Dan helps me on a quest to find a MILK SUBSTITUTE. Also I tell you about the angriest man ever.
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  • Almond milk is (in my opinion) really nice in hot Chocolate

    Rosie SummerRosie Summer24 gün önce
  • Phil being protective over Dan in the beginning was adorable.

    •Lovely Author••Lovely Author•Aylar önce
  • what about coconut milk

    Zella LinZella Lin2 aylar önce
  • Dan: description Phil: uhhh ahhh laaaaaaa Me: best description ever!

    Unicorngaming 87Unicorngaming 872 aylar önce
  • "are we recreating the milk fic or something?"

    Ruby Is RadioactiveRuby Is Radioactive2 aylar önce
  • pre-fringe fringe on angry pete

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  • I wonder if said lactose intolerance is why Phil doesn’t like cheese 👀

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  • Ben and Jerry’s vegan ice cream is the bestttt btw 😂❤️ they thought I was lactose intolerant for years and it tastes just like real ice cream

    LMSPetRescueLMSPetRescue3 aylar önce
  • Oh my god Daniel 'aren't nuts nice' Howell shut UPPPP LMAOOO

    Alisha GurumukhiAlisha Gurumukhi3 aylar önce
  • There's so many things I want to say about this video, but when any why did the draw Phil naked segment stop? I don't remember there being an end point.

    Maria FazioMaria Fazio3 aylar önce
  • “Everything I love has milk in it!!!” Me: ......... Ryan Ross?

    rubydoobydoorubydoobydoo3 aylar önce
  • I made the mistake of eating cereal while watching this

    Xiao-LunaXiao-Luna3 aylar önce
  • Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

    Lumpy space PricessLumpy space Pricess3 aylar önce
  • Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

    Lumpy space PricessLumpy space Pricess3 aylar önce
  • *highfive*

    sami Tzanavarissami Tzanavaris3 aylar önce
  • My milk fic brings all the girls to the net and they’re like it’s making me wet damn right it’s making you wet~beebo urine

    Elena MartinezElena Martinez3 aylar önce
  • All those comments are freaking out about the milk fic and I'm just sat here wondering wether he actually swore or beeped his pauses idk

    Lisa StanLisa Stan3 aylar önce
  • Dan should have said something like “EXCUSE ME dO yOu knOW wHo I aM”

    Untalented_Artist :3Untalented_Artist :33 aylar önce
  • Phil. Cheese, my innocent child. Cheese.

    kria allisonkria allison3 aylar önce
  • 'The only natural milk is the one from your mams boob' ~ Dan Howell 'Are we recreating the milk fic ?'~also Dan Howell

    Amy Rose lilleker-formanAmy Rose lilleker-forman3 aylar önce
  • This is what I signed up for ladies and gents

    ThePhandomNeedsJesusThePhandomNeedsJesus3 aylar önce
  • Phil if ur seeing this(which ur not)try rice milk it’s tastes amazing and it has a slightly sweet after taste and comes sweetened, classic, and enriched (my fav brand is rice dream) hopefully u try it if u see this if u don’t I’ll be disappointed jk ILY vids 🤗🍚🥛

    The Ruby GamerThe Ruby Gamer3 aylar önce
  • Dan saying “Excuse me” is my religion

    DaniDani3 aylar önce
  • I have peanut butter that has no nuts in it

    dan the big p.p mandan the big p.p man3 aylar önce
  • Did phil just censor "quacksack?" 😂😂😂

    Hana DoyleHana Doyle3 aylar önce
  • Phil: Will you be my milk assistant? Dan: Excuse me? What are we doing, creating the milk fic? Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*

    Hilary WillhoiteHilary Willhoite3 aylar önce
  • Silk brand almond milk is the only acceptable milk

    Willow WWillow W3 aylar önce
  • what are we doing, recreating the milk fic or something?

    Laura LettauLaura Lettau3 aylar önce
  • 2:25 *PTSD war flashbacks* *rocking back and forth in a dark corner in an abandoned building* RyAN WaS KnEeLinG iN A BaTHTub

    katy_girl 106katy_girl 1063 aylar önce
  • *FUN FACT* in argentina, the name Pete can translate directly to blowjob :p

    QuodEstDenisseQuodEstDenisse3 aylar önce
  • “are we recreating the milk fic?” *oh.* (yes i’m still here)

    a rata rat3 aylar önce
  • Almond milk is bad for the environment. It's not sustainable.

    Crystal WolcottCrystal Wolcott3 aylar önce
  • Petition to go maul Grumpy Pete for being mean to Phil?

    Nazia BhuyainNazia Bhuyain3 aylar önce
  • 2:25 :o

    Rachel NelsonRachel Nelson3 aylar önce
  • As a representative of the vegan fans, I'm gonna need a part 2 with cashew milk, oat milk, coconut milk, banana milk, etc.

    Ashley HighlandAshley Highland3 aylar önce
  • 2:28 DAN WTF

    Layyah Loves MafuyuLayyah Loves Mafuyu4 aylar önce
  • They both know what the milk fic is and are disgusted by it i-

    Trash Can Of DoomTrash Can Of Doom4 aylar önce
  • Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

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    • Ava Ferris OMG NO😭😂

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  • ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

    when i see a macaroon, i floor itwhen i see a macaroon, i floor it4 aylar önce
    • no stop

      Ella HellerElla Heller4 aylar önce
  • “Ah-mond”, says Phil. **wait isn’t it ALMOND?**

    Valerie ChinValerie Chin4 aylar önce
  • Try vanilla almond milk. It tastes like vanilla ice cream

    savsav4 aylar önce
  • Almond milk is the best. I can drink normal milk but I don't because I think it's gross

    savsav4 aylar önce
  • Ah yEs dan is now the one kneeling in the bathtub

    QuailQuail4 aylar önce
  • 0:13 was dan singing the flower duet from lakme?

    JackieJackie4 aylar önce
  • i bet angry pete was a homophobe

    Sarah RinkSarah Rink4 aylar önce
  • Everyone in my family is lactose intolerant except for my dad and me

    Inside AriInside Ari4 aylar önce
  • dan: “what are we recreating the milk fic or soemthing?” me: nO

    chey :Dchey :D4 aylar önce
  • Why do so many youtubers and like TV shows and stuff not know about Lactaid pills. They saved my life!

    Eryn1321Eryn13214 aylar önce
  • I relate to Phil never sleeping in an airplane I'm forced to sleep

    Abi ChaceAbi Chace4 aylar önce
  • My not-lactose-intolerant ass watching this: must suck *sips large strawberry milkshake* (Also that is *not* how you pronounce milch, that’s how you pronounce milsch, which is not a thing (I think))

    Nora JNora J4 aylar önce
  • just, NO.

    JuliaJulia4 aylar önce
  • "Why, are we recreating the milk fic or something" ... XD oh my god, Dan! You can't just say that stuff and not expect people to think you two look adorable together

    Dawnyzza DarkDawnyzza Dark4 aylar önce
  • (A fun fact four years later) Ey, it's okay Philly... I have an actual allergy to dairy called eosinophilic esophogitus (idk if that's how you spell it) and I have found so many different milk substitutes. I mainly use my use almond milk -

    ballisticcoloursballisticcolours4 aylar önce
  • I’m currently watching this while drinking milk... this is awkward...

    Megan Thomas-DanyowMegan Thomas-Danyow4 aylar önce
  • It’s your Danasaur

    Madison BuchananMadison Buchanan4 aylar önce
  • This challenge is my everyday life

    AkariAkari4 aylar önce
  • I’m happy because I relate to Phil now because I’m lactose intolerant

    DanandPhilStanDanandPhilStan4 aylar önce
  • thanks Pete

    Abi FanningAbi Fanning4 aylar önce
  • Come on of course they've read the milk fic

    chloe rosechloe rose4 aylar önce
  • M I L K F I C

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  • I AM!

    Layla CrowellLayla Crowell4 aylar önce
  • (Oat milk is really nice too ok bye) (But also soya is better than almond and I oop-)

    NiamhNiamh4 aylar önce
  • It tastes like the smell of a goat is exactly what I say when I eat goats cheese and all my family think that's a weird thing to say..

    Katherine RowsonKatherine Rowson4 aylar önce
  • 0:11 Awwww, Dan playing with a hot towel and humming was so cute!

    Zoe MurtaghZoe Murtagh4 aylar önce
  • Whenever I’m annoyed with someone I will say YOU LITTLE UMBRELLA MONKEY FACE QUACK SACK (I probably would forget it so maybe not, but still

    Sarah CaseySarah Casey4 aylar önce
  • 2:25 "what are we doing? Recreating the milk fic or something?" 😂

    Ground ZeroGround Zero4 aylar önce
  • I am lactose and tolerate too and I can not have a hot chocolate without a stomach ache

    sarah kucanasarah kucana4 aylar önce
  • ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...

    emthesmølchildemthesmølchild4 aylar önce
  • Nobody: Dan: gEnEtiCAlly MoDiFiEd cOWs aNd NuTs!1!1!1!1!!!

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  • Phil's shirt is me when I saw the thumbnail Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...

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