Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles

One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.
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Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.



  • Dude, Ethan and Mark started sweating trying to rip the phone book lmfao

    Arctic Wolf BeautyArctic Wolf Beauty11 saatler önce
  • I-

    hdi4 uhdi4 u13 saatler önce
  • This would probably take me a whole day

    starlightstarlight15 saatler önce
  • these phone books are from the city i live in wonderful

    v loominativ loominatiGün önce
  • imagine how many fires you can get going with a phone book...... brb gonna go get a phonebook

    Finnley LauerFinnley Lauer2 gün önce
  • Annuses for the win.

    HerbieHerbie2 gün önce
  • Mark beat Ethan yet again lmfaooo

    Gamaliel GodriforthGamaliel Godriforth2 gün önce
  • No one: Bert from Mary Poppins 1:44

    Jenna BalmerJenna Balmer2 gün önce
  • listen to this with your eyes closed

    LeonaJ 60LeonaJ 602 gün önce
  • So basically what you’re saying is they’re Jeremy Clarkson and James May

    Oliver BlemsterOliver Blemster2 gün önce
  • Ethan might have finished first but mark tried harder and actually ripped it in half. I think mark won this one

    Monny BooMonny Boo2 gün önce
  • 6:59-7:10 Every Dragon Ball Z fight sequence's audio EVER!

    00SULLY00SULLY3 gün önce
  • lowkey crying over the fact that they have the StLouis yellow pages 😍😍

    KelpseaKelpsea4 gün önce
  • It seriously sounds like Mark is trying to do some kind of Naruto-like taijutsu. I keep expecting him to burst into fire and open the final gate inside his soul.

    Bubbly OasisBubbly Oasis4 gün önce
  • anyone notice Ethan has pansexual colors on?

    Lillian StachelLillian Stachel4 gün önce
  • I love Chica in the corner just chilling.

    Hmmm MHmmm M4 gün önce
  • This was my birthday video

    Jenny MayJenny May6 gün önce
  • *Æ*

    Mc SqueezomsMc Squeezoms6 gün önce
  • Conspiracy Theory: Ethan saw that Mark was getting close to ripping it in half, so he delayed the ending, constantly "bragging" about his win over Mark so that Mark would win and it would be a satisfying ending... :)

    LoganLogan6 gün önce
  • If they ended the video before we got to see mark succeed I would have RIOTED

    OhhKayOhhKay7 gün önce
  • If they ended the video before we got to see mark succeed I would have RIOTED

    OhhKayOhhKay7 gün önce
  • it's easier if you break the spine in half (across the pages, not length wise) and then you pull the two halves appart

    George PittGeorge Pitt7 gün önce
  • Oh shit mark did it

    Doodlegem EmeraDoodlegem Emera8 gün önce
  • Mark's Brute Strength Prevails

    JellyBOB7190JellyBOB71908 gün önce
  • They do know that paper is actually super fuckin strong, right?

    Sweet TeaSweet Tea8 gün önce
  • Sakura & Mark: *CHAAAA!*

    Joshua KovacsJoshua Kovacs8 gün önce
  • Audience: "Hey Mark, can you do an impression of link from Legend of Zelda?" Mark: "Hyuh!!! Hya!!!"

    Justyce ShivnerJustyce Shivner8 gün önce
  • Imagine if the video ended just as Mark's phonebook started to rip in half.

    SimpleCasterSimpleCaster8 gün önce
  • I just watched a video of two men grunting and moaning for 14 minutes

    moon knightmoon knight8 gün önce
  • That wasn't a fair tutorial to watch since that guy was using a phone book 1/4 of the size as the ones Mark and Ethan are using.

    Michelle DiPaloMichelle DiPalo8 gün önce
  • I was so scared mark was gonna break or crack the table when he put his foot on the phone book while it was on the table 😂

    Rebekah MillsRebekah Mills9 gün önce
  • The fart killed me 😅😅🤣😂

    sepanta hadiyansepanta hadiyan9 gün önce
  • You are supposed to place it in an S side, from the paper side then push and pull with diffemremt hand, i am not good at explaining

    Rap Game ProductionRap Game Production9 gün önce
  • Unus you fukk mark won stop being a cocky asshole just because you teared a little bit of the book

    Anthony. MAnthony. M10 gün önce
    • Mark is a cocky asshole literally every single episode.

      Zach GoffZach Goff6 gün önce
  • why do they have phone books from St. Louis...?

    Victoria AungerVictoria Aunger10 gün önce
  • I’m surprised they haven’t opened the book in half and tore it from there 😂

    AshleyAshley10 gün önce
  • Ethan:*says that mark is losing* Me:*notices that Mark is about to tear a thick ass phone book In half with brute force and the v thingy* um ethan? He gonna do it.

    Gimpy GrumptunGimpy Grumptun10 gün önce
  • I completely forgot about "OASIS!!" untill Ethan said it lmao

    imagine being a mouseimagine being a mouse10 gün önce
  • Hey im in St. Louis :)

    Scotty NipplesonScotty Nippleson11 gün önce
  • Honestly Mark has a lot of determination. He did not give up until he did it.

    Lariann AllenLariann Allen11 gün önce
  • Mark: "Who formatted this, what army of people" Ethan: "idk cause honestly it doesn't seem super intuitive" Me: My brother literally went to preschool with the son who's dad invented yellow book and was friends with the family lol I'll let them know

    Aimee XRAimee XR11 gün önce
  • Reminds me of that one GameGrumps joke in some kirby dreamlands video, or something

    Fool MoonFool Moon12 gün önce
  • I’m sorry but Mark goin “What the fuck what the *fuck* what the *f u c k*.......it’s a fly” was so funny to mekajsjsjks

    Deku BrogleDeku Brogle12 gün önce
  • Mark and Ethan: were going to rip this in half Me: *opens book half way* Also me: well boys looks like we’ve got a job well done

    Yeet YeetYeet Yeet12 gün önce
  • Mark talking to phone book: “ You know you’re gonna break, I’M SO MUCH HANDSOMER THAN YOU!”

    Riley FrancisRiley Francis12 gün önce
  • Just think about that. How many people can say they have ripped a whole phone book in half?

    Latisha VivianLatisha Vivian12 gün önce
  • I love how everyone just uses unus and annus😂 my friends have no idea who I mean when I talk abt them like that

    Tirza JagerTirza Jager13 gün önce
  • Mythbusters did an episode of ripping phone books in half and talk about the trick to it.

    Seohn AranysSeohn Aranys14 gün önce
  • This should be named man struggles to rip a phone book in half for 15 minutes

    Wyatt MoyerWyatt Moyer14 gün önce
  • At the very end I wanted it to cut to ethan with the surprise pikachu face over his face

    Nate *Nate *14 gün önce
  • “long dick status” the unus annus way to say big dick energy

    Iolana PickettIolana Pickett14 gün önce
  • such wimpy little noodle arms :D but still nice video to watch :D

    vegetayamivegetayami14 gün önce
  • 8:03 the best face in the world

    Enzo LopesEnzo Lopes14 gün önce
  • me cheering on mark: "OASIS OASIS OASIS"

    Just ErinJust Erin14 gün önce
  • Jesus, Mark is jacked

    Tigg23e4Tigg23e415 gün önce
  • did anyone else think ethan was gonna start tearing each page in half one by one?

    superlolgal555superlolgal55515 gün önce
  • I got so excited when they said they had St. Louis yellow pages!! How did they get those??

    Alyssa BennettAlyssa Bennett15 gün önce
  • the raw sexual energy mark exudes at the end of the video is stunning

    perpetual mothsperpetual moths15 gün önce
  • My parents have a stack of Yellow Pages in the office, just stacked there. They aren't used, but my parents are too lazy to get rid of them.

    Bubbly ChubblyBubbly Chubbly15 gün önce
  • Interesting

    XenoohXenooh16 gün önce
  • Ayyy this is my birthday video!

    Sugar CrystalSugar Crystal16 gün önce
  • ...is there a St. Louis in California? If not, why are they using yellow pages from my area? Lol geeze

    Kimori SutoKimori Suto16 gün önce
  • Us annuses will never let the unuses win 😘✌🏻

    Maxwell GrimsleyMaxwell Grimsley16 gün önce
  • So this point definitely goes to Mark, that took some sheer will and power, still I feel like Ethan is not really getting that appreciated so props to him as well since it really is the two of them that make this channel so great, I think some people dont understand the fact that apart Unus and Annus mean nothing... how foolish of you not to enjoy both sides while you have the chance...

    Sunflower LemonSongSunflower LemonSong16 gün önce
  • Dam mad respect to mark shrew determination with there ..

    Red-Love-83Red-Love-8316 gün önce
  • Am I the only one who expects to see something pop off from their bodies?

    Brayden PLAYZBrayden PLAYZ17 gün önce
  • I can rip a phonebook in half and I can roll up a frying pan

    Aidan MeidingerAidan Meidinger17 gün önce
  • One time we had a school asembaly and two men came as guest. They ripped a phone book in half and they also bent a pan handle. This happened when I was younger so we did this other thing, one of the guys held a metal bar and me and another student grabbed each side and the guy lifted us up and spun us.

    Hi, I'm MeHi, I'm Me17 gün önce
  • The badass look Mark had at the end looked like John Wick's, right? Awesome

    Anabek BondAnabek Bond17 gün önce
  • Did I just watch 2 men man handle a phone book for 13 minets?

    YukoYuko17 gün önce
Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles