Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently.
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    chrisdcomedychrisdcomedyAylar önce
    • Whats a with aw aww

      Craig CraigCraig Craig7 gün önce
    • Love you chrissy! Come to Houston!

      michael avantmichael avant16 gün önce

      Zachary AylingZachary Ayling24 gün önce
    • Hello from Middle Village(originally)...and a Stanner..lol

      Big TipBig Tip25 gün önce

      Kent SilvaKent SilvaAylar önce
  • Chris’s dad sounds fucking amazing

    Matthew SnyderMatthew Snyder3 saatler önce
  • But dad bods are sexy tho

    Emma ShuffleEmma Shuffle14 saatler önce
  • Ayeee good ol' Chrissy Gyno

    Leoj ZetrocLeoj Zetroc18 saatler önce
  • Tom Segura is funny. Chrisy D not so much! Yeah babe.

    Mr P.Mr P.Gün önce
  • I thought brain zaps were from antidepressants

    Jonathan ReyesJonathan Reyes3 gün önce

    Vic HVic H5 gün önce
  • for when people wanna believe what chris says its safe... come on man... www.synbioproject.org/winstrol-review/

    nate cnate c5 gün önce
  • More Plates More Dates brought me here and I've already subscribed to this channel. Loving the podcast.

    DAANUSHDAANUSH10 gün önce
  • Have longer ads you fat nerd 😂

    Hoffa6969Hoffa696910 gün önce
  • Bert Kreischer does a version of that coffee leroy joke in his recent special

    BrandonBrandon11 gün önce
  • Calories don't count if you don't log em in. I wonder who in Tom's life also thinks that way?

    Ben MeadorsBen Meadors11 gün önce
  • Wow, it’s nice to know these white cis men can relate to how a woman actually feels ALL the time. Constant judgement of our bodies. 💔

    Stevie Lee AnnStevie Lee Ann13 gün önce
  • It's like bert never left that seat...

    Adam MatyszczukAdam Matyszczuk14 gün önce
  • Transference the patient/client puts their issues (transferring) on the therapist (when done appropriately) to assist in the healing process. Counter transference (always bad) the therapist putting their “baggage” into the patient and causing psychological harm. LCSW

    Bruce MartinBruce Martin15 gün önce
  • Love that book, Read all of Robert Greene's books. That one and Mastery are my favorite. Follow me on IG Chris!!! I won't stalk you , only on Tuesdays. IG noriega77_

    Nicholas NoriegaNicholas Noriega16 gün önce
  • hearing you guys talk about the levels of trauma being seriously injured was really cathartic. It felt so good to hear all the horrible parts of early recovery made me realize how traumatic my last inury was.

    Bailey LawrenceBailey Lawrence17 gün önce
  • king chrissy, chrissy podcasts

    Bailey LawrenceBailey Lawrence17 gün önce
  • On King it or Sting it you said you've never done steroids... 🤔

    Taylor WhiteTaylor White19 gün önce
  • Tom's face as Chrissy tells his Physical therapy story 😂😂 Pain

    ricardo riosricardo rios19 gün önce

    blkmustang007blkmustang00721 gün önce
  • Chris is so hard to listen to even though I love his comedy. But he’s gotta slow down a little or get off the speed

    Josh AllenJosh Allen22 gün önce
  • Definitely on some speed!!

    Josh AllenJosh Allen22 gün önce
  • It's nice that they put Tom with someone who talks less than Bert so Tom could get a word in for once.

    Steve PowlingSteve Powling22 gün önce
  • What a fucking combination... I need 3 hours of this

    David AbaburkoDavid Ababurko22 gün önce
  • Sports would be way more interesting if steroids were legal

    Florencio NievesFlorencio Nieves23 gün önce
  • Just to let you know arrowhead waters use poisonous plastics. Crystal Geyser uses healthier plastics.

    Zachary AylingZachary Ayling24 gün önce
  • Oh also tom has the pro steroid bit in a special

    Dallas BoersmaDallas Boersma24 gün önce
  • Love the hidden fit pal advert in the front, chrissy crypto.

    Dallas BoersmaDallas Boersma24 gün önce
  • Chris,you have Leading man face and body. Own it! And f**k everyone else

    WallisWallis25 gün önce
  • Most if not all athletes are juicing. It's a political tool, if you get out of line, you suddenly get caught failing a test. For example Russian athletes after Crimea. Another example is Armstrong, despite the other top contenders failing tests, he gets singled out.

    Black Goat of QohorBlack Goat of Qohor25 gün önce
  • @03:40. Generally accepted that injections are saver than oral steroids, the latter tend to cause organ damage even at low doses. No doctor is going to prescribe TRT in pills. Also unlike heroin, you are actively trying to avoid veins while injecting.

    Black Goat of QohorBlack Goat of Qohor25 gün önce
  • 48 Laws of Power on the table in front of Chrissy

    Joseph TurosJoseph Turos25 gün önce
  • 👖

    Jeremy CookJeremy Cook25 gün önce
  • Chrissy you're like me.. over 30 is simply obese over 40 is morbidly obese.

    Big TipBig Tip25 gün önce
  • commenting for the brand

    Robert KnightRobert Knight26 gün önce
  • Seriously taking over the podcast game and crashing everyone else's and smashing It!

    Mark DavisMark Davis26 gün önce
  • 420K views on 4/20, YASSS

    Kevin LopezKevin Lopez28 gün önce
  • There’s a downside to long term steroid use but doing one or two cycles under doctor supervision with the right post cycle supplements is fine. I did 2 cycles and on the second one I didn’t cycle off properly and I grew some major man tits

    Zachary AvazisZachary Avazis28 gün önce
  • You could get Ed from using steroids

    digduckdigduck28 gün önce
  • Tom Segura acting like he's hard. Joe Rogans last public hair.

    RSmith0830RSmith083028 gün önce
    • That was pubic

      RSmith0830RSmith083028 gün önce
  • Duuude, my ex juiced for like 30 years. His favorite was Testosterone Cypianate or Deca (Decadurabolin, Nandrolone Decacanate). I did Primabolin for a year because I wanted to do fitness contests. And all the IFBB contestants juice. (No I didn’t get mega clit nor did my voice drop) Wow it made me feel good. And I know I’m way firmer than most women my age, even when I don’t work out. I’ve read the Primabolin gives permanent gains. And it’s anabolic not androgenic, so no balding. (And it’s why I didn’t have the awful side affects where people think female bodybuilders are trans women) And injectable steroids don’t kill your liver and kidneys. It’s the oral steroids like Dianabol (D-Ball) that do that. So thumbs up 👍🏼 Chrissy Chaos 🌟🌟

    kathryn Johnsonkathryn Johnson28 gün önce
  • Juice has a bad effect. Your liver, kidneys, testicles, nit to mention skin acne.

    Derrick FichtnerDerrick Fichtner29 gün önce
  • Arrowhead water is dog piss

    Logan WrightLogan Wright29 gün önce
  • He’s a hack every joke is just chrisy (insert what they’re talking about) then making a joke about his gf then a joke any 13 year old edge lord would make. But what I do like is his energy it brings the best out of who he is with but he sucks

    BretBretAylar önce
  • “I’m going heavy and i’m actively using Winstral”

    Kent SilvaKent SilvaAylar önce
  • Could you throw in like 50 more ads Jesus fuck

    1 21 2Aylar önce
  • You left Yannis hanging. He is only great with you! On his own, he is just okay.

    Megan HalliganMegan HalliganAylar önce
  • Chrissy chaos talks like he is Donald Trumps illegitimate child and runs on the same dosage of diet pills and adderall

    Brandon WilliamsBrandon WilliamsAylar önce
  • My first stack was sust250 an winniV🤣💜 Love ya chrissy

    John CosãNostrãJohn CosãNostrãAylar önce
  • That was great! Dang, need more than 45 minutes!

    Jeff CampJeff CampAylar önce
  • Derek sent me

    Lil TrumpLil TrumpAylar önce
  • This was great tom works effortlessly with everybody I have seen him do a podcast with. 🤣🤣

    Daryl ChristieDaryl ChristieAylar önce
  • Chrissy Advertisements does his reads on the couch he's crashing at Santino's , rspect

    Fabian080690Fabian080690Aylar önce
  • That podcast just made me forested my pants

    steveomcbigarmssteveomcbigarmsAylar önce
  • Home. Here. Now.

    I'm boofing itI'm boofing itAylar önce
  • Waw-kee-gun Illinois

    jbeebs1jbeebs1Aylar önce
  • Sup guys Derek more plates more dates dot com...

    Patrick BatemanPatrick BatemanAylar önce
  • He never shuts up. he talks so rapidly and high strung like a roid user. First time hearing this guy and he sounds like he's on a massive amount of stimulants and I wouldn't want to be stuck in the same room as him for more than 1 min or I'd be in jail.

    T 7T 7Aylar önce
  • 39:00 ahhaha it's funny Tom brings up people saying "I know you hate people..." I straight up had a dream that he yelled at me for asking a picture. I still haven't forgiven him for that....

    Navtej SandhuNavtej SandhuAylar önce
  • I tried to like this but the commercials were too much.

    John PhillipJohn PhillipAylar önce
  • Why would you take an oral steroid for 2 years straight?! Your poor liver...

    Steven DSteven DAylar önce
  • Here from More Plates More Dates, great podcast, thanks

    jbart85jbart85Aylar önce
  • Most democratic podcast ever! Inviting a guest over then yelling about your own life all adderalled out barely letting him give insight. Amazing

    Kevin BerbrichKevin BerbrichAylar önce
  • Love the 48 Laws Of Power segment 🤘🏻🔥

    The Vinny CappThe Vinny CappAylar önce
  • Those ads are way too long.

    Hugh JainisHugh JainisAylar önce
  • Viva Ecuador

    Jon GuevJon GuevAylar önce
  • Chrissy: there are absolutely no negative effects to taking steroids *spends the rest of the podcast talking about all the negative long term effects of taking steroids*

    jrr2146jrr2146Aylar önce
  • Oh my fucking god now they are talking about breaking bones oh my fucking god so fucking relatable these guys get it I thought nobody knew

    Christopher MontalbanoChristopher MontalbanoAylar önce
  • You can't get cancelled in therapy. 👍

    Richard O'LearyRichard O'LearyAylar önce
Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10