag down next to a plug, hook it up, then go back to my desk and play the game off the screen controller. Had a great time playing smash bros with friends or breath of the wild

    Perry BornPerry Born4 aylar önce
  • 0:25 Yahtzee explains the post-modernist reading of metal gear solid2 half a year before super bunny hop made it cool

    A wooden benchA wooden bench5 aylar önce
  • this is very depressing scribing practice

    R TR T5 aylar önce
    • Wut?

      MajoraMajora5 aylar önce
  • 2:01:36 takes on a whole new meaning

    appelofdoomappelofdoom6 aylar önce
  • Yahtzee: Tea, Earl Gray, Hot Me: hey I understood that reference

    Tegan HunterTegan Hunter6 aylar önce
  • That God of War prediction was weirdly close...

    Randy LongstreetRandy Longstreet7 aylar önce
  • I remember the first ZP video I saw was his review for Fallout: New Vegas and I've been a fan ever since. These collections are great fun and give me a great source of entertainment when I'm walking around the house doing nothing since I've seen them all 1000 times. Edit: 1001 times

    ThaDevilsJesterThaDevilsJester7 aylar önce
    • Only a thousand? You've got lot's more viewings to go. ZP never really wears out.

      APileOfChinsAPileOfChins6 aylar önce
  • for (conversation = 0; conversation < social ostrization; conversation ++){ anarchyReigns++; }

    Daniel LewyckyDaniel Lewycky7 aylar önce
  • "J A M...."

    Koopa RoseKoopa Rose8 aylar önce
  • Rapture "the theory was sound" *dead*

    Nathan McEnenyNathan McEneny8 aylar önce
  • Genuinely surprised they didn't cut out Yahtzee's uses of the r-slur

    Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson8 aylar önce
    • @Emil Stefansson I get it. I wasn't judging you or anything. I just was feeling conflicted about the whole thing.

      Timothy FitzpatrickTimothy Fitzpatrick7 aylar önce
    • @Timothy Fitzpatrick Not saying it would be that either, it just seems odd that they would cut out some Hitler jokes, but leave that word in.

      Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson7 aylar önce
    • @Cubi Okay if they cut every time he said fuck, they would lose like 45 minutes of audio right there

      Emil StefanssonEmil Stefansson7 aylar önce
    • Or the F bomb

      CubiCubi7 aylar önce
    • I honestly don't know if that would be the right move or not.

      Timothy FitzpatrickTimothy Fitzpatrick7 aylar önce
  • "Every Zero Punctuation 2013" Ah, TRvision is recommending classic videos again. * Posted 2 weeks ago * What?

    SuspiciousEdSuspiciousEd8 aylar önce
    • But the videos are atleast old :D Time to get remind what was cool when I was in sixth grade lol.

      El PresidenteEl PresidenteAylar önce
  • 4:07:35 I tried this out and my finger is already on the trigger.

    MasterCharlie104MasterCharlie1048 aylar önce
  • Mega F

    Peter HodgkissPeter Hodgkiss8 aylar önce
  • F

    Peter HodgkissPeter Hodgkiss8 aylar önce
  • "I LOVE SAND." Best comment on anything ever.

    HagunemnonHagunemnon8 aylar önce
    • darth vader wants to know your location

      Roguepsyker HaakerRoguepsyker Haaker2 aylar önce

    ToynbeeIdeaToynbeeIdea8 aylar önce
  • Wait where's the KKK Micky imp from the Bioshock Infinite review? You guys putting these things together knows that Yahtzee hates censorship, right?

    BlueLava7BlueLava78 aylar önce
  • it always catches me off guard when these finish as they don't have the outro. They just stop.

    Swordking X4Swordking X48 aylar önce
  • This video turns the double twist at 2:01:36 into a triple twist.

    Александр ЕвстюговАлександр Евстюгов8 aylar önce
    • I got an add, quadruple twist!

      Joshua LongJoshua Long5 aylar önce
  • "...completely piledrives the narrative..." That's a German suplex, sir

    Mai NyigguhMai Nyigguh8 aylar önce
    • So I'm not the only one it bothered

      CrunkPartyCrunkParty3 aylar önce
  • When he said Prince of persia and my mind literally ran through all of them I was sold lol

    christian hawkinschristian hawkins8 aylar önce
  • Is it weird I use this to help me sleep? Probably not, right?

    Henry MHenry M8 aylar önce
    • It's asmr for the dark soul

      Mai NyigguhMai Nyigguh8 aylar önce
  • it's actually amazing to play this while working as background noise and all of a sudden hear "yeah sorry kid, looks like you're not getting your mom back. Nothing you can do now but take up taxidermy and start wearing her dresses." without knowing what game he's talking about in general

    MindLaunchMindLaunch8 aylar önce
  • I'm still rather upset for people throwing all their toys out of the pram over DMC: Devil May Cry. Yes, it had some issues and combat could have been executed better, but it's the only Devil May Cry game that I didn't utterly hate.

    ShroudedWolf51ShroudedWolf518 aylar önce
  • I know it's a little bit of work but can you start putting time stamps in a sticky comment at the top on these?

    millertime7275millertime72758 aylar önce
  • Yahtzee yelling was more than enough adrenaline to get the morning going

    PoohsifPoohsif8 aylar önce
  • 1:27:47 WONK!

    I_am_ENSanityI_am_ENSanity8 aylar önce
  • If y’all like this you should get one of Yahtzee’s novels on Audible. He narrates them himself so it’s like an 11 hour zero punctuation

    Harrison NovakHarrison Novak8 aylar önce
    • I would rather just read the book myself.

      Nathan WilliamsonNathan Williamson14 gün önce
    • @john johnson ive just started that one. Im liking it so far

      Logan DanielsonLogan Danielson4 aylar önce
    • I got Differently Morphous. I loved it enough to go buy the physical copy as well.

      john johnsonjohn johnson4 aylar önce
    • I just finished "will destroy the galaxy for cash" . Those two books are fantastic.

      Logan DanielsonLogan Danielson4 aylar önce
  • don't do it!

    Thomas BargeThomas Barge8 aylar önce
  • Part of the fun of these is trying to find what they censored this time.

    ChickenPikaChickenPika8 aylar önce
    • yeah apparently yahtzee changed it because its pretty mean

      jacksonjackson27 gün önce
    • Yeah, just looked for it 1:27 on the youtube vid and it is indeed the Pantomime Dame

      LOLquendoTVLOLquendoTV2 aylar önce
    • @DoubleHelixGamer pretty sure it was that way in the original mate

      LOLquendoTVLOLquendoTV2 aylar önce
    • Pre-op transexual changed to pantomime dame in the Brothers review

      DoubleHelixGamerDoubleHelixGamer8 aylar önce
    • What do you mean, what got censored?

      millertime7275millertime72758 aylar önce
  • I wanna go back to 2013.

    BoatSniper49BoatSniper498 aylar önce
  • I always found the " there's a man let's just call him Jim because that's his name" joke was underappreciated

    Ashley GoochAshley Gooch8 aylar önce
  • Basically that David cage is a huge tit

    SqualidsargeStudiosSqualidsargeStudios8 aylar önce
  • Love these

    TombSk8rTombSk8r8 aylar önce
  • The Escapist: "Hey, People are making yearly compilations of Zero Punctuation, (Channels Nintendo´s mindset) THAT'S MY MONEY!!!

    Axel VelázquezAxel Velázquez8 aylar önce
    • They're not wrong. These are Escapist videos

      Jordan JolivetteJordan Jolivette2 aylar önce
  • listening to this on 0.5x speed is the funniest fucking thing ive ever done. just sounds like the most hilarious drunk rant of all time

    Alex ParrAlex Parr8 aylar önce
  • Who else tries to guess which game it is before he mentions its title?

    Ian BridgeIan Bridge8 aylar önce
  • I keep looking down at the comments expecting each individual comment section

    BeastlyMussel61BeastlyMussel618 aylar önce
    • Always... every time...

      Jacob BrownJacob Brown27 gün önce
    • I did as well

      Theo WilliamsTheo WilliamsAylar önce
    • luckily this is the top comment to quickly stop me every time i try to do the same thing

      theforklordtheforklord2 aylar önce
    • Saaaaame

      Kaltes BildKaltes Bild4 aylar önce
    • I'll be honest I do that at least 3 times per year of non-punctuations, usually more

      Tinyman11Tinyman116 aylar önce
  • I'm going to read your book 'Will Save the Galaxy for Food' between my first readings of Dune and Middlemarch. No I am not joking. I am sure they will be equally memorable.

    Finger PaintingFinger Painting8 aylar önce
  • "Shoulder clocking motherfuckers like the video for bitter sweet symphony on fast forward" still has to be my favorite yhatzee quote ever

    mystery gamermystery gamer8 aylar önce
  • Half speed equals hilarious drunk Yahtzee

    Drew AndersonDrew Anderson8 aylar önce
    • Fucking gold

      Adrian CiocAdrian Cioc8 aylar önce
    • Thank you. Thank you so much for this

      Kian TheyersKian Theyers8 aylar önce
  • These videos are the fucking best thing. Just listening to the ranting bullshit while doing stuff

    asfasf8 aylar önce
  • 1:28:08 HaHa! Little did he know how prophetic this line would be!

    DaRogue101DaRogue1018 aylar önce
  • Loving these compilation vids :D

    Duros360Duros3608 aylar önce
  • "They come and go faster than an abusive foster parent's sex partners." How have I never gotten this joke before?

    thatdapperfellowthatdapperfellow8 aylar önce
  • Ja grajem w gry lego na innch koslach wii xbox3600🤑😈😈😡😡🖕🏿💩💩💤

    Bogumila CzwakielBogumila Czwakiel8 aylar önce
  • aka how to make a 4 hrs video with 5 min clips

    MarcosMarcos8 aylar önce
  • Watching this in 2019 after reading "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" 22:40 Devil May Cry review referring to generic bad guy as "mean old Mr Henderson" I wonder when exactly you picked that name for a bad guy, HUH YAHTZ?

    missmaggy2umissmaggy2u8 aylar önce
    • @Natsume-Hime I mean, he historically enjoyed the made up swear words in Thief.

      JewishMonkJewishMonk8 aylar önce
    • Even better was his calling out made up swear words around 1:18:35 something he did for "Will Save the Galaxy for Food."

      Natsume-HimeNatsume-Hime8 aylar önce
  • 1:05:01 Well, that didn't quite happen, did it?

    Chef BrecciaChef Breccia8 aylar önce
  • There is a playback issue at 38:23. Audio speeds up for a second.

    Sebaztian BarnsSebaztian Barns8 aylar önce
  • Ah the good old days, Knowing what we knew now all of these games seem like masterpiece GotY compared to what we get after 2017. Who would have known 5 years from then the game industry would turn full corporate dystopia. 1:51:53 Best Consumer Advice Ever

    Maldus AlverMaldus Alver8 aylar önce
  • Hate to break it to you; someone has been making these compilations for years already. And they don't censor or edit them down.

    Waki PakiWaki Paki8 aylar önce
    • @Escapist Just curious if you thanked them for revealing the untapped market for the compilation format which is currently gaining you extra revenue? I mean, while we’re on the subject of appropriating other’s IP. :)

      Guy BooGuy Boo8 aylar önce
    • And it’s copyright infringement.

      The EscapistThe Escapist8 aylar önce
  • This video absolutely had to happen, thank you Escapist.

    AliasAlias8 aylar önce
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