Jimmy on Third World Famine | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

I think we can agree that what they need in sub-Saharan Africa is a Lidl!
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  • 18 years since the Chernobyl disaster? That must be from... 2004 then? Ahh the golden rule of comedy: Always close with your worst bit from 15 year ago ;-)

    John RedbergJohn Redberg28 gün önce
  • 1:33 that girl in red looks mad shocked

    Malt GeezerMalt Geezer28 gün önce
  • I haven't laughed so much since the last time I trapped my fingers in my car door.

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  • 1:05 jesus nice rack

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  • 0:32 woman in red dress... ( not impressed jimmy not impressed )

    trevor hamletttrevor hamlettAylar önce
  • And you know who else doesn't get winters? England. Come here and experience a winter in Minnesota where it's -40 degrees and then tell me you get winters. /s

    Uma ChanUma ChanAylar önce
  • Jimmy Carr a woman hater of note. Cannot stand your purile childish comedy

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  • geez u fat krisher e_e da machine

    jakub gadzalajakub gadzalaAylar önce
  • what a horrible guy

    seanseanAylar önce
  • I think this bloke is as funny as rabies in a guide dog home, I'm like this all the time and my wife tells me to shut up, this twat makes a living by being an idiot talking bollocks, I just don't get it

    Alec CapAlec CapAylar önce
  • Brilliant. Thanks for the video.

    Kellington LinkKellington LinkAylar önce
  • LIDL

    Will GoodfieldWill GoodfieldAylar önce
  • 1:31 Someone doesn't look happy

    DePLORIbleDePLORIbleAylar önce
    • @DePLORible: he's not the only one.

      Jacob ZondagJacob ZondagAylar önce
  • Jimmy Carr = Boring ripoff

    Paddle ShiftPaddle ShiftAylar önce
  • Jimmy CARR IS A STUPID Cunt. fucking hate the wanker and twat Carr.

    Simon Richard DentSimon Richard DentAylar önce
  • 0:13 The first guy in the first roe, Was totally waiting for the girl next to him to clap and see her breasts moving . Judge me after you see him 🙂🙂

    Life ?Life ?Aylar önce
  • What a poor excuse for a human.

    Andy Hay.Andy Hay.Aylar önce
    • @Jimmi K And there's another option: bug those who think the internet is their private playground and own the exclusive right to an opinion, and consider themselves righteous enough to bug others who have a divergent opinion. In my language that's hypocricy, which makes you a... with a disputable sense of humor. Welcome to the internet.

      Jacob ZondagJacob ZondagAylar önce
    • @Jacob Zondag - As I said previously, if you don't like him, watch something else. Or, in the alternative, watch him then trawl through the comment section and annoy those that actually have a sense of humour.

      Jimmi KJimmi KAylar önce
    • @Jimmi K Awkward that you would use that in your counter-argument. Do you happen to be expert on the subject? And yes, Carr's portfolio is of poor quality. Of course beggars can't be choosers.

      Jacob ZondagJacob ZondagAylar önce
    • You could always watch something else. There's plenty of gay porn for you.

      Jimmi KJimmi KAylar önce
  • Nobody feels sorry for third world people. Not really. Do stupid things, live a stupid life.

    HateGovernmentHateGovernmentAylar önce
  • that chernobyl joke at the end is hilarious :)

    Jon boyJon boyAylar önce
    • The Chernobyl joke.... Wish I could understand what he actually said! I've listened to it a number of times with headphones but without success. It's probably funny but it might as well be Klingon he's speaking. Can anyone translate into English for me please?

      Stephen CarterStephen CarterAylar önce
  • Big love from South Africa

    Terence Da SilvaTerence Da SilvaAylar önce
  • I really like his outfit, especially his jacket. I think it really suits him well.

    Donald Trump With A Small Loan of a Million SubsDonald Trump With A Small Loan of a Million SubsAylar önce
  • 0.31 and 1.31 is the exact same audience shot. What's the point?

    1878EFC20081878EFC2008Aylar önce
    • @Jimmi K How did you notice?.... 0:13 the lady in the red top.

      MrLunithyMrLunithyAylar önce
    • Good spot!

      Jimmi KJimmi KAylar önce

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  • Jimmy you Tax evader lol

    Michael MoncktonMichael MoncktonAylar önce
  • Jimmy Carr, makes me laugh. Thank you J.C.

    MorticusMorticusAylar önce
  • We have people from poor countries in uk... They just took our jobs and made us poor too. I mean they have a lower IQ what do you expect

    Mr CorndogMr CorndogAylar önce
  • This guy is the face of prejudice England....carr is an aggressively ignorant man playing the fool. XD

    kunaalqqqqkunaalqqqqAylar önce
    • And you are a typical humourless far left snowflake .So What ?

      martin corderoymartin corderoy23 gün önce
  • I love that I can watch all of theese comedy acts for the 10th time and still break my spine laughing

    Godd HowardGodd HowardAylar önce
  • 2:31

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  • 2:11

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  • 0:14 Don't worry mate i was having a look as well!

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    • 👀

      Just GatorJust GatorAylar önce
  • Little powdo walks 6 hours a day to get water...... Move your tent nearer to the water?

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  • 2:02 I guess Jimmy's audience wouldn't have understood had he not explained the joke. 🙄

    Mikey McMikeFaceMikey McMikeFaceAylar önce
  • Wow...the auto tune in parts of this,no dissing them as singers,But no need for the extras on top . Fantastic performance either way

    Will EvansWill EvansAylar önce
    • The hell are you babbling?

      Mikey McMikeFaceMikey McMikeFaceAylar önce
  • Lots of people straight faced.

    RenzoRenzoAylar önce
    • He makes people think about his humor, some simply don't get it.

      Leonard BreauLeonard BreauAylar önce
    • I was too for s good portion of this.

      Mikey McMikeFaceMikey McMikeFaceAylar önce
  • Pause at :31 lmfao The girl with her hands on her face in the lower right portion of the screen

    Adam BrownAdam BrownAylar önce
    • What about her? Big tits?

      phil osophicalphil osophicalAylar önce
  • What show is this from?

    VisionistVisionistAylar önce
  • youtube is not for comedians mate why do u think netflix is still a thing

    Luigi DeNardisLuigi DeNardisAylar önce
    • Punctuation is a thing, and people still don't use it!

      Just GatorJust GatorAylar önce
  • Very low eyed

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  • Your mum

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  • 01:05 naughty director

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    • Well spotted!

      Jimmi KJimmi KAylar önce
  • What they need in africa is for France and the evil UK to get out of there Africa is richer than all the rest combined

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    • What WE need is for all the ones in Europe to go back to Africa

      martin corderoymartin corderoy23 gün önce
    • Funny how a white man gets away with these sub- human comments on the 3rd world, yet a white lady goes out to try to help & gets taken to pieces. Strange world...

      hisroyalawesomeness1hisroyalawesomeness1Aylar önce
    • On point! Thieves, nothing more!

      hope odysseyhope odysseyAylar önce
    • @wufongtan wufong BS

      hope odysseyhope odysseyAylar önce
    • @wufongtan wufong BS, you haven't a clue;

      hope odysseyhope odysseyAylar önce
  • I'd never heard of Lidl, I honestly thought he said "a Little."

    Garrett HuntGarrett HuntAylar önce
    • It's like Aldi, not that dissimilar.

      cheekyboy5000cheekyboy5000Aylar önce
    • We've got lidl here in NC, and VA

      Jeremy BondJeremy BondAylar önce
    • @raymond daubney be happy that you dont have them

      moister than an oystermoister than an oysterAylar önce
    • We have them in Poland, quite decent shop

      I like LizardsI like LizardsAylar önce
    • I also thought he said "little". I checked it out, it's a super market like Aldi. I'm in Aussie and we don't have them here that I know of.

      raymond daubneyraymond daubneyAylar önce
  • Best bit in this, the pan shot at 0.33 to the three women without even a grin, and looking quite, err LEFT WING FEMINIST 🤣 And clearly at the wrong show.

    SKYBLUE 100SKYBLUE 100Aylar önce
    • I'm no leftwing and find his stupid remarks, fukin disgusting, smug bastard.!

      hope odysseyhope odysseyAylar önce
    • @Kalana Herath well they aren't exactly conservatives

      young Jyoung JAylar önce
    • Extreme Feminists are not Left wing you idiot

      Kalana HerathKalana HerathAylar önce
    • And @1:32

      RogueRMRogueRMAylar önce
    • You're over analysing mate, nothing to do with feminism or political views

      YazosoYazosoAylar önce
  • Awesome Jimmy as usual!! 😂😂

    Daniel WattsDaniel WattsAylar önce
  • First and third world nations get all the attention. You never hear about the second world nations. They're the middle child of countries.

    Bryan McMillinBryan McMillinAylar önce
    • @avinotion It makes me sad how much sense that makes

      Illegal AliensIllegal AliensAylar önce
    • @CamJoziBoy the definition that I've heard: 1st world countries: Countries that sided with the U.S during the cold war, and got their full support (e.g Western Europe). 2nd world countries: those that sided with USSR and got... some of their support. 3rd world countries... you can imagine

      avinotionavinotionAylar önce
    • avinotion Brazil? South Africa? India?

      CamJoziBoyCamJoziBoyAylar önce
    • At some point we thought the second world had been deprecated but now it looks to be making a comeback.

      Mikey McMikeFaceMikey McMikeFaceAylar önce
    • That's because communications are blocked by the government (China, New Soviet Union etc.)

      avinotionavinotionAylar önce
  • "Consolidate your bills into one easy, monthly payment!" Borrow your way out of debt! XD

    David BuschhornDavid BuschhornAylar önce
    • @David: that's straight out of "the art of downplaying, economical edition".

      Jacob ZondagJacob ZondagAylar önce
    • @ 1298% apr :D

      Retro_Computer_KingRetro_Computer_KingAylar önce
  • This is some of the shittiest comedy of ever seen from Jimmy Carr

    a clowna clownAylar önce
  • No need to joke about this anymore. Theyll all be in Europe in 10 years

    Smash A CommieSmash A CommieAylar önce
    • Then will be no famine. Fish and chip for all.

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    • @Chris Christian But I see that you basically fucked up your Western culture by letting in immigrants. Now you are stuck with religious extremists roaming your streets and you get tagged with -phobic if you dare utter a word against them . . .

      Irungu ErickIrungu ErickAylar önce
    • @Chris Christian Wish I could help but the Ebola has to be spread somehow . . . Equality for all mankind.

      Irungu ErickIrungu ErickAylar önce
    • @Irungu Erick can you convince the millions of your buddies to stay there with you?

      Chris ChristianChris ChristianAylar önce
    • Aaaaah we don't want to come there with all your feminists and LGBTQI BS 😂. . .

      Irungu ErickIrungu ErickAylar önce
  • good to see he never changes

    Stuart FStuart FAylar önce
  • 1:32 - She is not amused..... LOL

    John BethanyJohn BethanyAylar önce
    • @John Bethany: He's not the only one. Poor performance of Carr. I guess he has to take the public that he can get.

      Jacob ZondagJacob ZondagAylar önce
    • @Kathryn Bell The flying fuck are you talking about? The joke wasnt that funny, thats why shes not laughing. Just because someone doesnt think a joke is funny, doesnt mean its because their feelings are hurt. Grow the fuck up.

      Missing No.Missing No.Aylar önce
    • And @0:31

      RogueRMRogueRMAylar önce
    • John Bethany I saw her as I was watching it too! A snowflake that's melting at a bit of harsh humour! Bless her, now pass the mop...

      Kathryn BellKathryn BellAylar önce
    • I know those 2 can fuck right off miserable fucks 😂

      Conor BirkettConor BirkettAylar önce
  • "ha ha ha"

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  • Unlucky at Wimbledon mate , better luck next year 🎾

    eastlondontillidieeastlondontillidieAylar önce
    • How original

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    • Zing!

      danmar007danmar007Aylar önce
    • lmfao

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    • Lol

      WindyWindyAylar önce
  • 0:31 some offended looking snowflakes right there

    Kevin ConneelyKevin ConneelyAylar önce
    • Aye, the people sitting there in the audience didn't want to have anything said about African people, so they were naturally shocked to hear that nothing was being said against European men. It must of been such a shock for them to hear "Jimmy" come out with stuff that didn't portray European men out to be complete goof balls.

      SDRockmanSDRockmanAylar önce
    • Some jokes are not for all. But jimmy is hard. If you assist there you better have thick skin.

      xilo301xilo301Aylar önce
    • Nasty

      hope odysseyhope odysseyAylar önce
    • Look again at 1:32, same 2 not laughing

      Liam CollinsLiam CollinsAylar önce
    • Melting before our very eyes. Now pass the mop please...

      Kathryn BellKathryn BellAylar önce
  • It's great that he did his starvation bits while he was still chubby.

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    • He had surgery.

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    • I haven't seen you in a while!

      Horny Fruit FliesHorny Fruit FliesAylar önce
  • Shii i love this posh prick

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  • wow im early

    Matt KalinovicMatt KalinovicAylar önce
  • Love you jimmy

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