Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.
I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Jamila Cabello

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