How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?

As pioneer Phillip J. Fry has previously established, it is totally possible to transcend reality through the imbibition of gratuitous amounts of coffee. In this video, we explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?
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Memento Mori.
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  • i have a friend that poops one a week :^) it takes half an hour and we make an event out of it. we call it the weekly

    SophieSophie2 saatler önce
  • I poop once a day. There ya are Ethan

    PVHS DRAMAPVHS DRAMA6 saatler önce
  • Fun fact! Along with drinking too much water, holding in your pee for too long can cause the same effect! So, when you got to go, you should probably go!

    Logicians VlogLogicians Vlog8 saatler önce
  • Ethan: No body poops only 3 times a week!!! Me: Oh really? Then how do you feel about 2 times a week? Lmao. I don’t eat much.

    Amber MatveAmber Matve8 saatler önce
  • I poop multiple times a day but my friends think I've got like an ACTUAL issue. However my ex would only poop once every few days, like around 3 times a week. I thought it was insane.

    Rebecca OsierRebecca Osier9 saatler önce
  • My sister, we go to New York from Thursday to monday once a year, and she does not poop the entire time. She refuses to poop anywhere but at home

    Desire SundayDesire Sunday9 saatler önce
  • Id be lucky enough to poop 3 times a month

    abb swagabb swag12 saatler önce
  • I take a dump 2 times a week it's not healthy or nice I'll say that

    Mikie BoulerMikie Bouler15 saatler önce
  • I’m sitting here drinking sunny d and then mark Ethan just start saying sunny D

    Riptide GuyRiptide Guy16 saatler önce
  • I poop 6-10 times a week.👁👄👁

    danse mon amourdanse mon amour19 saatler önce
  • Once a day poops

    Jimbob_29Jimbob_2919 saatler önce
  • I love science class and chemistry and our science teacher rambles when we ask a certain question. So I asked, “can we die from drinking too much water?” And basically if you drink too much water, your body won’t have the Sodium-water balance necessary. which your body will have a shock to. So Pocari sweat or something similar to that is good when you’re thirsty or you’ve ran a marathon. K, nerd out, bye. The video explained it... nvm. But that’s the dumbed down version of it Ig.

    Hina's Random videosHina's Random videos20 saatler önce
  • I haven't pooped in 3 weeks

    Caffeinated CobraCaffeinated Cobra20 saatler önce
  • i barely deficate like maybe 3 tikes a week

    Danielle MarshallDanielle MarshallGün önce
  • If anyone here knows THERUSSIANBADGER, you’ll know the monster energy deal lmao

    Tunaz GamingTunaz GamingGün önce
  • My brother poops about every other day. 3-4 times a week

    Matthew GimelliMatthew GimelliGün önce
  • I poop around three times a week... oh no

    Jennafer WhiteJennafer WhiteGün önce
  • I poop every day? What ?

    Amy KatsnfurlAmy KatsnfurlGün önce
  • Mark n Ethan : "No one poops three times a week" Me : *sweats in anorexic*

    MicaMicaGün önce
  • Propel is so good

    pika fan12234pika fan12234Gün önce
  • I know people who only poop once a week😂

    bradley sextonbradley sextonGün önce
  • 1-3 times a wee, once i held my poop for over 2 weeks

    Abdulgafahr LawalAbdulgafahr LawalGün önce
  • They got so hung up on the 5 pounds of pasta that they didn't read the part about 6 pounds of cheese

    DragxonDragxonGün önce
  • on probation i drank at least 3 liters of water because i could not pee in front of a man. it forced my body to flush and i would count at least 12 full seconds of piss and the man was a doctor and asked if i was okay. he told me i was overflowing and over stretching my bladder. there was a lot of staff around making sure i was okay when waiting to pee for 40 minutes.

    Mudd RuddErMudd RuddErGün önce
  • Dude I shit like every day

    Phantom GamingPhantom GamingGün önce
  • Welp we have now predicted Jack's inevitable death

    Royal TwatRoyal TwatGün önce
  • i poop two times a week

    Cerridwen McClurgCerridwen McClurgGün önce
  • Anyone who drink the og monster is an actual psycho. There are so many flavours and you’re choosing the normal one? Choke.

    Faye WigginsFaye WigginsGün önce
  • My mum's uncle died cause he couldn't poo on his toilet

    climatic guardianclimatic guardian2 gün önce
  • Mark and Ethan: No one poops three times a week! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE SURPASSED THIS FEAT!!!

    Charly DuvallCharly Duvall2 gün önce
  • “tHrEe TiMeS a WeEk” Me: pfft, I poop like 2 a day, *thinks* I haven’t popped in 6 days

    MTGMasonMTGMason2 gün önce
  • I’m like WAY late for this, but since the question was asked, I have chronic constipation so I poop about once every week or week and a half 😂

    Spoons DownSpoons Down2 gün önce

    RikkiRikki2 gün önce
  • i once overdosed on caffeine :D i still drink it

    shadowmane124shadowmane1242 gün önce
  • *me sipping my green tea* welp good thing i drink healthy

    Mari _nekoMari _neko2 gün önce
  • I pooped about 3 times a week,in high school. And rn I still don't poop every day. I'll say I'm at 6 times a week now

    Katana TamarKatana Tamar2 gün önce
  • You know. I use to only poop every 8 days. And then the 8th day... was a whole day of constipated attempts to get it all out. And then the loop started again. But now... I am not entirely sure what my frequency is. It is supposedly healthy/normal to poop every day.

    Kiley HardinKiley Hardin2 gün önce
  • 2wice a day

    CrazeBradCrazeBrad2 gün önce
  • I poop two times a week

    monkeyman games and vlogsmonkeyman games and vlogs2 gün önce
  • honestly once didnt poo for 2 weeks cos i was on a school trip with nasty ass toilets and still ate 3 meals everyday for 2 weeks.

    jhawkin 06jhawkin 062 gün önce
  • I probably poop about once to three times a week. It used to be less, and then I discovered I was gluten intolerant. Life is a mf struggle when you have digestive issues.

    NoiseDayNoiseDay2 gün önce
  • Ethan: 89 cans, damn, I could do that *sips redbull*

    Derek Franks-IdesonDerek Franks-Ideson2 gün önce
  • 30 cups, is too much liquid, never mind caffeine. 🤢

    Shai AluferShai Alufer2 gün önce
  • so i poop somewhere between once a week and once a day off and on but i find i eat fast food constantly so i suffer from fluctuating between constipation and diahria (sp) constantly

    ExtarusExtarus3 gün önce
  • 9 times a week

    Itz Ya boi greenItz Ya boi green3 gün önce
  • I used to poop only 1 to 3 times a week due to medication and lack of solids

    Cody FindleyCody Findley3 gün önce
  • I kinda like i guess i poop 2-3 times a week yeah dunno but I definitely dont poop much

    Nathan CabilesNathan Cabiles3 gün önce
  • Ethan seems sooooo over everything

    Aj HernandezAj Hernandez3 gün önce
  • Me being confused dizzy tired and having headaches everyday but bc I don’t get enough water

    Bella KillaryBella Killary3 gün önce
  • I poop 5 times a week

    ZipherZipher3 gün önce
  • im bored so imma say it, i normally shit once a day unless i'm constipated or sick, during those times no one knows when it'll happen

    Memento MoriMemento Mori3 gün önce
  • its kinda like 1 or 2 times every two days at least

    SunnyDSunnyD3 gün önce
  • as someone who is narcoleptic, caffeine does nothing for me but i still get a starbucks frappe with at least seven shots of espresso despite also having a heart problem (causes large fluctuation of heart rate) should i do this? no does it help in any way? absolutely not but dirty beans taste good

    YoshiYoshi3 gün önce
  • One time when I was younger I went almost two months without pooping

    BullDogg_GamingBullDogg_Gaming3 gün önce
  • I worship Moxie like a god and I cant even get it regularly.

    Emrie FreiEmrie Frei3 gün önce
  • So many sweaty people down here.

    vomvale artvomvale art3 gün önce
  • I shit about twice a week

    SnookieSnookie3 gün önce
  • I think Ethan rocks the black nails look

    Asock WithholesAsock Withholes3 gün önce
  • not hating but its memento mori not momento mori

    Lucas GrossLucas Gross3 gün önce
  • I snack a lot, so I could probably handle a few liters of water.

    crystalpiecrystalpie3 gün önce
  • completely forgot about propel, i used to drink that shit all the time lmao

    GhostlyfawnGhostlyfawn3 gün önce
  • Ethan: “No one poop 3 times a week” Me: *begins to sweat aggressively*

    O’ Holy CrusadorsO’ Holy Crusadors3 gün önce
  • I like to poop 2 to 3 times a day, morning poop lunch poop dinner poop

    Lenny TrollipLenny Trollip3 gün önce
  • 😬 I only poop like once or twice a week without medication

    Niamh MartinNiamh Martin3 gün önce
  • As someone with IBS, discovering that apparently some people only poop 3 times a week horrifies me and my stomach reactivity hurt 😞

    King JakeKing Jake3 gün önce
  • Ethan should not have painted finger nails it doesn't look right

    Play DemonPlay Demon4 gün önce
  • I poop once a week sometimes not even once a week however my roommate poops like 4 to 5 times a day

    Cameron WayneCameron Wayne4 gün önce
  • 6

    ShadowxXxGamingShadowxXxGaming4 gün önce
  • Me drinks 0 I’m ok

    ShadowxXxGamingShadowxXxGaming4 gün önce
    • How much do you poop and drink leave and comment down below my comment please everyone else who will see you this because I know I am late and I’m sorry goodbye my people I am a you Ute so we get by my TRvision channel and leave a like on it

      ShadowxXxGamingShadowxXxGaming4 gün önce
  • I poop two times every day

    Brody EngeleBrody Engele4 gün önce
How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?