Valve's Most Shameful Disaster

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    penguinz0penguinz026 gün önce
    • Mmmmm indeed, but do not forget all that our Lord has graced us with.

      Gaben's DiscipleGaben's Disciple4 gün önce
    • Just wanted to write that you should use this format more often. I know its not your style but at least from time to time, really refreshing after seeing John Wick talking about stuff so many times.

      RightSnakeRightSnake11 gün önce
    • penguinz0 you forgot Ricochet scrub. That game was awful and valve knows it

      Jebidiah KerbalJebidiah Kerbal23 gün önce
    • Jvt PS :)

      JordyT1998JordyT199823 gün önce
    • @JordyT1998 It's cool man. I was honestly just replying to the author of the video and failed to see your comment. I can understand the confused lol.

      Jvt PSJvt PS23 gün önce
  • whats artifact

    Zackery HuangZackery HuangGün önce
  • Why do you keep coming back to this!? im not saying stop shitting on it because i fucking love it when you shit on things that deserve it. but its super funny that you just keep coming back to this over and over lol

    ShadowLover9158ShadowLover91582 gün önce
  • I didn't even know this game had been released.

    Matthew NisbetMatthew Nisbet4 gün önce
  • Artifact? More like Stinkyfact Epic

    BroccolliJayBroccolliJay6 gün önce
  • Valves next project should be. Half life 3 the card game.

    CayyCayy7 gün önce
  • Moron fat GabeN deserves to lose money. Pathetic greedy piece of shit worked with greasy slimeball Richard Garfield on this hot garbage mess.

    shyam sundarshyam sundar7 gün önce
  • You forgot Blizzard. Up to Immortal you were NOT allowed to talk negatively about anything they've made.

    Lord FrostLord Frost10 gün önce
  • and they still won't update TF2...

    SprongertheGreatSprongertheGreat10 gün önce
  • My main class is random crits

  • 3:35 It's hilarious how everyone got super excited when they saw a new IP from Valve with the swelling music and all that, and then, 'The Dota trading card game' appeared, and everyone was instantly disappointed.

    SolumSolum12 gün önce
  • Fix Techies please

  • "The most powerful card is credit card"

    DigitalNuggetsDigitalNuggets15 gün önce
  • Watching this just made me realize how much Bethesda has fallen lol

    MilkPuddingMilkPudding15 gün önce
  • The only way to recover from this is to release a sequel to any of the following games: 1) Half-Life 2: Episode 2 2) Portal 2 3) Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 4) Team Fortress 2 5) Left 4 Dead 2 6) Ricochet (the best Valve game)

    Sipher117Sipher11715 gün önce
  • “Artifact” Everyone: “Yes! A new VALVe game!” “A Dota Card game” Everyone: “oh wait nvm this is shit”

    ThomasEyeThinkThomasEyeThink15 gün önce
  • Artifact was a legitimately fun card game. I get the feeling most people didn't actually play it.

    Hot-Headed GladiatorHot-Headed Gladiator15 gün önce
  • compia- competitors

    Robin CouldRobin Could15 gün önce
  • Opened this video expecting Ricochet. I guess we don't talk about Ricochet...

    Klas LindeKlas Linde15 gün önce
  • bro artifacts issue was that it was several years late to card games.

    AlexdgodAlexdgod16 gün önce

    A Random PumkinA Random Pumkin16 gün önce
  • Dota underlords

    10 Litres of family friendly content10 Litres of family friendly content16 gün önce
  • 5:35 CDPR. The witcher 3 had this issue with me. I critized it for having a kinda clunky combat system with great lore and music, and i was fuckin thrashed by everyone.

    nem tudomnem tudom16 gün önce
  • To be fair tho, Hearthstone used to be EVEN MORE lucrative, during its peak, a peak valve missed by like 4 YEARS! The card game trend died before artifact was even concieved, but it still happened, because of all the shit that gets cancelled inside valve, this drivel must have been that one thing that didn't. Half life 3 suffocated in its sleep, because they weren't satisfied with it, and THIS SHIT releases, like this?

    nem tudomnem tudom16 gün önce
  • Ricochet

    GargadukGargaduk17 gün önce
  • I mean I believe the biggest problem with Artifact is how Valve mocked us with this piece of shit. They basically released it in the month of Half-Life's 20th anniversary.

    Franek GozdeckiFranek Gozdecki17 gün önce
  • Forgot ricochet

    Anonym CatAnonym Cat17 gün önce
  • Valve: "We used to makes games, now we make money."

    Dan MillerDan Miller17 gün önce
  • are you forgetting ricochet

    Brix TrixBrix Trix17 gün önce
  • Gabe Newell looks like the fat version of John Lennon.

    toothless toetoothless toe17 gün önce
  • think of the TF2 localization files they could've updated instead of developing artifact...

    Ray14Ray1417 gün önce
  • Meh, Valve can go fuck themselves unless they make another great FPS game. I don’t give two shits about card games or MOBAs or whatever. I want an interesting narrative with creative and new game mechanics, not another card game.

    Thomas MyersThomas Myers18 gün önce
  • Artifact is such a frustrating contradiction for me. Valve's policy has always been "our desks have wheels. If our employees don't like the game they're working on, they can just switch games." In the past this resulted in their games being delayed multiple times but being amazing when they did release -- it was basically the antithesis of "crunch" periods every other developer had, which I don't think is a coincidence. However, with Artifact this resulted in nobody sticking around to develop it. Everybody who was supposed to work on it was busy messing around with the seventeenth iteration of their VR goggles and that The Lab demo. From what I've heard, this is not what happened to Episode 3 or Left 4 Dead 3. The latter was actually _finished_ but subsequently sabotaged by internal politics, while the former has been restarted multiple times. Meanwhile TF2's team is just under a ton of stress, because when they ask what the community wants they get every answer possible (finish the comics, finish the animated shorts, new game modes, new weapons, new maps, new hats, etc.) -- so they lock themselves in their office for three years to make an enormous game-changing update, rather than just work on one thing at a time and release them when they're done

    TARINunit9TARINunit918 gün önce
  • Dear Valve, you don't need to try to strike gold-... Just make games.

    DoctorShroomDoctorShroom18 gün önce
  • I really like this style of videos

    SHAN LIMSHAN LIM18 gün önce
  • How many refunds tho that's my question daddy

    Mike GiorgianniMike Giorgianni18 gün önce
  • I enjoyed Artifact, I just think it was the pay-gate on-top of RNG that turned people off.

    actes bactes b19 gün önce
  • If Valve had played Roller Coaster Tycoon they would’ve realized you can’t charge people at the gate and charge people for individual rides

    Nicholas Kalas-HernandezNicholas Kalas-Hernandez19 gün önce
  • you will play half life 3 after world war 3.

    Potato BagPotato Bag19 gün önce
  • I am glad you aren't like most people doing videos like these just shitting on all of the multiplayer Valve games instantly

    Gachi GasmGachi Gasm19 gün önce
  • I'd never even heard of this game before this video

    Supah LinkioSupah Linkio19 gün önce
  • Someone could just shoot up Valve HQ or bomb it to the ground and nothing of value would be lost. It would actually be a net gain, especially if Artifact devs somehow managed to not kill themselves for this long. Hell, why aren't we doing it right now? Artifact wasn't just a colossal failure of a video game, no; it was a menace. A malicious contraption that was designed to suck money out of people and push them into despair. The polar opposite of a 'fun experience'. Artifact is definite evidence that Valve are a group of cyber terriorists ready and willing to pull scams on millions. The worst part is that they almost got away with it, had it not been for the fact that the """""game""""" was so atrociously appaling, it even drove away paid personalities and shills. And yet Artifact devs are still alive and kicking. The biggest criminals got away scot free. Seeing how they apparently weren't ashamed and embarrassed enough to end themselves, those spawns of hell are probably plotting another scam, possibly worse than Artifact. And they aren't just bad developers. Look at the photo of the release party; they brought children! Brought children to a private party! They are pedophiles, for God's sake! There is absolutely no reason for us as a society to let them live any longer. Valve needs to go down. Artifact devs must die. It is the duty of a functioning civilization to purge the greater evil before it can do more harm.

    박건우박건우19 gün önce
  • I think you forgot ricochet

    violetcrumble94violetcrumble9419 gün önce
  • Yeah they should do some research on what their clients want... If only there were like a sequel or something that people would want. If only people were more vocal about it, they just never say anything!

    Retro ProgressRetro Progress19 gün önce

    SplatpopeSplatpope19 gün önce
  • Wait? They never fixed Artifact? That's sad

    JamesEDonaldsonJamesEDonaldson19 gün önce
  • Steam is my religion. Valve is my saviour, gabe is my god.

    IfYouReadThisYouAre RetardedIfYouReadThisYouAre Retarded19 gün önce
  • You say Valve probably won't ever make a game again but they've already released one since Artifact called Dota Underlords and have a major VR game planned for this year.

    Chris JohnsonChris Johnson19 gün önce
  • i wouldnt say epic or origin compete with steam but otherwise good vid

    Danger NoodleDanger Noodle19 gün önce
  • MOBA family is like: Og DotA and DotA All-stars: The parents League of Legends: annoying popular kid who thinks he's doing everything right but really he doesn't. DotA2: Is his year younger sister who goes through the emo phase. Heroes of the Storm is their retarded little brother. And Heroes of Newerth was this egdy kid from the neighborhood who's mom was an anti-vaxer.

    FacelessGreenFacelessGreen19 gün önce
  • I mean steam also gave us DRM. I'd say that alone makes Valve the devil

    Kenpatchi RamasamaKenpatchi Ramasama19 gün önce
  • Imagine thinking valve was ever good when their first game piggybacked on the quake engine.

    Kyros DroztamyrKyros Droztamyr19 gün önce
  • *Don't forget about Freeman*

    United States Air ForceUnited States Air Force19 gün önce
  • I didnt even know this game existed

    Brett E.Brett E.19 gün önce
  • Honestly I'm afraid for the future of games valve will probably never develop. They sit on a cash cow and release updates for games people actually play cause they're no longer capable of developing anything that actually provides sustenance to the player. The Valve model of saying you can jump job to job doesn't work and it's been apparent since their last proper release Portal 2.

    CursedCursed19 gün önce
  • Video game Twitter dumped on this game so hard

    Mike-DaddyMike-Daddy19 gün önce
  • TBH I didn't know that it actually released.

    Coal Dust XIIICoal Dust XIII20 gün önce
  • Pay to have a relieve from the world where is it cost money to live.

    Jun HuJun Hu20 gün önce
  • I fuckin' hate Rockstar games.

    YakomYakom20 gün önce
  • I feel like the only person who wants to see them start another IP. Everyone wants a third of their favourite, but they're killing it with just banging out a second that improves on everything in the first. or, they were...

  • I still can't wrap my head around maxmofo loving pokemons and hearthstone. It's so fuckin weird. Then again some douche lives in the body of FFrank now doing music for indie sluts. These are weird times.

    siddbastardsiddbastard20 gün önce
  • Why the fuck I get a notification just now about this week old video

    Corn FartsCorn Farts20 gün önce
  • Artifact is just the new valve punchline. Goodbye Ricochet.

    Beautiful DuwangBeautiful Duwang20 gün önce
  • You forgot to mention dota autochess. I think that killed this game.

    MrJackoableMrJackoable20 gün önce
  • Those sighs though. Like, as soon as card was mentioned, it died.

    Wallace BreenWallace Breen20 gün önce
  • At this point every time they announce a game and it's not HL3 they deserve to be booed.

    Fak A YuFak A Yu20 gün önce
  • Pulling how many viewers on what platform? Switch? 😌

    baristabarista20 gün önce
  • The saddest thing is that they even managed to misspell Artefact..

    Fionn Ó FaoláinFionn Ó Faoláin20 gün önce
  • The burger king games were actually fun lol

    Richard HernandezRichard Hernandez20 gün önce
  • I still have infinite respect for Valve leaving all of those negative reviews up even though they had complete control of the platform.

    UniquenameosaurusUniquenameosaurus20 gün önce
Valve's Most Shameful Disaster