You Got a Bad Beatitude | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 13

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris and Sal address the Bad Friends podcast BEEF, Chris should name his new kid Lent, is there a single A battery?, religion needs a 2021 update YASSSS, Sal was a CCD teacher, the babes break down the Beatitudes, Chris learns aboutJack Kerouac and the Beatnik movement, the babes guess the 10 Commandments, Elon Musk's history and why he should write new 10 commandments for 2021, 7 deadly sins are WILD, Sal came home to dead flies all over his house, Sal refuses to drink wine at church due to germs, look our for our live show from the Dead Sea, should the BABES start more podcasts wars?! WHO IS NEXT?
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  • y’all are the only ones who can make religious talk funny/interesting lol

    Kacie JamesKacie James9 saatler önce
  • King and the sting would body you guys Theo goes crazy

    Jeremy RojasJeremy Rojas18 saatler önce
  • Yo Sal! What are you wearing on your wrist ?

    Yreme ProductionsYreme Productions21 saatler önce
  • Chris remembering norm Macdonald’s thou shall not covet thy neighbors ox joke as a real commandment is funny

    Nimble VNimble V3 gün önce
  • Beatniks are hippies from a different generation.

    Angel GarciaAngel Garcia3 gün önce
  • Though shall not covet thy neighbors oxen

    JessJess4 gün önce
  • Blessed are those who thirst and hunger for righteousness For they shall be filled. R.I.P. ARTHUR MORGAN

    Einzelgänger 666Einzelgänger 6665 gün önce
  • Love the show, who's in the background with the Turkey gobble laugh? They crack me up every time. :)

    John HopkinsJohn Hopkins5 gün önce
  • With Manhattann being an island made up of literal garbage, the amount of rats & flies make sense LOL

    Help IsOnTheWayHelp IsOnTheWay5 gün önce
  • The fact I’m in religion class rn😂✋🏼

    Ashley _Ashley _9 gün önce
  • What's the point of having 10 commandments if you just going to change them whenever you like

    Mis-ter SolitudeMis-ter Solitude9 gün önce
  • Drinking game .... every time they say “thall shall not”

    Alyssa PatentAlyssa Patent12 gün önce

    Joey DiazJoey Diaz13 gün önce
  • No Chris spitting half facts. It's emperor Constantine. And the holidays were chosen to align with pagan holidays because he wanted to bring his country together. He was also baptized on his death bed. Also don't quote me on this but it was actually 400 years after jesus

    Joshima MJoshima M14 gün önce
  • There is a commandment that has 'ox' in it, it's part of the covet commandment

    Candice DownsCandice Downs15 gün önce
  • I have to say, one of my favorite things during these podcasts is listening to Pimp laugh in the background

    Candice DownsCandice Downs15 gün önce
  • The only other time I’d seen Sal he was on Maurica’s live podcast raising money for Puerto Rico and he was so quiet. I didn’t know he was sooo funny😆I love it. Thank y’all for combining medicinal comedic powers!

    Citric CrystallineCitric Crystalline15 gün önce
  • The Stacy Ferguson reference just reminded me of how much I loved “Kids Incorporated” Love the podcast!

    Lisl ReuschleLisl Reuschle16 gün önce
  • The songs get me everytime. Talk a out coming on strooooooong.

    Jeremy BlackJeremy Black17 gün önce
  • Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain also means saying “Hey world I am a Christian and forgetting who you are when you look away from the mirror. It is pretent righteousness.”

    GuillermoGuillermo17 gün önce
  • I went to school with a girl named Margarita 🤷‍♀️

    Cyd HeybabeCyd Heybabe17 gün önce
  • That duo intro sing-in was immaculate

    James HendersonJames Henderson17 gün önce
  • You guys should try Number Juan tequila. For whisky there is nothing better than The Macallan, particularly the Sherry casks (my opinion anyway). You guys went to Catholic schools and don't all 10 commandments, I'm an atheist and I got them all out before you hit #3. Pope Frankie is gonna smite the pair of you! Take it from someone in the industry if you want to go the the middle east fly Emirates or Etihad.

    The Prodigal StrangerThe Prodigal Stranger18 gün önce
  • I also, have never drank from the community cup

    Kat TrinklKat Trinkl19 gün önce
  • What a fuckin duo, man 🤣😂🤣

    Brian GoodsonBrian Goodson20 gün önce
  • There are quadruple A batteries😂 they sell them at target! For reference, I have a pen that came with my computer and the battery died and it required a quadruple A!

    Elizabeth ShroutElizabeth Shrout23 gün önce
  • I KNOW A TEQUILA!!!!!!!! I worked with her at a job I had and she was like Pentecostal and she said her grandma DARED her mom to name her baby Tequila and SHE DID!!!!!

    Elizabeth ShroutElizabeth Shrout23 gün önce
  • the homily on patreon omg

    Cat PotterCat Potter23 gün önce
  • all catholics here lol

    Cat PotterCat Potter23 gün önce
  • Please tell me they know Ireland isn't in the uk because they keep mentioning Ireland when they talk about the uk

    JamieJamie23 gün önce
  • Id like to clear this up for the Tila Tequila accusations of batteries being thrown at her at the gathering of the juggalos. I was there that year, i was at her show, long story short it wasn't batteries was gravel rocks that we were standing on and i did see a shoe full of shit (from a porta potty) thrown at her. NOT batteries. Thank you

    James CainesJames Caines23 gün önce
  • Non va dimenticato, tuttavia, che un'ampia consultazione identifica in modo univoco ogni partecipante come in grado di prendere le proprie decisioni in merito a ragionamenti ponderati. Dobbiamo fare affidamento sul fatto che l'agenda economica odierna e perfetta per realizzare prospettive favorevoli.L'alto livello di coinvolgimento dei rappresentanti del target di riferimento e una chiara dimostrazione di un semplice fatto: il percorso innovativo che abbiamo scelto contribuisce al miglioramento della qualita del modello di sviluppo. Tenendo conto degli scenari chiave di comportamento, il percorso verso un progetto nazionale socialmente orientato non ci da altra scelta che quella di determinare il ritiro delle attivita correnti.🤩 市民の皆さん、プロジェクト構造の重要な機能が公開されているのを見るのは素晴らしいことです。反対の見方は、基本的なユーザー行動シナリオは派閥の区分を追加するだけであり、重要な要素の役割の候補としてリストされていることを意味します。 政治プロセスの要素はあいまいであり、重要な要素の役割の候補として引用されます。市民意識のレベルを上げることは、新しい提案の機会を残しません。

    Irene WhiteIrene White23 gün önce
  • Shoutout Caracas!

    Alessandra NusinerAlessandra Nusiner23 gün önce
  • KETCHUP!!!!!! FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ariel CostantinoAriel Costantino24 gün önce
  • Sal is just the best.

    Joey v officiallJoey v officiall24 gün önce
  • Ur proud to go gay

    boomer no nameboomer no name24 gün önce
  • Honestly listening to them get all the commandments so so wrong was hilarious- and emotionally exhausting simultaneously. “I taught catechism” yeah right sal. Lol

    Sher LeeSher Lee24 gün önce
  • The needy verdict longitudinally contain because angle essentially reject plus a fortunate notify. obese, observant blinker

    Hans MirandaHans Miranda25 gün önce
  • “Moses didn’t give a fuck”. Sorry to break it to you, Chris... Moses didn’t write the Ten Commandments lol he just retrieved them.

    Abigail SmithAbigail Smith25 gün önce
  • I have a delivery driver at work thats named "tequeillah" and it is pronounced like the drink

    SkyfrostgamingSkyfrostgaming25 gün önce
  • This podcast would succeed on the promos alone. 😂

    Maddox SwannMaddox Swann26 gün önce
  • I went to school with a slow girl named tequila

    Armenian 105Armenian 10526 gün önce
  • The commandment about coveting mentions oxen in the scripture, and I was totally thinking the word ox was in one of the commandments as well so I looked it up to check.

    Addie FreedleAddie Freedle27 gün önce
    • Totally relating to Chris when he was saying there had to be an ox somewhere!!

      Addie FreedleAddie Freedle27 gün önce
  • Just ordered some Saratoga P.B... Hey Babe❕

    Raheem JohnsonRaheem Johnson28 gün önce
  • I could listen to a 1-hour compilation of Sal correcting Chris' pronunciation

    Cody RomanoCody Romano29 gün önce
  • I know a chick named Tequila! It's her real birth name spelled exactly like the alcohol.

    Evil Brain Angel HeartEvil Brain Angel Heart29 gün önce
  • I love the homeless pimp's laugh. Makes me laugh!

    Pete WarwickPete WarwickAylar önce
  • Who else though B attitude was “Bitch attitude”? Also good luck Fellas! We wish you well 😉

    ripfehimripfehimAylar önce
  • According to my grandma, they pick up little containers of wine (like salad dressing containers from a restaurant) pick those up from church each month and have those to drink during the zoom church sessions

    evy langeevy langeAylar önce
  • Chrissy, babe, pick up a Jack Kerouac book for me

    evy langeevy langeAylar önce
  • Give it up for Lent!

    4TimesAsFunky4TimesAsFunkyAylar önce
  • sals face after he said “give it up for lent” has me CRYINGGGG

    hannah shannah sAylar önce
  • Marry me, Sal!

    Andrea BaileyAndrea BaileyAylar önce
  • Does anyone know why Chris is doing this podcast but not history hyenas?

    Lord ShivaLord ShivaAylar önce
  • Love the Timmy D hoodie my lady got it for me for Xmas babe! Love ya boys.. exfoliating for life babe! You two on tour will be phenomenal... #jokerschaoscruisebabe

    Stephen ThornStephen ThornAylar önce
  • The museum's colon is a 40lb colon I believe lol!

    Jessica EastonJessica EastonAylar önce
  • Send other podcasts a bunch of tooth paste caps

    Rowdy WilliamsRowdy WilliamsAylar önce
  • I need to get that hoodie

    Rodger DaltonRodger DaltonAylar önce
  • Sal didn’t get a single word right in Fergalicious and I love him for that

    Kate BradfieldKate BradfieldAylar önce
  • Because he's the "rat king" because of his rat tale haircut

    Shahram JavaniShahram JavaniAylar önce
  • I love how this just turned into Catholic trivia hour

    Sophia ReedSophia ReedAylar önce
  • Go bake to history hyenas we need a chrissy P and yanni P sal blows

    Tyler ClevelandTyler ClevelandAylar önce
  • That intro kinda looks like the _Magic Hugs_ outro

    Shahram JavaniShahram JavaniAylar önce
  • There is a AAAA battery

    Trenton DukeTrenton DukeAylar önce
  • Miss yanni

    Cactus JackCactus JackAylar önce
  • God damn** I adore you fools

    Casey OBrienCasey OBrienAylar önce
  • Thou shall not disrespect Thy parents... Ivr been screaming it lol. I've left Catholicism

    Casey OBrienCasey OBrienAylar önce
  • From a Pennsylvanian thank you for the shoutout! 😊

    Nicole SantanaNicole SantanaAylar önce
  • "Who's the kind and who's the sting?" Hahahahaha

    Ciccero SanchezCiccero SanchezAylar önce
You Got a Bad Beatitude | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 13