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Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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Jemony Cnicket
The title legit sounded like my mom when she is about to ground me for WeEkS.
HI BABE
I immediately panicked thinking "what did I do" then I remember she doesn't even know I exist wtf
Patient zeros.! First Covid case
uh babys cant walk
12:36 someone didn’t pay the math budget😂
My mom sent this to me...
People: What's your favorite colour? Joana: *shrek.*
joana: i’m sick literally everyone and their dog: it’s the COVID
Umm am I the only one to notice that Joana the marvelous chef cracked an egg with just one hand 7:54
41th video I've commented this on: make avocado cookies.
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Did you ever consider becoming a physical cosmologist? Since you said you just wanted to think about the universe, hat feels perfect! ♥️
“It’s cuz he’s adopted” I’m wheezing 🤣
“I just slap some paint on a canvas and see what happens” *paints birth of venus*
4:30 Joanna: Of course I will Me being a viewer now: huh, so this is where the madness started
Social Media truly is a toilet, and you have to know how to use it correctly or else you will sit on that thing for hours." THIS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH
seni cok seviom
WTH is purple rain?
Song by prince
Its 240 words per minute
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She looks nothing like her dad because he’s adopted 👌
I love percy jackson more but i respect u joana💁♀️😀
"social media truly is a toilet" ;-;
Aren't I your freind
your face would look good with a nose piercing
Don't know how I ended up here, but as a physics grad student, I should let you know that if you want to avoid people, the physics life might be perfect for you.
I hope you to achieve more success love you 🥰😘🌛
god damn it ceddia
She should be a art teacher
4:22 "How did you get sick?" "Condom ads came out" Me : 😳😳😳
Haha 😭😭
I had a dream there was a massive cookie after watching your 2million subscriber video(thanks)
tiny b00bs>>>>>>>>>>>
d vdav cdvdafds fda fcd
It is what it is
BRO SAME MY SMALL ASS BOOBS LITERALLY CANT EVEN FIT A UNIQLO BRA 😭😭😭😭
see, i have the same reason to not upgrade past the 2017 ipad *no headphone jack*
when are you running for president.
Shrek and put open hulk
me: when did she turn into john cena?
I was scrolling through TRvision when I saw this video, and mentally said, "Damn it. What did I do this time?" 😂
jarli camelio jaddison cae jimotheé chalamet jendaya janessa cudgens jac cefron jillie ceilish jariana crande justin ceiber jam cmith jaylor cwift jonald crump jemma chamberlain job cross i could go on
@Marija Aleksić jonan cray
Jisac Cewten
Joana: I only have two friends both of which are my parents Jade: am I a joke to u? What happened w jade tho?
When did you start drawing can you do a video about drawing
Of course she doesn’t want kids, she’s still a kid. 😂
I SWEAR I DID MY MATH HOMEWORK-
Winter time in rio means nothing really. Sometimes it's like the laws of the earth just Dont apply here. It gets cold whenever it wants without any regard for any life form. The only thing consistent is the rain and floods during summer and opressive heat all year round no matter the season.
i can’t possibly be the only one who thinks they see someone behind her 👁👄👁
Joana, You are my favorite youtuber of all time and the title of this video... amazing. my favorite video that me and my cousin watch is mom, i want a dog like the ending... me and my cousin almost peed our pants. also may i recommend a video idea, PLAY ROBLOX
The most mature vlog ever.
I feel like she wants to go into philosophy
Me: *sees title* Me: Ok mom I promise It wasn’t my fault that I ate the cookies and chips ok! Jennifer made me do it please don’t take my phone! I’m sorry! Jennifer made me do it, she said she would do my homework for today :(
I love you Joana but 4 words a second for 1 minute does not equal 400 words
ur like my second personality
Wow this was on my birthday!
U SPOILED TWD FOR ME AHHHHHHH
the fact that Joana is like a literal clone of her mom, and that her mom is a literal clone of her mom, just goes to show how dominant the female genes are in her family. Like seriously AHAHA
holy shit when the question "how did you get sick" came on, an advertisement on how germs spread suddenly appeared on my screen and I was rendered speechless due to how coincidental that was AHAHAHA
$7000 a year for school? i swear American higher education is a scam
Percy Jackson over Harry Potter, that's all I'm gonna say.
She had corona before it began
Im from brazil and im happy to see you talking about this hehehehehheheheh
dont mind me just looking the the comment at 11:03's pfp because we stan park jimin
@Angie but thank you for being respectful anyways
@Angie ninki minjaj..
I Exist im sorry that most people where toxic to you, most kpop stans think there fandom is the best and are just toxic and i deeply apologize
yee haw bicycle yee haw bicycle lets go to the beach beach lets go get away they say what they gonna say grab a drink drink
@Angie thank you for respecting my opinion. a lot of Kpop fans can be pretty toxic at times
Me watching this in 1 am: PAPA DON'T PREACH!
E girls and vsco girls the same...omg lmao
7:00 This made m laugh so hard oh my goodness
I remember reading percy jackson for english in sixth grade and i honestly do not remember a word of it.
7000 CAD (about 5,000 usd) for a YEAR. wow. *cries in US student debt*
When she said Percy Jackson was to hipped up that broke my heart
Wow the kids question that is literally my mind right now