Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.
I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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  • She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

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  • Its %100 her teeth that makes this channel hilarious

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  • Are you going next year???

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  • I hate the ear aches that come with air travelling

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  • so y'all are ignoring the fact that her dad walk to target with a red shirt.....

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  • Are you going to let the wild bamboozle you or are you going to bamboozle the wild

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  • “This is what happens when you walk into hell.” Me: I thought that was high school 😂 (Haha ha...ha I’m not funny)

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  • That’s the airport I always go too

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  • Why did she drink the milk so aggressively

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  • 2 hours of sleep is nice to an insomniac... imagine 5 days straight no sleep =(

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  • Can we all just pause the video at 12:07 and just realize how beautiful Joana actually is?

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  • suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

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  • i have the same grey shorts you see presented on joan’s tushy at 9:12

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  • Wait, they sell food at Target?

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  • I love her but the hacking and coughing drives me up the wall with actual disgust. Why? I get it. You’re funny, you’re pointing out the obvious and doing everything a filmography er would hate.. but it’s GROSS!

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  • R we gonna talk about her name

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  • When we raid Area 51 we will all be wearing aritza

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  • The way she said "OW" kills me 😂😂

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  • Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling... I-😂😂😂

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  • I only now realised joana talks like an old lady

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  • *F*

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  • at the end, it says, 'suck my toe horrizontially' I. yes.

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  • Girl if you suffer from airplane ear like I do - and I mean SUFFER like 10/10 pain when a plane descends - try some of those "earplane" ear plugs. They slow the pressure change process within your ear so you have more time to adjust. In addition to that, take a pseudoephedrine before each flight in order to open up your sinuses and Eustachian tubes. This works for me every time and I have not had any problems since employing this method.

    Bethany CraigBethany Craig4 gün önce
    • If you have anxiety during flights however skip the pseudo. Being a stimulant / similar to an amphetamine it can increase stress levels.

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  • Joana. PLEASE COME WITH US TO AREA 51. Bring your arsenal of Nerf guns for the weaponless. And eat lots of acorn squash and avocados the night before so you’re not RAVENOUS. Wear your yellow pants as a distraction for the guards. WE NEED YOU.

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  • 9,001 comment Love you!

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  • I feel like if you wrote down everything you said in this video it would be the hardest story in the world to read

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  • I can’t believe she thought pulling out her tiny microphone in the bathroom was a great place to do an update But i love it

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  • wheres your microwave i dont have one WHY NOT

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  • Somebody’s in the stall beside you and is hearing you film... epicccc

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  • 1:12 same Joana

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  • There was an earthquake in ca 6 days earlier so WHO ARE YOOUUUUU

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  • The concept of grapes in a chicken sandwich is horrifying, I’m sorry you had to experience that

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    • ella gerner 😂😂☠️ it’s soooo good!

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  • if anyone didn't know what that split second said it said "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" -Joana Ceddia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • why does my my tummy hurt

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  • I also drink milk when I wake up and I have to go to holidays

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  • Billie:wherearetheavocados Joana:uh,**i ate them**

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  • Nobody: John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"

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  • My name is Alejandro my dudes

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  • when you said that you edit with Imovie I cheered with joy!!! >:OOOO (I use Imovie for editing all my animations and school videos)

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  • REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEE find the W you wont Jonh Cena " Joana Ceddia snaps" im sorry for using your name in vaiiiin "turns into ashes" my job here is done :) says Joana Ceddia(aka Jonh Cena)

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  • “There has to be a way to exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump, there has to!“ hahaha I think I just wee’d

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  • who saw 12:41

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  • *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

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  • *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

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  • *_F_*

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  • Maybe they’re hiding Walt Disney himself at Area 51... 😮

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  • Even her Avocado Tortilla is from Artesia

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  • Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling. Joana, explain.

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  • Did anyone catch that tiny writing at the end ?...I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SAID

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  • U not I lol

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  • Is she canadian?

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  • Hey girl can you check out my TRvision channel and then maybe we can do a collab soon

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  • I live in Anaheim lOlOsKsKs 😂🤠

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  • Nobody: Joana: SUcK My LeFT ToE HorIzOntally FrOm tHe ceILIng

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  • When joana puts on that white dress she looks like Carrie😂

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  • nobody: not a single soul: not even James: not even the Cookie Monster: Joana: suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling....

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  • Your pantry’s Joanas stomach

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  • I loveeeeeeeeeeee your vids your so funny😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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  • the girl who doesn't need a good quality camera

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