Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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  • 10:10 fuckin Tokyo ghoul music killed me

    Anthony AcevesAnthony Aceves7 saatler önce
  • This maybe bull crap but I love jt

    Joshua roboJoshua robo9 saatler önce
  • These Twilight ones are the best 'you laugh, you lose, you drink' game fuel ever.

    Kieran TurnbullKieran Turnbull13 saatler önce
  • Plot twist. Kristen Stewart is a fucking amazing actress, making indie films with master directors like olivier assayas. She just didn't give a crap about twilight.

    Lucas PapadimitriouLucas PapadimitriouGün önce
  • 17:30 now we know who told him to do it

    AlphaAlphaGün önce
  • This video is so perfect I don't understand why it doesn't have a million views already. Perfect editing and jokes at every part. :D

    ChaosChannelerChaosChannelerGün önce
  • Honestly, the editing you did to the fight scene made it lit af.

    Artwork by Christopher CaycoArtwork by Christopher CaycoGün önce
  • Fun fact: a relative of mine told me that actor Jackson Rathbone that plays jasper (had to look up his role) set a guy on fire in high school for a prank

    SilentSID 1119SilentSID 11192 gün önce
  • Song @ 10:11 anybody?

    Miles-Jaye ClementMiles-Jaye Clement2 gün önce
  • 10:52 "you made my peepee hard, its wolfin timmmeee" easily my favorite moment in this video

    3lla st3v3ns3lla st3v3ns2 gün önce
  • Imagine your daughter goes missing and then someone comes walking out of the woods, *shirtless* , carrying your daughter’s unconscious body back over to you. If this were real life, Charlie would’ve beaten the shit out of that guy 😂😂😂

    SMT ArtshowSMT Artshow2 gün önce
  • 24:17 Jacob had some CAKE

    Miggs DMiggs D3 gün önce
  • when that girl did them jazz hands know them by their fruits

    Tertullian QuintusTertullian Quintus3 gün önce
  • Who's Veronica She your gf? She got a bf? What's up

    JJ3 gün önce
  • this videos are realy funy, but whatching them reminds me on that i did whatch all those movies, and i did not enjoy it at all

    japaschojapascho3 gün önce
  • "you have to know how much his erection hurts him" might be my quote of the year

    japaschojapascho3 gün önce
  • Why were you walking around the forest in your denim shorts? 😂😂

    Mansi 34Mansi 344 gün önce
  • me and the bois looking for bEaNs 20:10

    lord of the hacks 60 117lord of the hacks 60 1174 gün önce
  • The twilight Fandom needs Charlie X Victoria, imagine her as Bella's stepmom

    Emiliano BarreraEmiliano Barrera5 gün önce
  • I legitimately have no idea if the scream at 14:04 is actually part of the move or not

    Matt StoeckerMatt Stoecker5 gün önce
  • the sound effect at 27:04 killed me instantly

    TarvosTarvos6 gün önce
  • I come back to this video just to watch his reaction to the eclipse fight scene

    MagickMagick6 gün önce
  • Big fan of Semi-Charmed Life being the theme song of the werewolf bros

    LoopDeLoopLoopDeLoop6 gün önce
  • Wait! Is that a can of Citadel spray paint in the background??

    Alex MacdougallAlex Macdougall7 gün önce
  • i did NOT know that hilarious picture of kristen stewart patting taylor lautner on the head exists and OMG HOW that is so funny

    April XuApril Xu7 gün önce
  • Yes boys and girls,there never was a Team Jacob. He was just the rebound....pooch. 11:08 That scene was actually hillarious because Jacob (Forgot his actual name) had to pretend he never gets cold while it was freezing outside. He is shaking so badly. LOL

    Marty WittenbergMarty Wittenberg8 gün önce
  • I can't watch this shit without laughing my ass off

    Brennan CharlesBrennan Charles9 gün önce
  • What's the theme they keep using for the werewolves? Can't find it in the comments

    Ben HramiakBen Hramiak9 gün önce
  • I'm a writer interested in doing the Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles.

    Rodney CobbleRodney Cobble10 gün önce
  • I love you two so much

    Nate BeeNate Bee10 gün önce

    Alexia BeatrizAlexia Beatriz10 gün önce
  • You two reviewing twilight is my absolute favourite thing I've ever seen 😂

    AishandsteAishandste12 gün önce
  • Are yall dating

    Alejandro BonfilAlejandro Bonfil13 gün önce
  • Okay, so Rosalie solo movie Good night

    Tusken ReaderTusken Reader14 gün önce
  • Twilight would be so much better if it was a comedy. Don't @ me.

    Trey LaurenTrey Lauren14 gün önce
  • Can you watch Vampires suck together ?

    Aliana JacobsAliana Jacobs15 gün önce
  • lol you wasted precious time of your life Twilight is painful to watch!

    Aliana JacobsAliana Jacobs15 gün önce
  • “All my Friends are Dead,” a memoir by Charlie Bella’s Dad

    halcyon5zippohalcyon5zippo15 gün önce
  • Xavier Samuel is an absolute hunk. I want him to be the lead in my “Twilight, but with Fairies” rom com.

    halcyon5zippohalcyon5zippo15 gün önce
  • You think Jacob and Bella are a healthy match? Um... the only stable option is Anna Kendrick.

    halcyon5zippohalcyon5zippo15 gün önce
  • I wish New Moon was about Bella discovering she likes to peg boys. You know Jacob would be all about it.

    halcyon5zippohalcyon5zippo15 gün önce
  • Y'all better read that commissioned fanfiction and make a video on it.

    AnitaRookAnitaRook16 gün önce
  • I was not expecting the Tekken music & Heihachi to turn up in a video about Twilight but I'm all for it. This would've been a much better series if that's all it was.

    JordExoJordExo17 gün önce
  • Words cannot express how much I want them to do a picture show ripping on 50 shades of grey

    Ethan FawsonEthan Fawson19 gün önce
  • These videos are so well edited i love them.

    Funky SkitzoFunky Skitzo19 gün önce

    Lee XLee X19 gün önce
  • does jacob have a reason for liking bella so much...? *starts out with a slow laughter that rapidly gets louder and hysterical before stopping* define reason for liking someone. How.....weird can the reason be? I know, wrong word but any other would be a dead giveaway. xD

    Kara GatesKara Gates20 gün önce
  • Robert Pattinson was done with that role before it began Lol!

    jazminestryderjazminestryder20 gün önce
  • The Tekken music and Heihachi screaming during the fight scene is amazing :D

    Dean SestakDean Sestak20 gün önce
  • someordinarygamers

    aseem srivastavaaseem srivastava21 gün önce
  • Man these videos are the best. The commentary between you too is so funny I can’t help but laugh

    Eric VasquezEric Vasquez21 gün önce
  • His bella's dad impression is so good I die everytime

    Reina Elie PlancherReina Elie Plancher21 gün önce
  • You two are so attractive I’m having a bisexual awakening what the fuck

    Sipher777 - AlexSipher777 - Alex21 gün önce
  • The rollercoaster ride of “I’m team Jacob guys” to “okay Jacob, you’re losing me buddy” to “you know what they deserve each other” is amazing.

    Danielle CorkeryDanielle Corkery21 gün önce
  • In somewhat Jamaican accent. "The wendigooo. I can`t believe it. It looks like sheet. This is supposed to be a werewolf." I completely lost my shit lmfao. Holy shit I'm crying 🤣

    Arthouse StudiosArthouse Studios22 gün önce
  • Wait, is the bit about 50 Shades real?

    Jake VaughanJake Vaughan22 gün önce
  • Pregunta seria: Verónica es tu novia? This video cracked the shit out of me tho! 😂

    Héctor Jr. Montes de Oca GonzálezHéctor Jr. Montes de Oca González23 gün önce
  • "You fucked up my favorite rug!" "Babe...we can bleach it."

    Julia MorrisJulia Morris24 gün önce
  • Does anybody know what song played at 10:14 ?

    Spectrum SoundSpectrum Sound24 gün önce
  • wHaT a MaRsHmAlLoW

    ZealZeal24 gün önce
  • I disagree. This movie has amazing parts like when the screen goes black and all those funny names run across it

    Miss ThingMiss Thing24 gün önce
  • I was laughing this entire video

    CarolynCreatesCarolynCreates25 gün önce
  • This is the first time that I’ve ever genuinely thought to myself, “I’m never going to finish this video because I keep rewinding to rewatch all of the hilarious parts.”

    Ryan PerryRyan Perry25 gün önce
  • I feel like Stephanie Meyer watched early episodes of Buffy and thought she'd write Edward breaking into Bella's house the same way Angel snuck into Buffy's, but failed the execution completely.

    Brian MacLeodBrian MacLeod25 gün önce
  • New moon was less annoying...Edward wasn't in it as much. Hmmmmm.

    Mercedes JonesMercedes Jones25 gün önce
  • What song is playing when the shirtless dudes appear?

    Contra_MundumContra_Mundum25 gün önce
    • Semi-Charged life, or something like that

      First name Last nameFirst name Last name23 gün önce
  • The fight scene at 27:00 made a decent video into a genuine masterpiece

    Sam HodgkinsonSam Hodgkinson25 gün önce
  • "I don't want you to come." *Quagmire intensifying*

    TheSnaccGawd SukuryuappuTheSnaccGawd Sukuryuappu26 gün önce
  • “This is a normal healthy relationship.” Jacob in Eclipse: Hold my beer.

    Sophie Amanda Leiton ToomeySophie Amanda Leiton Toomey26 gün önce
  • 13:26 wait is

    PeanutMuttPlaysPeanutMuttPlays26 gün önce
Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show