Nikki Glaser: “I Miss Comfortable Sex”

Nikki Glaser remembers getting turned on by a tree branch and bemoans the lack of “comfortable sex” in her life as a single woman.
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    You Up with Nikki GlaserYou Up with Nikki Glaser3 aylar önce
    • You are gorgeous love and those legs 😍😍😍

      LuRoseLuRose23 saatler önce
    • Why bleep came? C’mon!

      broken trustbroken trustGün önce
    • too dam sexy:D and pretty funny!

      Andrew TaylorAndrew Taylor8 gün önce
    • You're pretty 😍🥰😘

      Sumanth KharviSumanth Kharvi26 gün önce
  • I Need Her In A Movie Now💯She Is Truly Herself & I Love It

    Ellishon DouglasEllishon Douglas57 dakika önce
  • I get what she’s trying to do but she’s just not funny. But she’s hot so it’s worth watching for that

    Donald DDonald D7 saatler önce
  • I would just use her...

    Violent GamerViolent Gamer10 saatler önce
  • Did she steal Amy Schumers old dress?

    raythackston1960raythackston196010 saatler önce
  • Look at those fucking legs... told myself I was not going to jack off today.

    Daniel CatalanDaniel Catalan14 saatler önce
  • Some girls just are not fun to have sex with...

    TheTimeTraveler2025TheTimeTraveler202515 saatler önce
  • That was fantastic! Also she is very hot!

    sallevador Radmansallevador Radman19 saatler önce
  • Hmm maybe her voice? She sounds annoying.

    guidofocguidofoc23 saatler önce
  • Whitney Cummings is like Lilly Singh compared to Nikki, hot and funny asf

    Bob BrizzoBob Brizzo23 saatler önce
  • Nikki is beautiful

    Ray WilliamsRay WilliamsGün önce
  • Got version of Amy Schumer.. still not funny.

    Brett BarrBrett BarrGün önce
  • Funny women rock!!!♥️😎👏🏽 and them #legs

    Sienna MMPSienna MMPGün önce
  • I'll would be sounding like a Stuka going down on this woman.

    Sal GarciaSal GarciaGün önce
  • Nice looking lady

    klynch572klynch572Gün önce
  • I hate those annoying beeps. Fucking censorship. Are we living in the middle ages? I stopped watching. Too bad

    Fernando OsorioFernando OsorioGün önce
  • This girl is a comedian. That’s for sure.

    HoaxcritHoaxcritGün önce
  • She’s actually hilarious! Great set 😄

    DHANDHAN2 gün önce
  • I wonder how people from different times in history would look at this if they could understand the language and that there's an audience. Not just from a moralistic point of view, just... everything. The woman, the comedy, the audience, what's considered funny...

    Rarigokte32Rarigokte322 gün önce
  • im dying at the 30 yr old men offended cause they have twin beds lmao

    alexisalexis2 gün önce
  • So sad

    Mimi LieblingMimi Liebling3 gün önce
  • She may be hot .... but her feet are disgusting 🤢

    Nelson GonzalezNelson Gonzalez3 gün önce
  • Goddamn those legs

    Marshall DavisMarshall Davis3 gün önce
  • Hahaha 2 1/2 minutes!

    jambajoby32jambajoby323 gün önce
  • Two dead cows on the side of the road😭😭 my fucking favorite

    daniella sepulvedadaniella sepulveda4 gün önce
  • DAMN she is so funny and so sexy

    John CooperJohn Cooper4 gün önce
  • Goddammit. I’m not often the butt of the joke, but I’m a 30-year-old with a twin bed. Guess I’ll be buying a king now.

    Michael JulianoMichael Juliano4 gün önce
  • Gottdamn, those legs tho!

    Frederick MyersFrederick Myers4 gün önce
  • How is someone this smoking hot single and complaining of a lack of sex?

    James NorrieJames Norrie5 gün önce
  • Glad I'm not the only one hypnotized by them legs.

    JonathanJonathan5 gün önce
  • She said "whoops I forgot"!!!😄

    Blaine GarciaBlaine Garcia5 gün önce
  • yo she kills. she's not just a roaster like some, she can hold it down by herself. not everyone is that legit.

    geekdiggygeekdiggy5 gün önce
  • Being on bottom is the tops 😆😆

    Esperanza MartinezEsperanza Martinez5 gün önce
  • I got a queen Girl!!

    YarikkYarikk6 gün önce
  • She’s funny like I’m laughing out loud

    Lara SpencerLara Spencer6 gün önce
  • Should try pole dancing. Comedy is not a strong point

    mxfernmxfern6 gün önce
  • I miss it to

    Pedro SalazarPedro Salazar6 gün önce
  • Funny as hell and she's got legs beautiful

    Joseph D'AngeloJoseph D'Angelo6 gün önce
  • Wiggle a bit. Okay

    Thanks for all thatThanks for all that6 gün önce
  • I think I’ve completely lost my sense of humor. Her roast jokes are laugh out loud hilariously crying funny, but here I didn’t laugh once. Maybe she’s too hot or something here.

    C3 StudiosC3 Studios7 gün önce
  • I can’t think of any performance less original

    Matthew MeyerMatthew Meyer7 gün önce
  • Someone's been doing sit-ups

    Aitor Neo LogoAitor Neo Logo7 gün önce
  • I'm sooo friggen turned on by her...I don't know why tho. Anyone else?

    C.S.AllenC.S.Allen7 gün önce
  • Does she ever not talk about sex? I just discovered her but Jesus, every video I’ve seen of her she just talks about sex over and over.

    Geno BowersGeno Bowers7 gün önce
  • She is funny and beautiful and her legs are sexy.

    Jesse RobinsonJesse Robinson7 gün önce
    • Fares Al-huri lol nice troll

      Jayla NicoleJayla Nicole2 gün önce
    • Yea, butterface tho! And here's hoping her cooch doesn't resemble her face

      Clarence G BoddickerClarence G Boddicker2 gün önce
    • That's called bitch but you said it lot nicer

      Fares Al-huriFares Al-huri4 gün önce
  • Nikki Glaser reminds me of Meg from Hercules

    MeloncholyMusicMeloncholyMusic7 gün önce
  • Yo 😂😂 the bit on top had me fucking crying

    M. williamsM. williams7 gün önce
  • “And I’m on mine right now so, I’ll f**king do what I want” 💀

    Lifegoeson100Lifegoeson1007 gün önce
  • Hot girls - standup comedy is the new trend baby

    Praveen KumarPraveen Kumar8 gün önce
  • She flaming hot 😊

    Seminio HanaSeminio Hana8 gün önce
  • shes too dam sexy

    Andrew TaylorAndrew Taylor8 gün önce
  • Milf loven 🤣💯 👇🏿👍🏿

    Michael BrownMichael Brown8 gün önce
  • I did not expect to be blown away by her legs tho!!

    Sarah ZuritaSarah Zurita8 gün önce
  • *yawns*

    me Meme Me8 gün önce
  • Legs for daaaays

    TheMontegonianTheMontegonian8 gün önce
  • They bleeped the word came

    Aaron8679Aaron86798 gün önce
  • Feeling Personally attacked! "Two dead camels on teh side of the road" is my signature move!

    Jonathan JeffreyJonathan Jeffrey8 gün önce
  • Why does every comedian have I quit drinking in their bit ?

    Ifraz AhmedIfraz Ahmed9 gün önce
  • Dear lawd...

    David JettDavid Jett9 gün önce
  • Oh my god , she is funny 'n freakin' hot

    Iwan BottosIwan Bottos9 gün önce
  • She’s beautiful.

    Pjonesmusic1Pjonesmusic19 gün önce
  • You got the boxes alright, the juice box at least one

    Joshua HerpolsheimerJoshua Herpolsheimer9 gün önce
  • lol she is so right about the side sex thats why its my favorite also a good one is the slip n slide when you're both exhausted you just get her to lay face down and you don't even have to use your arms just push off with your feet and use her back sweat as a slip n slide... xD works better on curvy girls

    Ben HinmanBen Hinman10 gün önce
  • Probably one of my favorit comedians together with Tom papa. Always talk like they want, great topics i either can laugh much about or relate to.

    Simon KSimon K10 gün önce
  • hideous

    is everybody in *is everybody in *10 gün önce
  • Reading down through the comments the guys are all commenting about her legs. Well, I was impressed by those stilettos!

    MargoMargo10 gün önce
    • THE INNER GOD Ooh La La!

      MargoMargo6 gün önce
    • She can leave those on 😉

  • Why the beeps

    Manohar PrasadManohar Prasad10 gün önce
  • My God those legs

    Stephen RStephen R10 gün önce
  • I don't know her, but I have to say that for female comedians period jokes are not as prevalent as sex jokes. Seriously every female comedian points out that she is female in her standups, if that's make sense

    Nefeli LazaridiNefeli Lazaridi10 gün önce
    • I thought that too until I realised most male comedians talk about sex or women literally every time

      AcornPlaysAcornPlays9 gün önce
  • Those Green shoes really go with a Light colored dress ..... WHAT A BITCH !!!! JK !

    PALADINPALADIN10 gün önce
Nikki Glaser: “I Miss Comfortable Sex”