Trump's Terrifying Math: A "Tiny Fraction Of Deaths" Is Acceptable Among School Kids Upon Reopeni…

President Trump insists that schools should reopen nationwide and seems uninterested in details like keeping families safe and preventing loss of life. #Colbert #SchoolReopening #TinyFraction
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  • "Fraction of death". Classic joke 😜

    Erica A.Erica A.8 saatler önce
  • Can you make a T-shirt with POTUS on the chair. Caption say ," the Turd stop's Here.,"

    Michael JonesMichael Jones9 gün önce
  • Love it when Jon Batiste pops in to open the show. I hope he finishes Kamala's theme soon. Can't believe Trump would really think any fraction of deaths among children is acceptable. No one who has ever lost a child would be willing to put another parent through that.

    Kathleen McKenzieKathleen McKenzie10 gün önce
  • Oh my gosh I love hearing your wife giggle in the background! She is just the best! I am sure you already knew that ! Haha

    Pamela HodgsonPamela Hodgson11 gün önce
  • You guys are so awesome

    Bz ZwiebelBz Zwiebel11 gün önce
  • I bet my pocket money that pianist is high

    TurukMaktoTurukMakto12 gün önce
  • John Batiste is just a delightful person. Thank you sir! Trump does not care about anyone but himself.

    T-Lord FT-Lord F12 gün önce
  • best 'crap' joke EVER!

    John W. RothJohn W. Roth13 gün önce
  • I live in Ames, Iowa! All schools are on line! Our county and city have tested the highest in the world! That’s bc the University re tested anyone with any systems. All states should be testing!!!! The US needs to know how bad off we are! No one should be dying from this!!!! At any age!!!! I have really stupid people on FB saying that they don’t need to wear a mask! I can’t believe their stupidity!!!! Our mayor just passed a law saying everyone has to wear a mask in public! But if caught without one, will not be be fined. I’m hoping that will change!!!! Why wont’t they wear one? Afraid their makeup might be messed up! Or they might not be seen to flirt? I just never realized people were that dumb!!!!

    Sue SturgesSue Sturges13 gün önce
  • lol last line....

    Angel PratsAngel Prats14 gün önce
  • Jon Batiste is the most adorable person. A ray of sunshine.

    N LN L14 gün önce
  • THAT MUSIC!! So positive!

    Hilary KeyHilary Key15 gün önce
  • ANY VACCINE COMING OUT BEFORE NOVEMBER 1ST IS AS GOOD AGAINST COVID AS A VLADIMIR PUTIN CUP OF TEA!

    Anthony GladdenAnthony Gladden15 gün önce
  • Jon makes me so happy i wish he would be there for the whole video,,, i miss him saying "COLDBLOOOOOODED" and other stuff in the bg

    Eʟɪ・えりちゃんEʟɪ・えりちゃん15 gün önce
  • John Baptiste is such a sweet soul!

    Kathy HenningerKathy Henninger15 gün önce
  • No. Just that he was about to have one.

    David StowersDavid Stowers15 gün önce
  • Greatest country in the world.

    Soul0Soul016 gün önce
  • "Tiny Hands of Death"

    Zak-a -RooZak-a -Roo16 gün önce
  • Get your ballot on time, complete it on time, sign your ballot, take a picture of your completed ballot and mail your ballot on time. If POTUS-45 cheats his way into another four years, it will then become a need for more years after 2024. Yes, DICTATOR!!! Biden-Harris are not perfect. However, they would not bankrupt our democracy and bury more of our citizens. Vote blue on November 3rd, 2020.

    JD AntiguaJD Antigua17 gün önce
  • Less than one percent under 50 die of covid. More chance of being killed in a car wreck. People still go out and drive.

    HOWARD BOYDHOWARD BOYD18 gün önce
  • Americans cannot go back to work when their kids are at home. It was never a choice between health and the economy, once the pandemic took hold it was going to continue to crash the economy. Small and medium businesses in the US will not be able to ride out two or more years of a crashed economy, they will continue to go under. Scientist have not been able to cure the common cold which is a coronavirus so good luck with trying to make an effective vaccine to cure this pandemic which is also a coronavirus.

    Louise OBrienLouise OBrien18 gün önce
  • So I guess he would say that about his own damn child evil.devil baster....

    Purple RainPurple Rain18 gün önce
  • This coming from the ' pro life ' trumpkin cult. Hypocrisy perhaps? Hmmm lol

    Brian MasinelliBrian Masinelli18 gün önce
  • Stephen, are you intoxicated? 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Amy WilsonAmy Wilson18 gün önce
  • I fear that that is Trumps whole healthcare plan, "Tiny Fraction of Death.". 'Cause I didn't hear s, as in plural. He flavors things like war with famine, some plague and a fraction of Death..and Voila Apocalypse a 'la Trump! A Souffle In Black and White. In what Trump misunderstood "melting pot of different races" to mean...

    Anthony BorderlineAnthony Borderline18 gün önce
  • DNC paid Corporate shrills. WOW. Joe Biden wants to raise taxes & cut social security. What did Dems do while in office under Obama & Biden’s domestic & foreign policies? Manufacturing & jobs being sent to foreign countries. What did they do in 8 yrs? They certainly did NOT improve inter cities, homeless or drug & opioid crises, cut taxes or regulations, assist the poor & middle classes or great divide from the 1%. What exactly did they do to improve poverty, education (STEM implemented by Trump’s Admin, School of Choice which Dems want to stop.) Expanding 2 wars to 7 & setting the Middle East on Fire which caused a refugee, migrant, immigration crisis Globally. Racial tension, division, police & criminal reforms? Have they disavowed the rioting, destruction violence murdering of cops, women, men & children? No. They encourage it. Are they claiming the MLK, Jr. & Civil Rights ACT were failures? Affirmative action which is reverse racism? Opportunity Zones, First Step & Prison Reform by Trump Admin are nothing? He just ordered Fed Gov to go into over 600 poor & intercity locations. I like how a black 8 yr exPresident & Mich, these diverse brown & black Dem & Regressive Senators, Congressmen & woman, Gov officials, Celebrities, News Media personalities, Celebrities claim our System in broken. What have they done to improve the issues at hand? I don’t call kneeling during our National Anthem, walking off the field & refusing to play, encouraging endless violence, destruction protests & riots are productive or solution based. Defunding or abolishing the Police, DHS & ICE agendas are just dangerous idiocy. These officials, Dem & Progressive Mayors, Governors & Administration are violating their oaths of office to protect & defend their constituents, cities & States. Their gov overreach mandates & shutdowns have caused excessive damage to our Country. All need to be removed from sued, office & indicted. Insurrection & Marxism (BLM, Socialism, AntiFA) is terrorism & Communism. It is against everything America stands for in reality & ideological. What have they done with Covid19, Stimulus Relief for citizens, economy, jobs, businesses, other health matters & issues? Prevention of impacts of a multitude of collateral damage of their mandates & Chinese virus? 3.5 billion wanted to Post Office to fund mail ballots to benefit them? When Dr. Fauci & Dr. Birx said Americans can wear masks to vote in person. Frankly, it’s a transparent ploy to steal elections in 2020 & beyond. Vote to re-elect Trump & Republican in every local, State, Federal elections. Replace Dem & Regressive Mayors & Governorships too. 2020 & beyond RED VOTES in person.

    Angela BaiersAngela Baiers19 gün önce
  • Oues

    Jacqelune MorrisonJacqelune Morrison19 gün önce
  • Who thought Dickens at the mention of Uriah Heep? My favorite book. :)

    SpongebobSpongebob20 gün önce
  • After a long argument about the danger posed to the country by Democrats letting violent protesters burn down major American cities (rather surprising to me, a resident of a major American city with a Democratic mayor who is *not* currently on fire) with a fellow TRvisionr, he presented me with the statistic (unconfirmed) that 32 people have died as a result of this year's protests. 32. So, gimme a hand unpacking this, Republicans: 32 deaths in the entire country connected to the protests: And you absolutely lose your *shit* You scream apocalyptic forecasts to terrify middle America, you send government thugs into Portland, threaten to do the same to Chicago, and just today, mobilize 1000 National Guard troops in Massachusetts for *no* clear reason. 180,000+ Americans (all races, all ages, Democrats, Republicans, rich, poor) dead of Covid-19... ...and you what? Bully the CDC into revising testing recommendations for asymptomatic people, EVEN if they know they were exposed? Decide that "a tiny fraction" of dead kids is preferable to government aid for temporary distance learning programs? I really... *REALLY* hope that this November, voters look past parties and factions and all that bullshit... ...and truly ask themselves what kind of priorities they want to support.

    James DanielsJames Daniels20 gün önce
  • It's all on how many children are worth to sacrifice for an intelligent and logical future. But the way things are now I don't think the school system have been providing that in the last 30 years anyways.

    Mike RednerMike Redner20 gün önce
  • thank you, thank you, thank you. you are truly the medicine for our mental pandemic.

    Mia BosnaMia Bosna20 gün önce
  • I used watch movies and shows and of course many are about zombies, end of the world, end of the universe etc. Be the critic that I am I would always be like "That was stupid, no one would do that." Or "Any rational person would not do something that dumb. This plot is stupid, it relies on people being dumbasses." But now, after this presidency and the goons supporting it I now have to appologize to all those movies and show. People do exist, they are that stupid and they do work in high positions of government. Half our country will deny facts, science and just common reasonable thinking to our own deaths just to go against the opposite party or not admit they may be wrong. Yeesh!.

    Charles BronsonCharles Bronson20 gün önce
  • You're not cool, Colbert. 'Rapping' with a jazz pianist doesn't do it, either. Slightly patronising, what's more.

    Trevor BarreTrevor Barre20 gün önce
  • The show would be half that funny without his wife´s gigglings.

    anonymusumanonymusum20 gün önce
  • After nine months of the pandemic 0.3% of the World’s population has at some stage been reported as infected with covid-19. Assuming a recovery period of 14-days, on average at any given time over the last nine months 0.016% of the World’s population would have been actively infected. As a comparison this is a direct quote from the NIH “Estimates of the international prevalence of schizophrenia among non-institutionalized persons is 0.33% to 0.75%”. Schizophrenia alone is up to 46 times more prevalent than covid-19. The virus has been linked to 0.01036% of the population dying worldwide over this period, approximately 3000 people per day. This represents about 2% of the global daily death rate from all causes of death. As time goes on this percentage will diminish as the number of people dying each day from covid-19 will diminish but the global daily death rate will remain approximately the same.

    Noah BodyNoah Body22 gün önce
  • Children do not live in a vacuum. They have parents, grandparents, siblings, other relatives, teachers.....My suggestion to agent orange: you first.

    ms 9ms 922 gün önce
  • Just like 15 cases would soon be zero? Hang traitors.

    Los RhodezLos Rhodez22 gün önce
  • trvision.net/pass/UC5vW9XoLJvmg8F7CpC5nR0A

    Norveç AkademiNorveç Akademi23 gün önce
  • John B are you aging backwards?

    Nadine MNadine M23 gün önce
  • 57% of republicans think the coronavirus death toll is acceptable. I guess we know where the majority of sociopaths and psychopaths reside.

    Electric GigoloElectric Gigolo24 gün önce
  • Booo.. no John baptism whatever. He sucks

    Jeremy GovenderJeremy Govender24 gün önce
  • That Atlanta student who shared the photo also got suspended for doing it. I guess they didn’t want their “No Plan” to get out and make them look bad. Then the media got a hold of it, and they reinstated her. Great school district, blame the kids, never the adults in charge....until someone finds out.

    Brenee CarvellBrenee Carvell24 gün önce
  • I'm looking forward to seeing this "character" marched out in chains. That should save a fraction of the children. October 18 Steven, the qanon's (can-non)'s r gonna fire. I guess there's drainochrome stockpiles in new york.

    Scott TerrillScott Terrill25 gün önce
  • It was just released that several teachers in my great nieces school district have Corona. The kids aren't back yet and my nieces have already said ,they aren't going back

    Craig GCraig G25 gün önce
  • the offscreen chucklin is the best of these at home colberts

    Antonin LeRouxAntonin LeRoux25 gün önce
  • Screw it, if there's this much of a threat of dying in public schools let's all just send them to Hogwarts. It'll be safer.

    Zachary RuckerZachary Rucker25 gün önce
  • what bs! Colbert talks about not losing any 'fraction' which i would remind him is how we analyze every risk from driving cars to cell phones. Worse yet, no one is really measuring--or at least talking about--whether the death rate has been materially affected by the shutdowns. They are too busy telling us how important it is--but not measuring to PROVE it is really reducing the death rate. And the clip Colbert played about New Zealand proves what a joke shutdowns are. New Zealand is the country (one of them) that was celebrated for beating the virus. Well,that was last week. Looks like (from the clip and the headlines) that as soon as (like a week after?) they lifted restrictions , spread resumes. Of course it does. That was in the fine print of the shutdown 'guarantee' that they sold everyone on! Buried on page 100 it says that "Note: shutdowns produce an effect only as long as they are maintained. Not a day longer". What bullshit. Fuck U for trying to force me and others to go along with this bullshit.U should be ASKING if I am willing to save lives,not demanding. Ask and the answer is NO: these lives are NOT worth this price. Mine sure is NOT.

    Alpha BruhAlpha Bruh25 gün önce
  • He cares only for himself, not a fickle for the children of this country. Just look at the expression on his face when he says, "A tiny fraction of deaths", is acceptable. He just as well could be talking about a piece of wood.

    Willie PhilpotWillie Philpot26 gün önce
  • Trump reminds the world each and everyday, " got to be nuts to support Trump!" Even his own sister loathes him!

    DK SLDK SL26 gün önce
    • couldnt agree more. Always hated trump but will pull that lever so hard for him it will break. Out of pure fear of being locked up or something by Biden. I dont want to find out what he has in store. In other words, yes I agree with you: I have been driven insane by the shutdown and now have become a trump 'supporter' or at least a "Biden avoider". Not sure if my insanity will be permanent. Probably: look at what happens to people in solitary.

      Alpha BruhAlpha Bruh25 gün önce
  • This is our country and we will always protect what we hold dear to our hearts.Stop and think when you vote. Make sure you believe in the candidate you choose.

    Steve ColeSteve Cole26 gün önce
    • couldnt agree more. Always hated trump but will pull that lever so hard for him it will break. Out of pure fear of being locked up or something by Biden. I dont want to find out what he has in store. No thanks

      Alpha BruhAlpha Bruh25 gün önce
  • TRvision, please make an option to dislike a video and thumb it down from search thumbnail, so I don't have to actually load a page and dislike and thumb down videos like this! Thank you! :D :P

    R CajavusR Cajavus26 gün önce
  • Isn’t this supposed to be a comedy channel?

    TheDjBdawgTheDjBdawg26 gün önce
    • the shutdown is a comedy and the joke is on us.

      Alpha BruhAlpha Bruh25 gün önce
  • The only reason that imbecile is in power is because the majority of voters are also imbeciles. Go democracy! But some good might come from covid. Hopefully it increases the mean IQ via natural selection.

    fedzaliciousfedzalicious27 gün önce
  • Republicans only care if kids die in the womb, this is old news

    PurpleDjangoPurpleDjango27 gün önce
  • There is no pandemic- only lies and fear spreading to get total control of the population and install the global digital currency. We have to push back

    The WhiteThe White27 gün önce
    • Yoshiguru Namoki Solly Srant Eye, rook alound and see for yourself- how many Contacts on your cerr phone have you had to derete because they’ve died from this irrness ? Oh ZERO? Wake up. *The number of deaths total in each state is precisely what it is every year- no signs of extra deaths ANYWHERE. Cemeteries aren’t getting more bodies. So WHERE ARE THEY??* nobody extra is dying same amount as always

      The WhiteThe White15 gün önce
    • You are braindead.

      Yoshiguru NamokiYoshiguru Namoki16 gün önce
  • The man barely recognised his own brother's death, why would he care about a few hundred thousand?

    GilgameshGilgamesh28 gün önce
    • i dont care about them either. Not at this price: it is too high. I weighed what was being asked of me --to lose my job,my home, my quality of life --all for some possibly indefinite period with no guarantees it is even needed--all that to save lives. Answer's FUCK NO

      Alpha BruhAlpha Bruh25 gün önce
  • More Uriah Heep more often, please.

    agathokakologueagathokakologue28 gün önce
  • American military: lets risk the entire lives of our whole team to rescue the one soldier left behind. American politics: lets risk a whole bunch of innocent kids so that we can pretend everything is just fine.

    jimbobbyrnesjimbobbyrnes28 gün önce
  • Stephen Colbert must be bad at math or just ignore data altogether. the statistics nationwide suggest a near zero death rate for any school age children...I'm a parent and the numbers are pretty clear..here is a graph - under 24 barely registers even from the beginning. Idiot Colbert - can't even play a smart person. Must not be a good actor. www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/index.htm#AgeAndSex

    Free manFree man28 gün önce
  • 4:26. He looked like he gave a crap lolol!

    m brightsm brights29 gün önce
  • don't insult metal that way xD

    Dr ShootssDr Shootss29 gün önce
  • Trump’s actions are possible only because Republicans enable him. Hopefully this nightmare will soon be over, and then we prosecute him and all his enablers.

    Eric CameronEric Cameron29 gün önce
  • john is so cool. i love em!

    HAWKWINDHAWKWIND29 gün önce
  • How dare he! I would like to know, if Baron has gone to school yet!

    Erja TikkaErja Tikka29 gün önce
  • By far the world's most interesting Man !!!,,,, Stay thirsty my friends $$$,,,

    Shawn BegleyShawn BegleyAylar önce
  • Here’s what I would LOVE to hear now!!! John Baptise playing “You’ll Never Walk Alone”. SOOO relevant!!! PLEEEEZE!!!!

    43shoemaker43shoemakerAylar önce
  • Of course Barron is eager to resume his studies. He will be sacrificed first.

    Michael P JeffriesMichael P JeffriesAylar önce
  • These people love killing babies and then they act like they care about people's lives. Certainly they aren't ok with you being free to make choices about your life or safety, even though there's no out of the ordinary danger.

    Dan PinesDan PinesAylar önce
  • Wow. Batista is a full on sellout ... Look at him pledging allegiance and Stephen like, "that's right boy."

    Dan PinesDan PinesAylar önce
  • 😂✌❤

    Gina KayGina KayAylar önce
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