Women Overthink, Men Underthink | Russell Peters

#SaturdayStandUp This was the first night of shooting for #RedWhiteAndBrown (2008) I never ended up using the footage for many different reasons but here’s a clip anyway... I think it still rings true! 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂 Ladies please just let us live! 😂😂😂
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  • It’s called mental cardio. Isn’t that a great name for it? I can’t take credit for that bit: I heard it on another site. It’s exhausting. I know it’s because women take care of the kids and men take care of other things. Love ya Russell. It’s so awesome to see your standup again!!!

    Allison BauchAllison Bauch57 dakika önce
  • *Me sits still thinking about nothing *Mom: you're fucking high or drunk

    Robert Vincent NongkynrihRobert Vincent NongkynrihSaatler önce
  • The accuracy!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    Swati SinhaSwati Sinha8 gün önce
  • Russel Peters : "Men can sit they’re for 15 minutes thinking about nothing" Random Men : Sits for 2 hours doing nothing link below trvision.net/detail/video-x8zFL-0rBAw.html&feature=emb_logo

    Marco AntiligandoMarco Antiligando10 gün önce
  • I had this kinda conversation with my wife. Alas! She wasn't convinced.

    Aatif ahmedAatif ahmed10 gün önce
  • So true

    Virgo SusiloVirgo Susilo11 gün önce
  • That's why men died early

    Rio WinaryoRio Winaryo11 gün önce
  • No. Women don't think. They react and extrapolate feelings. They do crazy illogical stuff based offa how they feel in the moment and then backwards rationalise and blame the man for it.

    Alex GeorgievAlex Georgiev13 gün önce
    • @Sally 1233 I don't hate women darling. You either love or understand women. I understand them. Fwiw I've had 3 very attractive women want to marry and have kids with me. Move along.

      Alex GeorgievAlex Georgiev12 gün önce
  • Men hunt and rest. Woman take care of children, which need attention 24 hour a day.

    Gil CohenGil Cohen14 gün önce
  • How the hell did he make that subject even remotely funny? I'm clearly letting too much hilarious stuff go bye me each day without noticing it.

    Bill BlinkyBill Blinky14 gün önce
  • Wow so true.

    Adrian AnikeenkoAdrian Anikeenko15 gün önce
  • If you picked a woman, who you are with, and she asks you fucked up questions, this is not a woman's problem, it is yours LOOOOOOOOL

    vk sopranovk soprano16 gün önce
  • Whaddayathink smoking a joint does? 15 minutes is just the beginning 🚬

    R RR R19 gün önce
  • I really liked Russell, but I lost a lot of respect for him today. He straight up plagiarized the content for this act from Mark Gungor's "Tale of Two Brains" trvision.net/detail/video-3XjUFYxSxDk.html. Such a shame!

    Kamran AnsariKamran Ansari21 gün önce
  • Imagine censoring comedy. Please fix this cringe of censoring comedy videos.

    DarkinDarkin22 gün önce
  • So damn true. I thought my first serious girlfriend wasn't the right fit until realizing that all women think like her. There is no escaping the difficulties. We're doing better now. Thanks, stand up comedy ;p

    Tony SantaTony Santa24 gün önce
  • Old Russell was better

    Vikram CothurVikram Cothur26 gün önce
  • He is telling the truth. They overthinking it and it becomes a scenario of something never took place. The worst thing is after good brain eating you starting to believe that too😕

    Anar MeherremovAnar Meherremov26 gün önce
  • I think its the opposite.

    Amit KushwahaAmit Kushwaha29 gün önce
  • Women: I wonder what he's thinking about there Men: trvision.net/detail/video-gsNaR6FRuO0.html

    - K- KAylar önce
  • Lmao. Title should be just the opposite.

    JC ChavezJC ChavezAylar önce
  • Men stare at the wall not thinking about anything...... Well it's an open secret we really don't think about anything *that we want to share* so yeah we think about nothing 😉

    Basir Abbas GardeziBasir Abbas GardeziAylar önce
  • I thought this sounded familiar.. trvision.net/detail/video-3XjUFYxSxDk.html

    Jason WaltJason WaltAylar önce
  • I’m a girl and I have the ability to shut off my brain UWU BOW BEFORE THE GAN (girl/man) XDDD

    LuckyUni OwOLuckyUni OwOAylar önce
  • So accurate

    Mingge TayengMingge TayengAylar önce
  • Fuk your generalization Russell! Women aren’t all the same. Some of us stay in quiteness and dont like to be bothered either. Stop showing women as crazy and annoying.

    Y RamadanY RamadanAylar önce
  • trvision.net/detail/video-814eR5K7KD8.html did you borrow from him or was it the other way around?

    Jacqui StrippoliJacqui StrippoliAylar önce
  • But you fire right back and ask her to make that same promise. Maybe men's 15 min of nothing is opening up ourselves to God. "Alright God what do you got for me today?" *15 mins...

    IqarP15IqarP15Aylar önce
  • This reminds me of speaker and author on relationships Mark Gungor's "A Tale of Two Brains" 😅😅 trvision.net/detail/video-3XjUFYxSxDk.html It's so similar to what Russell said here, it's almost uncanny.

    Syed Hasan MohiuddinSyed Hasan MohiuddinAylar önce
  • I dont know about girls but the thought less thing about man is so true..

    Charles MoshaharyCharles MoshaharyAylar önce
  • lot of Chinese ppl in the crowd

    JJ VeliyannukaranJJ VeliyannukaranAylar önce
  • Hey Canadian Russ give this indian JJ a shoutout

    JJ VeliyannukaranJJ VeliyannukaranAylar önce
  • Its very true abt that men..we dnt think anything sometimes..its just blank

    joshua jamesjoshua jamesAylar önce
  • fuck, I can't do this 15 minutes not thinking shit. I have to meditate for that. Like 5 times a year)

    Vadim VadimVadim VadimAylar önce
  • Omg im dating a girl like this right now... sometimes it makes me wish i was gay. so i dont have to put up with that kind of BS.

    CynicalCynicalAylar önce
  • He describe my marriage very accurately

    JimjutsuJimjutsuAylar önce
  • Hello to the random person who's reading this, your amazing and you can change the world Yes you are awesome 🙂

    Bilal MaisoorBilal MaisoorAylar önce
  • There's a social study on this actually.

    alan armanalan armanAylar önce
  • It's not true that we can sit down and think about nothing for 15 minutes straigth. No one can do that. Male or female, our brains are not wired like that. As men, we're just too ashamed to admit what it was we were thinking about. Women, as far as my experience goes, think about things that matter in that exact moment. But we can be thinking about... Ranging from "Which one of Spiderman's costumes was the best?" to "the mysteries of quantum mechanics." But any end of this spectrum is just to embarrasing to admit because it's got nothing to do with the question at hand. Going back to the "our brains are not wired like that" argument, women's brains seem to be hard-wired to solve the imminet problem. (They do seem to look like they like to harbor them until they are sure that they can drop on us like a ton of bricks, but hey, we do tend to look up into the skies and wonder about that shiny thing when more pressing matters are at hand..) That's not to say they can't solve higher ones, just that they seem to take on the one that's presssing at that particular moment. We, men, pick and choose when it comes to problems. And we like to pick out the ones that seems harder. Is it because we can postpone it just becasue it's harder, or because it's easier to postpone it? There has to be a reason why we invented the idea of "to agree to disagree."

    AS YTAS YTAylar önce
  • "Your girlfriend dreams you did something f'd up and she's mad at you." Been there. Wasn't pleasant or logical. Stop reflecting and say what you think, girl! We, men, are literal.

    AS YTAS YTAylar önce
  • rofl

    calvin trancalvin tranAylar önce
  • This idea is copied from another comedienne ....sad

    Chandralekha TampiChandralekha TampiAylar önce
  • men can think of nothing, blessed from God

    GedubrakGedubrakAylar önce
  • You got that wrong; women function gtom "feeling", guesses and hope. Men use logic for thought. men get in trouble when they "feel"; like getting married!!!! nature's gsme!!

    R W Van DykeR W Van DykeAylar önce
  • Even if I've seen this bit for 10 times, it still makes me smile

    Sujay JadhaoSujay JadhaoAylar önce
  • Nice for a few laughs, but l disagree . Women always think petty at best . Men abstract and contemplate .

    Ramesh DubeyRamesh DubeyAylar önce
  • Well russell has lifted this joke in and out from marriage expert Mark Gungor's "A tale of two brains". Don't know when this show happened, but " A tale of two brains" was uploaded 9 years ago. Its in youtube only. That one is better. Didn't expect this from russell. Very sad if russell has picked this one up.

    Debasish DuttaDebasish DuttaAylar önce
  • men get mad over dreams too ahahaha I literally got ignored for three or four days not long ago by my partner because he had a very realistic dream about my sleeping with his best mate...... bruh...... IT WAS A FUCKING DREAMMMMMM!!!! ahahahaha

    Chloe yungChloe yungAylar önce
  • huH is that why there are no female monks

    OnfroiOnfroiAylar önce
  • Lol

    Baqir AhmadBaqir AhmadAylar önce
  • He is a genius

    Rishi SharmaRishi SharmaAylar önce
  • I feel like he regreted spelling the word son of a b....tch. 😂

    Bernard BruceBernard BruceAylar önce
  • Is it reallllllyyyyyy true that men can sit staring without thinking anything AT ALL??? 😮

    bijoyata yonzonbijoyata yonzonAylar önce
    • @Bert thanks. I get it, now. It's like me day dreaming about how my life would be if I am this or that..and weaving an entire life story in my mind. Yet I would not be able to narrate to others as I know that is so irrelevant. Hahaha. Thanks a lot.

      bijoyata yonzonbijoyata yonzonAylar önce
    • We just tend to space out of reality and go into a phase where we think of very pointless things or look at something for minutes straight. It's just something stupid that it's not worth being talked about. Which is why we always say "nothing." My guess is our inner boy imagination kicking in, which usually results in random things like for example, "if we dropped a slice of bread on opposite sides of the planet, will the Earth become a sandwich?" And then we just think about a situation where humanity, for whatever reason, agree to make Earth a sandwich and feed ourselves to a some space god while thinking of ways to survive it. And yes, I thought of this. Sounds rediculous, right?

      BertBertAylar önce
  • Facts.

    Vladimir PutinVladimir PutinAylar önce
  • Great jokes but no need to use foul language in such a public place. It just demeans you as a nice person.

    Tom LewTom Lew2 aylar önce
  • I don't understand men!

    PhoebePhoebe2 aylar önce
  • How true is that?

    Michael McPheeMichael McPhee2 aylar önce
  • As a woman, I had kind of the opposite situation happen. I was with my man and I started zoning out into space. He said “I know that look on your face means you’re mad at me.” And I was like “what? I’m not mad at you...?”

    xxIluvyouguysxxxxIluvyouguysxx2 aylar önce
  • So, there's this old comedian video explaining how humans brain works by describing the brain as full of different boxes. Y'all seen it. And I decided to share it on fb. I swear to god, it was night time like 3 am, the next morning my mom was pissed AF! And I just had no fucking clue she was offended by the video. Later on she came up saying, sooooo this is how it's gonna be, huh? U think of nothing? And our brain is always on fire, huh? Well guess who's gonna cook for you now, mister. She went off the roof man. 😂😂😂😂😂🤪

    Arvin KamberiArvin Kamberi2 aylar önce
  • I don't come out of my 'nothing' time until the screensaver hit the corner perfectly

    Pratyay DeyPratyay Dey2 aylar önce
  • 👫👫👫

    Jayant JoshiJayant Joshi2 aylar önce
  • Agreed.... I can sit for hours and think nothing

    GhalibmeerGhalibmeer2 aylar önce
  • I like to hear the truth. But it is interesting that it’s true that guys can turn their brain off. I can now, but when I was younger, I would always think about stuff.

    Lori WolfcatLori Wolfcat2 aylar önce
  • First of all "HOW COULD SOMEONE THINK ABOUT NOTHING ???"

    SWEET BEAR FANFICTIONSSWEET BEAR FANFICTIONS2 aylar önce
  • men think about nothing? 🤣🤣 men are the most overthinkers ive ever dealt with

    Noura AlkanhalNoura Alkanhal2 aylar önce
  • And russel *Overtalk* .....🤣🤣🤣

    Dragon diariesDragon diaries2 aylar önce
  • Wish I could spend 15 minutes and thnk of nothing. Who thought it's that easy for so many humans?

    Sharon EfeeSharon Efee2 aylar önce
    • It's in the dna of every men haha

      Yacine ChaichiYacine Chaichi2 aylar önce
  • share with meeeee! 😂😂

    MarHer HernguezMarHer Hernguez2 aylar önce
  • And i was worried that I was the only person who had this problem of not thinking

    Samarth KapoorSamarth Kapoor2 aylar önce
  • I have always wonder how does it feel not to think of nothing

    Susana FernandezSusana Fernandez2 aylar önce
Women Overthink, Men Underthink | Russell Peters