Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

In every Zombie Apocalypse that I've ever been through, I've had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?
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  • Ah I forgot Ethan had hair and it’s weird seeing him with it, he looks good with short hair

    Spacey SkeletonSpacey Skeleton33 dakika önce
  • I am eternally touched by marks inspirational cult speech at the end

    Isnthatjust _peachyIsnthatjust _peachy2 saatler önce
  • When 7:54 happened i had a dirty thought, i was thinking "So, if your peepee is hard u can use it as a weapon? GOOOOD TO KNOOOW."

    DarkAngel J24DarkAngel J243 saatler önce
  • I would join marks cult

    Jackson MillerJackson Miller5 saatler önce
  • Nice taken reference

    GrandmasterGonkGrandmasterGonk14 saatler önce
  • "whenever I hit somebody, they don't hit back. Not that they CAN'T hit back... Except that one guy, his rib was broken."

    P1ckl3d P0t4t03sP1ckl3d P0t4t03s17 saatler önce
  • my friend and i have been planning it ever since we met, like, five years ago. smh get on our level bros

    jocelynjocelyn19 saatler önce
  • Let’s be honest if a zombie apocalypse happens and starts in the states when it reaches Florida or anywhere with hillbillies their ain’t gonna be much zombies walking

    Robotic OwlRobotic Owl20 saatler önce
  • Mark will be famous more for his quotes than his videos🤣

    LincolnLincolnGün önce
  • yeah let’s dump my adhd pills and get JACKED

    Hayden BattyeHayden BattyeGün önce
  • Is anyone counting the touchusannus things at all anymore? Haha

    ConnorPatrickMusicConnorPatrickMusicGün önce
  • Everyone is talking about how Mark is a cult leader, but you're forgetting that Ethan is also an Unus Annus leader and could definitely get a cult following during an apocalypse.

    Rose LalondeRose LalondeGün önce
  • col ell

    a n y aa n y aGün önce
  • Bruh unus anus= cult

    Andrew BrancoAndrew BrancoGün önce
  • I scored a 67.5%, and it mentioned now would be a good time to buy a machete and canned goods

    Cassidy FordhamCassidy FordhamGün önce
  • i love these two so much!!

    Brenda HartBrenda HartGün önce
  • "Except for the one guy, his rib was broken, he was down." [flashbacks to Arms and El-Blindo]

    king eth-vari-anking eth-vari-anGün önce
  • to leave your *Mark* I'm sorry, I'll show myself out also, Mark, you already are a cult leader...

    Waffus and PancakesWaffus and PancakesGün önce
  • I took the rest and I got 81.7%

    Not so RandomNot so RandomGün önce
  • Hmm I took the quiz and got 74% chance of survival. I'm surprised considering what a doofus I am 😂

    Whimsical CloudsWhimsical CloudsGün önce
  • This is the life path he took to become a cult leader

    Follower Of DuckFollower Of DuckGün önce
  • I I didn’t know mark had Add as well

    Mia CoxMia Cox2 gün önce
  • with the medical conditions one I wonder if mark put anything for food allergies, because fermented berries can make alcohol, and fair amount of alcohol has fermented fruit in it, also the kereru is a native bird to new Zealand that get drunk from the berries it eats and they can be really potent so..... do forests have defribrulaters? no? okay

    Lauren MooreLauren Moore2 gün önce
  • Who else wants them to play dnd

    ApartheidApartheid2 gün önce
  • Halo much?

    Fallen GuardianLRFallen GuardianLR2 gün önce
  • C u l t Cu l t

    Hyper IsMissingHyper IsMissing2 gün önce
  • hehe leave a "mark"

    Nadia RusuNadia Rusu2 gün önce
  • Mark: *epic speech to rally survivors against the undead* Ethan: *dramatically singing the halo theme song* Me: .... wait.... are we still saying this isn't a cult?

    Neko AnimuNeko Animu2 gün önce
  • This is a cult and I am 100% here for it

    Lina VanderWalLina VanderWal3 gün önce
  • Mark:I could’ve been a cult leader. Me: *signs up all his worldly possessions to Mark and drinks a nice glass of cyanide*

    Gabriel NormandGabriel Normand3 gün önce
  • I would join

    the Martian stormthe Martian storm3 gün önce
  • I like how we went from CoronaVirus to Zombie Apocalypse. 😂 Practically the same thing.

    Bubbly ChubblyBubbly Chubbly3 gün önce
  • Oh wait I already did

    Jack ThomaJack Thoma3 gün önce
  • I mean hell I would join

    Jack ThomaJack Thoma3 gün önce
  • Cults are so fun

    Mr GoldMr Gold3 gün önce
  • I watch the walking dead so trust me I know how to survive a zombie apocalypse 😎

    Ionee DurkinIonee Durkin3 gün önce
  • Marks dad said "hmm... Must have been the wind"

    Madeleine ReeveMadeleine Reeve4 gün önce
  • I would pay to hear Mark do a cult-like speak again. It's fascinating to see

    Kindred SpiritsKindred Spirits4 gün önce
  • Makes sense that exercise helps with your add as add and adhd is mostly caused by low dopamine and as exercise ups dopamine it makes handling add better

    Acbaldwin6Acbaldwin64 gün önce
  • it took me like half the video to realize the backround music was the music and not someone in my house singing

    Symys Sport ReportSymys Sport Report4 gün önce
  • I got 69.1

    Skemmy BOISkemmy BOI4 gün önce
  • I got 63.9%- that's fucked up.

    clrclr4 gün önce
  • Best channel ever

    Coulson BainCoulson Bain4 gün önce
  • Zombies are the only supernatural creatures that creep me out

    • Skyla Wigley •• Skyla Wigley •4 gün önce
  • Follow the almighty Markiplier

    Sver JediSver Jedi4 gün önce
  • At the end I started screaming in recruitment and my parents gave me a WTF face

    Ben GreenawayBen Greenaway4 gün önce
  • How did Ethan win with no weapons in a metropolitan area? Lol that makes no since

    Devon OrrDevon Orr5 gün önce
  • I only got like 53%

    Mathew BaptistaMathew Baptista5 gün önce
  • What are you talking about??? Mark is a cult leader with millions of subscribers

    Alex_w1308Alex_w13085 gün önce
  • No one gonna talk about how mark says he’s never been in a fight but he did wrestling 😂

    Christine K.Christine K.5 gün önce
  • Dat ending tho

    iCrusTyiCrusTy5 gün önce
  • *sees fluoxetine* me, a fellow depressed teen: ah prozac

    Livikins !Livikins !5 gün önce
  • Not gonna lie, the Halo theme at the end is some fitting cult music...if they challenge you run them over with the Puma

    spencer craigspencer craig5 gün önce
  • i have had 6 broken bones but i didn't cry at all

    Amy CiriacksAmy Ciriacks5 gün önce
  • I feel like every cult should have an Ethan choir.

    BTS4minuteKARD NamjoonBTS4minuteKARD Namjoon5 gün önce
  • Mark - I pay very close attention to what I eat. Also Mark - eats half a jar of peanut butter for a video and melts. 😂❤️

    Art In InsanityArt In Insanity6 gün önce
  • Am I the only one spooked by how unironically convincing that speech at the end was?? Like I'm signing all the dotted lines

    Oliver DavisOliver Davis6 gün önce
  • it was really sad when ethan said "pencil me in for ADD please... actually for all of this." :(

    Annie OrlandoAnnie Orlando6 gün önce
  • Wait the Owen Wilson joke was pretty accurate

    Olivia CrippsOlivia Cripps6 gün önce
  • Only thing I listened to was the halo the am song

    conner pierceconner pierce6 gün önce
  • I'm joining Mark's cult if I get speeches like that

    Lazy LlamaLazy Llama6 gün önce
  • nah man when the zombie apocalypse actually happenin i instantly blow my head off i really dont wanna get eaten alive man

    SpliffingtonSpliffington7 gün önce
  • 3:30 I have decided I want to DUMP MY A.D.D PILLS I wont do the excersise tho

    Lamaster 651Lamaster 6517 gün önce
  • Mark: "there could be an alternate universe where I am a cult leader" *creates Unus Annus and has millions of people who follow him but it will all eventually end and become non existent*

    Mackenzie GMackenzie G7 gün önce
  • ALL HALL MARK AND ETHAN!!! OUR LORDS AND SAVIOR!!! WE SHALL PROTECT THEM, BECAUSE WE ARE THERE FOLLOWERS OF THIS NEW RELIGION!!! ALL HALL UNUS ANNUS!!! (Also lords, if you see this you should probably check on tiktok because the cult is getting bigger, and stronger😊)

    Dr.Shadows _049Dr.Shadows _0497 gün önce
  • What do you call someone who has a tactical shovel in there head Doug

    Tyler OlivateTyler Olivate7 gün önce
  • Took the test and got a 74.6%

    IDrawSometimeIDrawSometime7 gün önce
  • I expected him to say “FOR WE ARE UNNUS ANNUS!”

    Caleigh KenterCaleigh Kenter7 gün önce
  • Baldness

    SadInfoSadInfo8 gün önce
  • mark: "I stopped taking my ADD meds and suplemented it with exercise" me, who stopped kick boxing three months ago because the gym closed down during quarantine and my attention spam went down rapidly, even with my meds and I couldn't figure out why: ohhhhhhh....

    anna x messanna x mess8 gün önce
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