Dan helps me on a quest to find a MILK SUBSTITUTE. Also I tell you about the angriest man ever.
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  • Hazelnut milk is where it’s at if you don’t want dairy

    Tears of a waterfallTears of a waterfallGün önce
  • Medical fluids. Good job dan.

    Izzi HIzzi H9 gün önce
  • got milk bitch? got beef?

    ness ;;;ness ;;;19 gün önce
  • I'm new here what's milk fic??

    JB ReyesJB ReyesAylar önce
  • I don’t want to come to terms with the fact that dan has 100% read the milk fic

    hi my name is [beth]hi my name is [beth]Aylar önce
  • No! He has lack of toes and toddler ants!

    p0k3m0n Mysticp0k3m0n MysticAylar önce
  • when the guy swearing at you says antelope randomly: @$?;&! /@&$"? antelope @#>£*| %}*]*

    p0k3m0n Mysticp0k3m0n MysticAylar önce
  • I enjoy a good bowl of almond milk and cereal because lactose kills me

    Matthew MarrMatthew MarrAylar önce
  • Thank you for making me smile during the 2020 lockdown

    Autumn PearlAutumn PearlAylar önce
  • I have been lactose intolerant all my life I threw up the first time I tried milk

    Dogs And songsDogs And songsAylar önce
  • oh gosh when he said milk assistant I thought the same thing dan thought of lol

    yxjgkxdwpqlnyxjgkxdwpqlnAylar önce
  • I know a friwnd at my school that is lactose intollorent nico

    katla playzkatla playz2 aylar önce

    LauraLaura2 aylar önce
  • he missed out by not trying oat milk

    ellie •ellie •2 aylar önce
  • to this day i am disappointed at the lack of oat milk

    avery is mistakenavery is mistaken2 aylar önce
  • Omg I lack toes in toddlers ants too

    A PersonA Person2 aylar önce
  • WE NEED LION IN A CAN also I regret buying this membership so much I just found something I wante at a great price but I got this so I cannot get it

    PolifeetPolifeet2 aylar önce
  • the milk-fic reference had me dead

    Panic! at the everywherePanic! at the everywhere2 aylar önce
  • phil: daaaaaan dan: what phil: will you be my milk assisstant dan: what are we recreating the milk fic or something I FUCKING SCREAMED COS IM HOME ALONE OMG WHAT THE F U C K HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    pot-ay-to pot-ah-topot-ay-to pot-ah-to3 aylar önce
  • im lactose intolerance as well 😜

    x.itzbeth .xx.itzbeth .x4 aylar önce
  • Phil wasn't kneeling in the bathtub...

    I'm a banditøI'm a banditø5 aylar önce
  • Antelope xD

    Zephyra NFZephyra NF6 aylar önce
  • 1:47 you forgot the bath

    just an awkward messjust an awkward mess6 aylar önce
  • *high five* im also lactose intolerent, have been since 6th grade(or earlier)

    Tornado AmberTornado Amber7 aylar önce
  • im allergic to dairy so

    that one other nerdthat one other nerd7 aylar önce
  • Almond milk is (in my opinion) really nice in hot Chocolate

    Rosie SummerRosie Summer7 aylar önce
  • Phil being protective over Dan in the beginning was adorable.

    •Lovely Author••Lovely Author•8 aylar önce
  • what about coconut milk

    Zella LinZella Lin9 aylar önce
  • Dan: description Phil: uhhh ahhh laaaaaaa Me: best description ever!

    cookiefoxy 87cookiefoxy 879 aylar önce
  • "are we recreating the milk fic or something?"

    Ruby Is RadioactiveRuby Is Radioactive9 aylar önce
  • pre-fringe fringe on angry pete

    renée grenée g10 aylar önce
  • I wonder if said lactose intolerance is why Phil doesn’t like cheese 👀

    tt10 aylar önce
  • Ben and Jerry’s vegan ice cream is the bestttt btw 😂❤️ they thought I was lactose intolerant for years and it tastes just like real ice cream

    LMSPetRescueLMSPetRescue10 aylar önce
  • Oh my god Daniel 'aren't nuts nice' Howell shut UPPPP LMAOOO

    Alisha GurumukhiAlisha Gurumukhi10 aylar önce
  • There's so many things I want to say about this video, but when any why did the draw Phil naked segment stop? I don't remember there being an end point.

    Maria FazioMaria Fazio10 aylar önce
  • “Everything I love has milk in it!!!” Me: ......... Ryan Ross?

    rjdvorakrjdvorak10 aylar önce
  • I made the mistake of eating cereal while watching this

    Xiao-LunaXiao-Luna10 aylar önce
  • Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

    Lumpy space PricessLumpy space Pricess10 aylar önce
  • Got Milk gone to a whole new level.

    Lumpy space PricessLumpy space Pricess10 aylar önce
  • *highfive*

    sami Tzanavarissami Tzanavaris10 aylar önce
  • My milk fic brings all the girls to the net and they’re like it’s making me wet damn right it’s making you wet~beebo urine

    Skeleton PartySkeleton Party10 aylar önce
  • All those comments are freaking out about the milk fic and I'm just sat here wondering wether he actually swore or beeped his pauses idk

    Lisa StanLisa Stan10 aylar önce
  • Dan should have said something like “EXCUSE ME dO yOu knOW wHo I aM”

    Untalented_Artist :3Untalented_Artist :310 aylar önce
  • Phil. Cheese, my innocent child. Cheese.

    kria allisonkria allison10 aylar önce
  • 'The only natural milk is the one from your mams boob' ~ Dan Howell 'Are we recreating the milk fic ?'~also Dan Howell

    Amy-Rose Lilleker-FormanAmy-Rose Lilleker-Forman10 aylar önce
  • This is what I signed up for ladies and gents

    Alex_Needs_JesusAlex_Needs_Jesus10 aylar önce
  • Phil if ur seeing this(which ur not)try rice milk it’s tastes amazing and it has a slightly sweet after taste and comes sweetened, classic, and enriched (my fav brand is rice dream) hopefully u try it if u see this if u don’t I’ll be disappointed jk ILY vids 🤗🍚🥛

    The Ruby GamerThe Ruby Gamer10 aylar önce
  • Dan saying “Excuse me” is my religion

    DaniDani10 aylar önce
  • I have peanut butter that has no nuts in it

    premium goblin kingpremium goblin king10 aylar önce
  • Did phil just censor "quacksack?" 😂😂😂

    Hana DoyleHana Doyle10 aylar önce
  • Phil: Will you be my milk assistant? Dan: Excuse me? What are we doing, creating the milk fic? Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*

    Hilary WillhoiteHilary Willhoite10 aylar önce
  • Silk brand almond milk is the only acceptable milk

    Willow WWillow W10 aylar önce
  • what are we doing, recreating the milk fic or something?

    Laura LettauLaura Lettau10 aylar önce
  • 2:25 *PTSD war flashbacks* *rocking back and forth in a dark corner in an abandoned building* RyAN WaS KnEeLinG iN A BaTHTub

    katy_girl 106katy_girl 10610 aylar önce
  • *FUN FACT* in argentina, the name Pete can translate directly to blowjob :p

    QuodEstDenisseQuodEstDenisse10 aylar önce
  • “are we recreating the milk fic?” *oh.* (yes i’m still here)

    bcredbbybcredbby10 aylar önce
  • Almond milk is bad for the environment. It's not sustainable.

    Crystal WolcottCrystal Wolcott11 aylar önce
  • Petition to go maul Grumpy Pete for being mean to Phil?

    Nazia BhuyainNazia Bhuyain11 aylar önce
  • 2:25 :o

    Rachel NelsonRachel Nelson11 aylar önce
  • As a representative of the vegan fans, I'm gonna need a part 2 with cashew milk, oat milk, coconut milk, banana milk, etc.

    Ashley HighlandAshley Highland11 aylar önce
  • 2:28 DAN WTF

    Luna XLuna X11 aylar önce
  • They both know what the milk fic is and are disgusted by it i-

    trashcanofdoomtrashcanofdoom11 aylar önce
  • Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

    Ava FerrisAva Ferris11 aylar önce
    • Ava Ferris OMG NO😭😂

      Luna XLuna X11 aylar önce
  • ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

    fröggiefröggie11 aylar önce
    • no stop

      Ella HellerElla Heller11 aylar önce
  • “Ah-mond”, says Phil. **wait isn’t it ALMOND?**

    Valerie ChinValerie Chin11 aylar önce
  • Try vanilla almond milk. It tastes like vanilla ice cream

    savsav11 aylar önce
  • Almond milk is the best. I can drink normal milk but I don't because I think it's gross

    savsav11 aylar önce
  • Ah yEs dan is now the one kneeling in the bathtub

    QuailQuail11 aylar önce
  • 0:13 was dan singing the flower duet from lakme?

    JackieJackie11 aylar önce
  • i bet angry pete was a homophobe

    Sarah RinkSarah Rink11 aylar önce