Monologue: All Bets Are Off | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • I hate your laugh cuts

    Heather Mimi WahlquistHeather Mimi Wahlquist11 gün önce
  • I pay you-tube monthly to watch you!

    Sondra YeVetteSondra YeVette19 gün önce
  • View From Cheap Seats is like this: Standup and talk show comedians getting lazy ; Stretching two line material to 4 lines this way: 1>Good joke : laughs 2>Good joke : laughs 3>Bad Joke: mmm That was a bad joke: laughs .

    andy bitandy bit25 gün önce
  • Im the cheap bastard and broke

  • Bill, with most Americans in lockdown & can't go to work (if they haven't lost it yet), I doubt it if they can afford to subscribe to your show. Tbh, I'm a fan of yours & the "Real Time..." show, but I wish HBO can find a cheap way so less fortunate Americans may view your show during these hard times; after all THEY ARE YOUR FANS TOO, Bill.

    Sepp EisenmannSepp EisenmannAylar önce
  • Cheap is good !

    Angelo CAngelo CAylar önce
  • Hey, at least we're watching it here and not on those weird zoom in and out bullshit videos

    bxxx9bxxx9Aylar önce
  • All these faked canned laughs at Bill's bad jokes sound just like his normal sycophantic studio audience

    Carl MarksCarl MarksAylar önce
  • Why are children watching? Wth?

    orlandotj1orlandotj1Aylar önce
  • I love how his claps reveal the empty space in the room...

    Matt KeulerMatt KeulerAylar önce
  • I like the laugh tracks being added. Punchlines are very awkward and cringey without laugh breaks, no matter how funny they are. Colbert needs to take note.

    sirpicksalot_sirpicksalot_Aylar önce
  • I am one of the cheap ones watching on youtube... but listen, you are taping yourself from your house... this is NOT HBO, you are just a youtuber.

    v a b a l l a t h u sv a b a l l a t h u sAylar önce
  • Bill Mahers inner Jew came out for a second

    CrucifixCrucifixAylar önce
  • Cheap bastards?! We're broke Bill! Like most Americans we're all paycheck to paycheck, something you're not familiar with. Don't be an ass-hat Bill...

    4urluv Jones4urluv JonesAylar önce
  • Bill i'll pay to watch you but that is all I want from HBO, I'm not going to buy a whole pizza for one slice.

    daniel mccloskeydaniel mccloskeyAylar önce
  • Greetings from the cheap seats in China. Let us hope that we see in November a big change.

    Stefan SchneiderStefan SchneiderAylar önce
  • hey bill you miserable unhappy glass half full person got a great joke for you!!! what did the waiter say to the jewish table? is ANYTHING alright!!! lets climb in a steel cage pal TRUMP 2020!!!

    Philip ZahnPhilip ZahnAylar önce
  • Dude, check out ur name macher

    Christian RossaChristian RossaAylar önce
  • Macher

    Christian RossaChristian RossaAylar önce

    rdelrosso2001rdelrosso2001Aylar önce
  • Thanks for adding the audience/laughs. Now I finally know when to laugh. It sounds sarcastic, but I really thinks it's better and more fun ; ))))

    Ay CarambaAy CarambaAylar önce
  • I am a cheap bastard from Romania, thank you!

    lutuHDlutuHDAylar önce
  • I pay 15$ a month for HBO. They changed their application and I can't get sound now. I am obsolete, along with the original ap. Don't call me a cheap bastard, even in jest, it really pisses me off.

    Roxanne LittlefieldRoxanne LittlefieldAylar önce
  • I like Bill a lot, but is it just me or has quarantine started to turn him into the fat guy he loves railing against so much? #Covid15

    L RL RAylar önce
  • Canned laughter very poor.

    Stevan PopovicStevan PopovicAylar önce
  • We are not cheap bastards. We are poor

    808 Dream808 DreamAylar önce
  • I'm a cheap bastard

    lord of the flyslord of the flysAylar önce
  • Cheap? Nope just low income.

    Susan SmithSusan SmithAylar önce
  • Get 62 channels on the Antenna, why should I give my $$$ to a bunch of Billionaires?

    John GammonJohn GammonAylar önce
  • Nothing sadder than Bill .

    Boston BobBoston BobAylar önce
  • Watching this five days later, amazing how old everything he says is, already.

    Freddy LubinFreddy LubinAylar önce
    • 7 days late..

      Anne SimonAnne SimonAylar önce
  • Trump seems to be making his move to become a dictator. Now you know what will happen Bill, he's not leaving because he'll have turned the us into a dictatorship

    Mister FlamingoMister FlamingoAylar önce
  • Zsa Zsa looks really good for being dead for 4 years.

    Jeff GriglackJeff GriglackAylar önce
  • Jesus, Bill has become pathetic.

    Gerald TrudeauGerald TrudeauAylar önce
  • Specifically the cheap bastards from Europe, who can't get HBO......

    Renias vARenias vAAylar önce
  • Lol this is ridiculous, he's looking around at a live audience that isn't there. Lol just looks like he's gone senile. Idk why it's so hard for old comedians to change format or deliver jokes without a laugh track. TRvisionrs do it all the time. Add effects or do a sketch for God sakes Cruz this is just sad.

    Alex palmerAlex palmerAylar önce
  • This cheap bastard loves your show! Can I have a dollar btw? 😂

    won williswon willisAylar önce
  • None of your businessNone of your businessAylar önce
  • I am one of those cheap bastards...

    None of your businessNone of your businessAylar önce
  • why is he still acting like theres a crowd in his living room

    sebasebaAylar önce
    • Really? You need an explanation?

      Mark BMark BAylar önce
  • I used to pay $15 a month for HBO for Game of Thrones, Real Time, and an occasional decent premier movie on Saturday night. Game of Thrones is over, and the other two are just so, so now. I'm glad I left.

    Dale S.Dale S.Aylar önce
  • How do people enjoy watching this? This is so embarrasing to watch. This guy is pathetic.

    SK8BATSK8BATAylar önce
  • Sorry bill HBO not worth my money.. I get free entertainment from our dear president trump

    Adan IbrahimAdan IbrahimAylar önce
  • Weak closing.

    Blair BuskirkBlair BuskirkAylar önce
  • If masks work why are stores closed. If they dont why wear them?

    Barbara GuilletteBarbara GuilletteAylar önce
  • Oi...why are you coughing?? Can't lose you!

    NoOne UnscriptedNoOne UnscriptedAylar önce
  • The canned laughter is horrible. Seriously?

    Al GardenAl GardenAylar önce
  • Hey Bill, I have TRvision premium. Does that mean I'm still a cheapo?

    Creek WalkerCreek WalkerAylar önce
  • I was watching you on HBO until the greedy cock-suckers at AT&T screwed over Dish Network.

    michalynemichalyneAylar önce
  • Ouch. Retire.

    nostrilnicknostrilnickAylar önce
  • I resent being called cheap, but he knows it is true.

    Car UCar UAylar önce
  • I have HBO, but still watch Bill on TRvision. Check and mate.

    Sean KnudtsonSean KnudtsonAylar önce
  • The laugh track actually kind of works for Bill. And the shots of audiences too.

    bofooit gojobofooit gojoAylar önce
  • Why the awful laugh tracks....why why why

    Karin EmeryKarin EmeryAylar önce
  • lol Trump in the laugh track

    ItalianoYMexicanoItalianoYMexicanoAylar önce
  • I've been a huge fan of Real Time for a long time but I gotta say I'm really disappointed in Bill recently. He hardly even acknowledged what's going on with George Floyd and the aftermath of his murder. Instead spending camera time complaining about being stuck at home and interviewing Jay Leno (AGAIN!) for the 2nd time in a month. WTF?! You're starting to really fall off man. Very disappointing. Bill can be very insightful and even profound at times but recently he's just coming off as petty and out of touch.

    Rodney ConnellRodney ConnellAylar önce
    • Do people actually Pay to watch this guy?

      bofooit gojobofooit gojoAylar önce
  • Tick Tok Tik toK TIC TOk

    Stop worshipping Hollywood SmhStop worshipping Hollywood SmhAylar önce
  • Pre-recorded a little too far ahead. "A killing in Minneapolis" Didn't even say his name, and no mention of riots.

    gothatfunkgothatfunkAylar önce
  • I forgot to watch the show Friday because of the rioting coverage. I guess he talked about the horrible death of George Floyd with a remote guest but he stayed off that subject and the subsequent riots because he wanted to keep the monologue funny.

    snowmansnowmanAylar önce
  • I have HBO but I prefer the cheap seats 🙂

    JuJuLonaJuJuLonaAylar önce
  • Central Park Karen is Canadian.

    Julie MitchellJulie MitchellAylar önce
  • Why am I loving this laugh and clap track so much... Thanks Bill from a person of Color.

    TheIndianJohnSmithTheIndianJohnSmithAylar önce
  • What’s the evidence that the killing of George Floyd here in Minneapolis was racially motivated ?

    Jon McGlynnJon McGlynnAylar önce
    • Jon McGlynn A bit long, but the sources are listed. FYI I'm sure you've seen the news. It's been an intense few days, full of rage, heartbreak, and important questions. George Floyd, a Black man, was murdered on camera by a cop in Minneapolis, sparking uprisings in cities across America and protests here in Canada. [1] Black people are losing their lives because of racism and white supremacy. The statistics speak for themselves: Last year, almost 1,100 people were killed by police in the US - that's 3 people every day. The victims were disproportionately Black. 99% of police killings over the past six years never resulted in an officer getting charged. [2] In Toronto, Black people are 20 times more likely to be shot dead by the police. [3] In Montreal Black and Indigenous people are 4 to 5 times more likely than white people to be stopped by police. [4] Over the weekend in Toronto, Regis Korchinski-Paquet, an Afro-Indigenous woman having a mental health crisis died under highly questionable circumstances in police presence. [5] Last month, D'Andre Campbell, a Black man living in Brampton, called police for help during a crisis - instead he was shot and killed in front of his family. [6] And just last week, a Canadian woman living in New York called the cops on a Black man birdwatching in the park, knowing exactly what kind of response her phony screams could elicit. [7] It might not look exactly like America’s but Canada has a racism problem. It might be uncomfortable truth for many of us, but anti-Black racism is deeply rooted in this country's history, institutions and culture. It's evident in the policing of predominantly Black neighbourhoods, the overrepresentation of Black people carded by police and in the way the media portrays Black-led movements. [8] It’s also evident in ourselves. It’s the racist jokes we might tell or refuse to challenge. It’s the unconscious bias we have that might make us trust Black doctors or university professors less than their non-Black counterparts. It’s the snickering at people’s names, or minimizing statements like: “I don’t see race”. It’s taking to social media to criticize a building burning instead of speaking out against killer cops. It’s denying that white privilege exists. Unless non-Black people, especially white people, start learning about how anti-Black racism and white supremacy has shaped us and the societies we live in - and start challenging these systems - racism isn’t going away and Black people will continue to die. The journey to unlearning racism and white supremacy is actual work. It can be uncomfortable, but this discomfort pales in comparison to the violence Black people endure every single day. Below is a collection of resources - books, articles, organizations to donate to, etc. - that you can use to learn, share and most importantly, act. Anti-Black Racism Resources: Books: Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice Policing Black Lives by Robyn Maynard White fragility by Robin DiAngelo The Skin We’re In by Desmond Cole Black Life: Post Black Lives Matter and the Struggle for Freedom by Rinaldo Walcott and Idil Abdillahi Until We Are Free: Reflections on Black Lives Matter in Canada edited by Rodney Diverlus, Sandy Hudson, and Syrus Marcus Ware Me and White Supremacy by Layla Saad Articles and Other Readings: Me and White Supremacy: Combat Racism, Change the World, and Become a Good Ancestor 75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice Explaining White Privilege to a Broke White Person How White Parents Can Use Media to Raise Anti-Racist Kids In Conversation: Desmond Cole and Téa Mutonji For additional resources you can check out this curated list here. Places to Donate: Black Health Alliance In Memory of D'Andre Campbell George Floyd Memorial Fund Justice for Regis - Donation Black Lives Matter - Toronto Black Lives Matter - Vancouver True allyship goes beyond just being a non-racist. To dismantle racism and white supremacy we have to strive to become actively anti-racist. It's having difficult conversations with your friends and family who express anti-Black sentiments or bias. It's looking inwards and addressing your own anti-Black racism. It’s writing politicians demanding police accountability. And most importantly, it’s showing up for the Black community, fighting against racism and discrimination wherever it shows up. With hope and respect, Simran and Brittany for Leadnow Sources: [1] The CBC, [2] CNBC, [3] The Guardian, [4] The CBC, [5] The CBC, [6] CTV News Toronto, [7] The Huffington Post, [8] The Guardian,

      Susan SmithSusan SmithAylar önce
    • Susan Smith examples?

      Jon McGlynnJon McGlynnAylar önce
    • The facts

      Susan SmithSusan SmithAylar önce
    • The narrative

      Chitlins JusticeChitlins JusticeAylar önce
  • Some of us are low middle class. Not cheap Bill. Fuck HBO when is not free 😂✌🏻🇵🇷🇩🇴

    Gabriel GomezGabriel GomezAylar önce
  • I really enjoyed the laugh tracks and random shots of people gathered to laugh together.

    Sean BaldwinSean BaldwinAylar önce
  • Staying at home has wrecked this show. I see Maher's choice of interior decoration, and I question his sanity.

    Anthony VabeneAnthony VabeneAylar önce
  • Actually i have HBO ON COMCAST but snice Comcast sucks i watch on TRvision

    John SmithJohn SmithAylar önce
  • Hi, I'm a cheap bastard. What's your name?

    Mark ArrenMark ArrenAylar önce
  • Bill called me a cheap bastard! xD

    jad1079jad1079Aylar önce
  • Trump will lose his voters. Either way it's a win for sanity and Hannity.

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Monologue: All Bets Are Off | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)