Nikki Glaser: “I Miss Comfortable Sex”

Nikki Glaser remembers getting turned on by a tree branch and bemoans the lack of “comfortable sex” in her life as a single woman.
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  • Nikki representing women in comedy!!! :D keep it up!

    Israel-Did-9/11Israel-Did-9/1123 dakika önce
  • Women only can do comedy on sex shit is repetitive

    Shut da fuck UpShut da fuck Up4 saatler önce
  • Lol how many times can your blonde friend talk about bjs without giving you one before you are like "i get it...can i finish eating my hot dog in silence?”

    Dad's Freetime Classic GamingDad's Freetime Classic Gaming4 saatler önce
  • Nice wheels!

    Gregor MillerGregor Miller4 saatler önce
  • Comfortable sex? Form a committed relationship with an uncircumcised man.

    alnot01alnot015 saatler önce
  • No man of real value could ever commit with this. I bet she would be a great fuck though.

    Jay YounJay Youn6 saatler önce
  • Cringy . Cheap layup sex jokes from an attractive woman ..... none of that was funny because she IS attractive . Any dude would fuck her , no man would want to marry her . There are only a few truly funny female comics and she ain’t one

    WildNorth AdventuresWildNorth Adventures11 saatler önce
  • Pig.

    John CJohn C14 saatler önce
  • Of course another routine about sex

    Ethos ThirteenEthos Thirteen14 saatler önce
  • Love this chick! She's hilarious!

    Have A Nice DayHave A Nice Day18 saatler önce
  • 🤮 So classy.

    Wolveryne 7.62Wolveryne 7.6218 saatler önce
  • Nikkei I got u just inbox me

    T TuckT Tuck22 saatler önce
  • She looks like George Bush turned tranny

    Wfijvddjj KlngfdghWfijvddjj KlngfdghGün önce
  • “The only virgin with hpv” Dead

    BadGamerBadGamerGün önce
  • Typical modern slut.

    Jason HicksJason HicksGün önce
  • hot

    JJGün önce
  • 1st time i've seen Nikki - hopefully she will tour England. Far funnier than Schumer

    Steve EfcSteve EfcGün önce
  • Haha she’s good Best hot female I’ve heard yet

    Snap C1tySnap C1tyGün önce
    • What ugly female comedians do you like better?

      Roost ExposéRoost Exposé2 saatler önce
  • Shes pretty honest comic!! ⭐

    j Gj GGün önce
  • 1st Amendment is freedom of speech... but how the f*** is it freedom of speech, when you can't say the word phuck?!?!? LMAO WTF *just Sayin*

    j Gj GGün önce
  • Bro she’s my spirit animal

    Art of LifeArt of LifeGün önce
  • Why does Amy Schumer have a bigger career than her?

    Emma SellersEmma SellersGün önce
    • Better writers

      Dad's Freetime Classic GamingDad's Freetime Classic Gaming4 saatler önce
  • I dont find her jokes funny like wtf

    bangtans advocatebangtans advocateGün önce
    • AND STOP COMPLAINING

      Israel-Did-9/11Israel-Did-9/1121 dakika önce
    • WATCH HER ROAST

      Israel-Did-9/11Israel-Did-9/1122 dakika önce
  • 4:51 What is a "rogering"? (if I'm spelling that right, and I'm probably not)

    ja maguireja maguire2 gün önce
  • Goddamn, she's funny.

    Matt KMatt K2 gün önce
  • Is there a female comedian that talks about something other than sex and their vagina?

    Andrew DAndrew D2 gün önce
  • She's equally unfunny as Amy Schumer. The dumbest "comedy" for the dumbest people.

    nevernudes69nevernudes692 gün önce
  • She does have sexy legs

    Ruben ContrerasRuben Contreras2 gün önce
  • I would sauce her boss . I’d go to town .

    Goober SauceGoober Sauce2 gün önce
    • Thats the irony. These jokes are for an uglier person.

      Dad's Freetime Classic GamingDad's Freetime Classic Gaming4 saatler önce
  • Nikki Glaser is a nice combination of good legs and bad jokes.

    vandergruffvandergruff2 gün önce
  • When are ya cumming to Atlanta?

    Dale SaylorsDale Saylors2 gün önce
  • Punchlines are beeped....dont bother watching

    MGTOW_ BetoMGTOW_ Beto2 gün önce
  • Shes looking fine AF right now.

    Browne HawkBrowne Hawk3 gün önce
  • A buddy of mine plays in the NFL he said "A bunch of black dudes from the Rams used to bang her"

    Fat Ash ReviewsFat Ash Reviews3 gün önce
  • Lazy bum!

    Ant NamAnt Nam3 gün önce
  • she's a hottie

    Blair D.Blair D.3 gün önce
  • Does every female stand up comedian center their material on sex and relationships? Starting to get old. Her bit had some comical moments, but it’s the same repackaged “shock the audience with how dirty I can be” material.

    Aaron DeatonAaron Deaton3 gün önce
  • Nikki Glaser is Definitely a swallower.

    AoiGPAoiGP3 gün önce
  • Why is this so fucking true😂😂😂

    64ohiostate64ohiostate3 gün önce
  • TMI

    chakrafina casanovachakrafina casanova3 gün önce
  • PEEP ! pffffff

    Gene AckermansGene Ackermans4 gün önce
  • That Verizon joke hit home

    Michelle A.Michelle A.4 gün önce
  • omg those legs tho

    andy gonzaloandy gonzalo4 gün önce
  • Bad title. Didn't expect the material to be so good! She's funny.

    foreverseetheforeverseethe4 gün önce
  • Outside of this woman being stereotypical "hot", and not been accused of stealing jokes... how is she different from Amy? They do the same brand of jokes... they even use the same facial expressions and Mannerisms.

    HonestFellowHonestFellow5 gün önce
  • She's fine as fuck

    Cory FieldsCory Fields5 gün önce
  • HILARIOUS! Why would they bleep "CAME"??? A person can't even use a swear word where she used "came" in that sentence. RIDICULOUS #CENSORSHIP *** Oh, she should have used the word, "orgasmed," as in, "and I ORGASMED twice" - now I get it. She likes to SEXUAL INTERCOURSE guys and gals, not "f>ck" them.

    Real CreatureReal Creature5 gün önce
  • She says: *SEX* Audience: HAhAhAHAHaHA

    Euphoric EugeneEuphoric Eugene5 gün önce
  • She's funny but I'm tired of 'I'm such a slut" routine

    Aniket SengarAniket Sengar5 gün önce
  • Extra long twin, omfg 😂🤣

    Bex LeannBex Leann5 gün önce
  • Seriously?! Censorship?! @#&% this!

    CamongamingCamongaming5 gün önce
  • 😂

    Ree _ DV9Ree _ DV95 gün önce
  • Amy Schumer Part II - Talk sex and nothing else funny

    njt002njt0025 gün önce
  • She is so Hot!!!

    Larry WhipitLarry Whipit6 gün önce
  • Yeah...not funny. Same timing, delivery and style as every other mediocre female comic.....sounds just like Schumar

    JangoMikeJangoMike6 gün önce
  • She really deserves a few repetitive orgasms..missionary style..I only wish 😍🙂

    Rocarlos DavisRocarlos Davis6 gün önce
  • Just kidding..I would do meth for her eyes only 😍

    Rocarlos DavisRocarlos Davis6 gün önce
  • She needs to eat red meat and chicken more often..I know right?🤫😍🙂

    Rocarlos DavisRocarlos Davis6 gün önce
  • Honestly not too funny. Amusing but not funny

    Walker RobertsWalker Roberts6 gün önce
  • Dumb bitch talks about sex that's all she talks about. Shit comedian.

    Goonizumi TVGoonizumi TV6 gün önce
  • She gotta an body

    Gregory GlassGregory Glass6 gün önce
  • Hope not she is lyin she gotta a man

    Gregory GlassGregory Glass6 gün önce
  • Nikki has Amy Schumer’s delivery. Prettier to watch though

    Lola PaloozaLola Palooza6 gün önce
    • Similar, but at least she doesn't do the "so, um...." after EVERY JOKE, like a verbal rimshot.

      Dave CoonsDave Coons4 gün önce
  • Didn't laugh once, this shit is terrible lol.. Im a slut, sex..ect. Its all the same shit we've heard before.

    Travis 1994.Travis 1994.6 gün önce
  • 😅 RODGERING

    Shawn TaylorShawn Taylor7 gün önce
  • I'd hurt myself trying to get to the other end of those legs. Shes HOTT..

    Tim WaldroupTim Waldroup7 gün önce
  • The only funny thing about this is the fact that there are people who actually find this funny.

    Alina pAlina p7 gün önce
  • Sexy fucking legs!

    Big Baby DogDawgBig Baby DogDawg7 gün önce
  • shes funny! lmao

    irainkoolaid2irainkoolaid27 gün önce
  • Wow what an awkward comedian.

    electrabotelectrabot7 gün önce
Nikki Glaser: “I Miss Comfortable Sex”