Dan helps me on a quest to find a MILK SUBSTITUTE. Also I tell you about the angriest man ever.
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Stop reading this and watch the video!
Hazelnut milk is where it’s at if you don’t want dairy
Medical fluids. Good job dan.
got milk bitch? got beef?
I'm new here what's milk fic??
I don’t want to come to terms with the fact that dan has 100% read the milk fic
No! He has lack of toes and toddler ants!
when the guy swearing at you says antelope randomly: @$?;&! /@&$"? antelope @#>£*| %}*]*
I enjoy a good bowl of almond milk and cereal because lactose kills me
Thank you for making me smile during the 2020 lockdown
I have been lactose intolerant all my life I threw up the first time I tried milk
oh gosh when he said milk assistant I thought the same thing dan thought of lol
I know a friwnd at my school that is lactose intollorent nico
SOYA IS THE BEST PERIODT
he missed out by not trying oat milk
to this day i am disappointed at the lack of oat milk
Omg I lack toes in toddlers ants too
WE NEED LION IN A CAN also I regret buying this membership so much I just found something I wante at a great price but I got this so I cannot get it
the milk-fic reference had me dead
phil: daaaaaan dan: what phil: will you be my milk assisstant dan: what are we recreating the milk fic or something I FUCKING SCREAMED COS IM HOME ALONE OMG WHAT THE F U C K HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
im lactose intolerance as well 😜
Phil wasn't kneeling in the bathtub...
Antelope xD
1:47 you forgot the bath
*high five* im also lactose intolerent, have been since 6th grade(or earlier)
im allergic to dairy so
Almond milk is (in my opinion) really nice in hot Chocolate
Phil being protective over Dan in the beginning was adorable.
what about coconut milk
Dan: description Phil: uhhh ahhh laaaaaaa Me: best description ever!
"are we recreating the milk fic or something?"
pre-fringe fringe on angry pete
I wonder if said lactose intolerance is why Phil doesn’t like cheese 👀
Ben and Jerry’s vegan ice cream is the bestttt btw 😂❤️ they thought I was lactose intolerant for years and it tastes just like real ice cream
Oh my god Daniel 'aren't nuts nice' Howell shut UPPPP LMAOOO
There's so many things I want to say about this video, but when any why did the draw Phil naked segment stop? I don't remember there being an end point.
“Everything I love has milk in it!!!” Me: ......... Ryan Ross?
I made the mistake of eating cereal while watching this
Got Milk gone to a whole new level.
Got Milk gone to a whole new level.
*highfive*
My milk fic brings all the girls to the net and they’re like it’s making me wet damn right it’s making you wet~beebo urine
All those comments are freaking out about the milk fic and I'm just sat here wondering wether he actually swore or beeped his pauses idk
Dan should have said something like “EXCUSE ME dO yOu knOW wHo I aM”
Phil. Cheese, my innocent child. Cheese.
'The only natural milk is the one from your mams boob' ~ Dan Howell 'Are we recreating the milk fic ?'~also Dan Howell
This is what I signed up for ladies and gents
Phil if ur seeing this(which ur not)try rice milk it’s tastes amazing and it has a slightly sweet after taste and comes sweetened, classic, and enriched (my fav brand is rice dream) hopefully u try it if u see this if u don’t I’ll be disappointed jk ILY vids 🤗🍚🥛
Dan saying “Excuse me” is my religion
I have peanut butter that has no nuts in it
Did phil just censor "quacksack?" 😂😂😂
Phil: Will you be my milk assistant? Dan: Excuse me? What are we doing, creating the milk fic? Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Silk brand almond milk is the only acceptable milk
what are we doing, recreating the milk fic or something?
2:25 *PTSD war flashbacks* *rocking back and forth in a dark corner in an abandoned building* RyAN WaS KnEeLinG iN A BaTHTub
*FUN FACT* in argentina, the name Pete can translate directly to blowjob :p
“are we recreating the milk fic?” *oh.* (yes i’m still here)
Almond milk is bad for the environment. It's not sustainable.
Petition to go maul Grumpy Pete for being mean to Phil?
2:25 :o
As a representative of the vegan fans, I'm gonna need a part 2 with cashew milk, oat milk, coconut milk, banana milk, etc.
2:28 DAN WTF
They both know what the milk fic is and are disgusted by it i-
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub
Ava Ferris OMG NO😭😂
ryan was kneeling in the bathtub
no stop
“Ah-mond”, says Phil. **wait isn’t it ALMOND?**
Try vanilla almond milk. It tastes like vanilla ice cream
Almond milk is the best. I can drink normal milk but I don't because I think it's gross
Ah yEs dan is now the one kneeling in the bathtub
0:13 was dan singing the flower duet from lakme?
i bet angry pete was a homophobe