We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on that very same, frosty journey.
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Edited by Amy ► twitter.com/iceddarkroast
This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.



  • You know the rules, no firebending, you’ll get sent to the cooler

    Shmu62Shmu626 saatler önce
  • I just comment for sentiment

    Rin - rinRin - rin7 saatler önce
  • I’m Canadian can I just go out side in nothing ?

    Waffle Cat 2Waffle Cat 29 saatler önce
  • Can anybody tell me how much this costs? I've been looking everywhere.

    Ryan MontgomeryRyan Montgomery22 saatler önce
  • winds howling...

    Gast3r MasturGast3r MasturGün önce
  • 1:04 (ethan voice) ". . ..gleNDALE"

    sinnamin editssinnamin editsGün önce
  • Walt Disney was cremated in California lol I used to believe that they froze him

    Brandon GarciaBrandon GarciaGün önce
  • ah so now we have a guy for the contenders for working middle class people that are good at dealing with these dorks

    NotsogracefulmeNotsogracefulmeGün önce
  • i really hope mark and ethan went out in public with their robes and gloves after and straight up shocked the local civilians

    amelie toewsamelie toewsGün önce
  • p l u s u l t r a

    wastelandzbabywastelandzbabyGün önce
  • Nothing lasts forever They delete the channel at the end of the year People who reupload videos: (uno reverse card)

    DarkMasterDarkMaster2 gün önce
  • 1:50 i fell in love all over again.

    ChibiYui 0.0ChibiYui 0.02 gün önce
  • I honestly love Alex,. He’s become an unofficial cult member

    SilverstormSilverstorm3 gün önce
  • So many cool jobs lol

    brookie namjinsopevminkookrulesbrookie namjinsopevminkookrules3 gün önce
  • There isn't a lot of evidence to support the claims of cryotherapy having health benifits. Therehave been studies done on the claims about cryotherapy but the studies contradict eachother. If you ask me it's snake oil. Makes for a fun video though. Some claims like decreased inflammation are probably legit because ice does help inflammation. As far as weight loss it hasnt been proven and if you are burning calories its probably because you are shivering. There are better ways to burn calories.

    Truth_is_the _new_hateTruth_is_the _new_hate3 gün önce
  • Who esle chants unus annus

    Xcvii_gamesXcvii_games4 gün önce

    Sam_the_kid_Sam_the_kid_4 gün önce
  • muffin muffin

    nightmare muffinnightmare muffin4 gün önce
  • Even as cringy as these videos are everytime an outsider or professional is involved, can you just appreciate how mark and ethan are basically shouting out every single location they do videos at, promoting their services/goods? Like holy shit

    gamertodamaxgamertodamax5 gün önce
  • Biceps or abs? The answer is yes.

    Quiet FoxQuiet Fox5 gün önce
  • Why no one gon talk about how Alex be PACKING THO 😶😶

    What The HeccWhat The Hecc5 gün önce
  • *Holy Shit you could grind Meat on those Abs*

    The Fitchburg GamersThe Fitchburg Gamers5 gün önce
  • Saplings what is this Minecraft

    doggyeet ydoggyeet y5 gün önce
  • I want you to eat me like a popsicle crank is totally not gay for mark

    doggyeet ydoggyeet y5 gün önce

    Keith McCauleyKeith McCauley5 gün önce
  • I would kill someone for Alex

    charlie allencharlie allen5 gün önce
  • It’s like the thing from captain

    Jeremy MeadJeremy Mead5 gün önce
  • What happens if you fall asleep in it?

    Tawny Animus AnimationsTawny Animus Animations5 gün önce
  • 3 minutes record? pfft! we need to put Wim Hof in one of those

    Pete The IcemanPete The Iceman6 gün önce
  • Anyone else try to schedule an appointment but couldn't make contact....

    Will igarWill igar6 gün önce
  • Why was it only the right hand......

    Noah SchwartzNoah Schwartz7 gün önce
  • "You don't know what I've got hanging off of me!" _Actually_ * remembers the nude painting video * I think he knows as much as Amy.

    MegaChickenfishMegaChickenfish7 gün önce
  • I really hope somebody records all these vids so when they delete this channel

    m1lem1le7 gün önce

    FramRoosFramRoos7 gün önce
  • Not a masochist he just hates himself

    just some yandere with internet accessjust some yandere with internet access7 gün önce
  • Ethan: *steps out* Mark: "how do you feel? Ethan: "taller"

    Otaku Boi BuckyOtaku Boi Bucky7 gün önce
  • This is a great video to watch when you have the cold.

    Mihnea ZarojanuMihnea Zarojanu7 gün önce
  • Do you have any white robes yes with the slightly see-through perfect

    Max TowersMax Towers7 gün önce
  • Mark will you feel the sensation of death Him no nodding his head

    GachaTuber DylanGachaTuber Dylan8 gün önce
  • Alex got scared there for a minute lol

    Ruby MooreRuby Moore8 gün önce
  • for real at full volume still just barely enough volume

    E.P.I.C.E.P.I.C.8 gün önce
    • your mean

      E.P.I.C.E.P.I.C.8 gün önce
    • ha suckeerrrrrrrrrr

      E.P.I.C.E.P.I.C.8 gün önce
  • Soooo... amy stole lixian job huh?

    Rachel GardnerRachel Gardner8 gün önce
  • Im Finn in the blööd and I would freeze too

    Röuß HarjuRöuß Harju9 gün önce
  • This is how they’ll get through the year of this channel, be frozen throughout it

    Anoninonimous :DAnoninonimous :D10 gün önce
  • every time they say "this is what it means to go even further beyond" i'm just sittin here waiting for that "plus ultra"

    NovaStar EntertainmentNovaStar Entertainment10 gün önce
  • You don’t know what I have hanging off me, :Ethan has seen marks dick, like three times

    Cosplay ClownCosplay Clown10 gün önce
    • Probably more times

      Neku SamaNeku Sama9 gün önce
  • "Yeah he's getting a little delirious"

    David HoldsworthDavid Holdsworth10 gün önce
  • 2:24 definitely not *nods head*

    Jake BoBakeJake BoBake10 gün önce
  • Walt Disney being frozen is a myth, he was cremated, and his ashes are actually there in Cali! Glendale, CA at that, in the Forest Lawn memorial park. I hope to one day go visit the park, and even maybe see about some historical places Mr. Disney lived and worked that have been turned into museums. Might be a cool place for you guys to go either on or off camera? Well, museum-wise. Not sure doing videos at his resting place would be a good idea.

    Haunter BrayHaunter Bray10 gün önce
  • Most of these videos I just watch for the laughs but this one might actually help me a lot. I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis at 23 and medications don't seem to help. Apparently, cryotherapy could. I didn't even know it was a thing until now.

    Stacey WheelerStacey Wheeler10 gün önce
    • I would be really careful. This type of 'therapy' is not endorsed by the WHO, FDA or CDC. People have been permanently crippled and have died. Consult a doctor.

      TombWraithTombWraith6 gün önce

    Irish PotatoIrish Potato10 gün önce
  • Y'all should do a dna test (the blood part made me think of it)

    RandomReaderRandomReader10 gün önce
  • Alex is such a fucking click bait

    Chad MasseyChad Massey10 gün önce
  • At about 7:38, I can hear some music in the background. Now I'm trying to listen to that specifically lol

    caitrin mcfetridgecaitrin mcfetridge11 gün önce
  • I’m officially a fan of this guy in the video :)

    KhaddiKhaddi11 gün önce
  • Me: :( Alex: :) Me: :))

    Amii DrawzAmii Drawz11 gün önce
  • Mark and Eathan: this is what it feels to go beyond! My weeb ass: Plus Ultra!

    M3lt3d _Ic3cr3amM3lt3d _Ic3cr3am11 gün önce
  • What does the timer mean

    Joe VarelaJoe Varela11 gün önce
  • Mark with his step stood 😂💚

    Quinn WhiteQuinn White11 gün önce
  • Erm since when was this a profession and where can I apply for a job?

    x.sammi joanne.xx.sammi joanne.x11 gün önce
  • “Definitely not” as he is shaking his head yes

    Skylar SchilffarthSkylar Schilffarth11 gün önce
  • I really hope they just stop uploading instead of deleting because this is amazing content and i just want to watch all of it

    Matt The CattMatt The Catt11 gün önce
  • Knowing me I'd be the guy who cant get a word out but every 10 seconds and id say some shit like "its burning up in here can we turn this thing down"

    kristopher ardiskristopher ardis12 gün önce
  • Damn, I've had liquid nitrogen used on me to remove warts and it HURTS like a bitch. I couldn't imagine being completely immersed in it!

    ShayAwayShayAway12 gün önce
  • Unus Annus!

    bandti45bandti4512 gün önce
  • Isn’t this channel about accepting how every thing dies eventually so it isn’t it kind of the opposite for them to do something that is supposed to make you younger

    Nathan HarterNathan Harter12 gün önce
  • Unus Annus!

    Emperor KraglintEmperor Kraglint12 gün önce
  • I love how everyone they meet initially thinks they're a couple.

    non existentnon existent12 gün önce
  • come along but dont freeze your *DICK*

    MLGDa135MLGDa13512 gün önce
  • 5:03 Go PlUs UlTrA

    Court JesterCourt Jester12 gün önce
We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves