The Best Purchase Of My Life.

Schlatt tries a bidet. New plushies drop this Friday @
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Schlatt is fed up with his rich white friends telling him to buy a bidet so he goes and does it. We get some footage of Schlatt's cat Jambo, as well as some funny footage of him on the toilet. Truly disgusting, that some people would use this horrible machine. The bidet squirts a firm, cold blast of water right where it matters and oh wow is it hot. Almost as hot as Minx and Schlatt being cute together on Austin's Love Or Host, or maybe when Schlatt called Minx on the phone or when Schlatt dated Minx. Schlatt also played Minecraft with TommyInnit one time but that has absolutely nothing to do with this video. Don't use Great Value toilet paper.



  • I got the summer edition plushes 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽 for jschlatt

    Cristina GarciaCristina Garcia20 dakika önce
  • Japanese toilets ?

    aiseeaisee5 saatler önce
  • William osman couldve sent you the one he made

    Fart SoundeffectFart Soundeffect7 saatler önce
  • Id rather wipe my ass with sand paper than a bide

    feeffeef12 saatler önce
  • 00:14 well, that makes two of us

    Gutchy ManGutchy Man13 saatler önce
  • watching jschlatt shitting is an honor

    Charles officialCharles official15 saatler önce
  • schlatt gets the worst bidet and then complains about it. lol.

    pastale The sansperpastale The sansper17 saatler önce
  • 3:58 Schlatt pubes


    ρꪖꪑᛕꪊꫀꪻꪻꫀ お茶ρꪖꪑᛕꪊꫀꪻꪻꫀ お茶21 saatler önce
  • I completely hate it how Americans do not understand bidets... If you wanna try it and have a great first impression *you must buy the handheld one because I too don’t trust that setup...*

    Elizabeth Del castilloElizabeth Del castillo23 saatler önce
  • Schlatt... you don’t do that... *you buy the hand held one*

    Elizabeth Del castilloElizabeth Del castillo23 saatler önce
  • i got a bidet and it is good :)

    RyanRyanGün önce
  • LMAO🤣

    Marvin PardoMarvin PardoGün önce
  • schlatt will have a stroke when he sees 1% of people stand and use bidet’s

    Who’s WhoWho’s WhoGün önce
  • I use the shower wand

    Not a SniperNot a SniperGün önce
  • A better solution would be wetting the ass with low pressure water, then wiping with paper.

    Mako MaggoMako MaggoGün önce
  • Alt channel name: Angry American spews bullshit

    HavokidkHavokidkGün önce
  • bidets are superior 😂

    Elijah isokElijah isokGün önce
  • THIS is why i love watching Schlatt💀😭

    Ell0mi _Ell0mi _Gün önce
  • Wait people actually stand up to wipe their ass?

    Lelz Guy21Lelz Guy21Gün önce
  • The boys lunch table:

    NevrinNevrinGün önce
  • Soup

    Rano not found bgRano not found bgGün önce
  • 4:28 Why did I also flinch

    Pota broPota broGün önce
  • “Optimal shit arodinamics” really jslatt

    Dream SMP shorts and clipsDream SMP shorts and clipsGün önce
  • Where I live you can’t get a toilet without one😂 1. *they’re actually warm idk what you had but something was wrong and they don’t squirt too hard* 2. Mate- mate your supposed to aim idk how y’didn’t think of that maybe it’s because here we’ve all been using one since we were 3 and can aim without looking at what we’re aiming at but still- 3. ITS MORE FUCKIN SANITARY MAN

    Abyss66Abyss66Gün önce
  • Us filipinos normally wash our butts. And that is why there's so much toilet paper

    Natsu Not FoundNatsu Not FoundGün önce
  • just wait until he found out the asian way.

    akkicoakkicoGün önce
  • Jschlatt sittin' on the toilet?

    Ciatric SeahawksCiatric SeahawksGün önce
  • the cat sensed his feelings and was filled with terror

    cuddle feeshcuddle feeshGün önce
  • Sad that Jambo isn’t Schlatt’s number one purchase :(

    juicysoups_juicysoups_Gün önce
  • Bro I’m used to it

    T.E.A.T.E.A.2 gün önce
  • I like how his cat is just deathly afraid when you points the camera at it after the bidet shoots all over the wall.

    SpaceFlyeSpaceFlye2 gün önce
  • the way jambo sidestepped lmao

    AerAer2 gün önce
  • Asian do wash not wipe since we are dishwashers

    Rangga Kusuma DinataRangga Kusuma Dinata2 gün önce
  • Filipinos: *uses tabo*🙂

    Leigh BarlaanLeigh Barlaan2 gün önce
  • I just realized he treats his cat the same way he treats tubbo

    DetectiveDetective2 gün önce
  • Oh no the bidet

    PikachuisyellowPikachuisyellow2 gün önce
  • 4:30 This one jumpscare actually got me

    Slappy SalmonSlappy Salmon3 gün önce
  • I bought sunglasses and a coke for a homeless man, I used my mothers money and it was my first encounter with a begger so I rushed. Speed through the story, my mother gets mad, we all laugh it out, now it's a joke my family can never forget because we always see him on the streets using the glasses I gave him.

    JafmanJafman3 gün önce
  • I felt that.

    Simplified+Simplified+3 gün önce
    • JShred

      Simplified+Simplified+3 gün önce
  • I'm more of the opposing party. How the fuck are you all comfortable of wiping your shit with toilet paper? Then wearing your underwear, and pants afterwards?? That shit's nasty

    ReddblueReddblue3 gün önce
  • I actually grew up using a bidet.

    Hooded Tomahawk GamerHooded Tomahawk Gamer3 gün önce
  • then again think about how much money you would save if you don't spend money on toilet paper

    DinoDeBlueDinoDeBlue3 gün önce
  • It's 10 pm and I'm babysitting I shouldn't be laughing this hard rn

    Ethan's labyrinthEthan's labyrinth4 gün önce
  • This existed long back ago in India.

    comrade doggocomrade doggo4 gün önce
  • how was this only 7min im dying

    RoyRayRoyRay4 gün önce
  • I think they stand up because they think they are the real slim shady

    Bread BearBread Bear4 gün önce
  • me and my hole family uses the bidet

    PedroPedro4 gün önce

    Ender GamingEnder Gaming4 gün önce
  • 1:10 when you eat something messy do you (WASH) your hands or do you just wipe your hands with a tissue.

    Elkhashab16Elkhashab164 gün önce
    • Ludwig bought him a good bidet and now he loves bidets

      TitanTitan4 gün önce
  • Ok sir

    Mr. ChickenMr. Chicken4 gün önce
  • Jschlatt is the only person that will film a video of using a bidet

    Gordie GrafGordie Graf4 gün önce
  • *me who literally use a bidet all the time* mik0!! mik0!!4 gün önce
  • French people : creates bidet Italian people : uses bidet French people : dosen't use the bidet O.O Italian people: -.- " ... SWARS AT FRENCH PEOPLE IN ITALIAN

    Victoria PascaruVictoria Pascaru4 gün önce
  • I have that exact bidet...

    Faith KnightFaith Knight4 gün önce
  • I thought it was Jimbo...... Edit: (Auto correct really screwed me over, but ima keep it there. It's funny on my universe)

    Tiktok GodTiktok God4 gün önce
  • This man acts like my dad and I luv it

    neko altneko alt4 gün önce
  • I Hate the Thought Of a Bidet..

    Horse StarLoverHorse StarLover5 gün önce
  • its actually European lol

    Danica DyckDanica Dyck5 gün önce
  • 0:05 Excuse me? I cant actually tell if this is a joke cause it sounds so absurd

    Ryan .BiermanRyan .Bierman5 gün önce
  • go back to the 1960s. the insane person who invented this is from america, with the bidet being an american invention, and the man being Arnold Cohen. HAVE FUN SCHLATT!!!

    XXXtoxiboiRENZIXXXtoxiboiRENZI5 gün önce
  • The bidet is actually useful tho

    Awu3Awu35 gün önce

    Windows Vienna 2018Windows Vienna 20185 gün önce
  • This video makes me want to buy a bidet

    Caboose SaibotCaboose Saibot5 gün önce
  • I have that

    Galaxy Knight PlaysGalaxy Knight Plays5 gün önce
  • That part about what a bidet is made me laugh so hard, I’m a child mentally

    The Cheese ManThe Cheese Man5 gün önce
  • Hey Schlatt ever heard of people using buckets of water?

    Popdrop24 [Anonymous]Popdrop24 [Anonymous]5 gün önce
  • Thats not a bidet, the ones you need is the spray where you hold it up to your butt while you use your other hand with soap and wiping the poo away

    Anybody HereAnybody Here5 gün önce
  • That is the most depression bathroom I’ve ever fucking seen 😦😦😦😦 why

    PureLoniPureLoni6 gün önce
  • Is he okay after that-

    Ghost .Ghost .6 gün önce
The Best Purchase Of My Life.