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Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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Jemony Cnicket
7:36, idk why, but that was extremely funny
One of the things i love about her videos is the description because they’re so funny and have nothing to do with the actual video 😂 I love your videos Joana you’re absolutely amazing and don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not
WHY DID I GET A TRUMP AD BEFORE YOUR VIDEO
ThE BeEs
Little did she know she was going to shave her hair off
do your parents ever talk to you in English?
The casino in Percy Jackson was a reference to the island of the lotus eaters in the Odyssey! I think Percy Jackson is (loosely) based off of that story but I don’t know for sure and it probably doesn’t matter, I just thought it was neat
"You're in trouble and we need to talk" That nearly gave me a heart attack when i saw that
Ladies and Gentlemen....this was the first case of the corona virus. 😂😂😂 jk. Love you Joana!
I thought I was in trouble.... Am I grounded yet?
Do u have caronavirus
14.52 "Of course i would shave my head off!" *Shereallydidthat*
Hi
In just bing watching your videos
i know that this is like... 10000 years old and someone prob already said it but the Hotel Casino thing in PJO its important like... sOO IMPORTANT for the third book
How is she not sponsored by Aritzia
Me: *sees title* *starts getting anxious because of the trauma that is the school calling my mom*
What in gods name was that slop/"food" she made!?? WHAT WAS IT 😩
Joana: i have so many hairstyles to try Also Joana: Shaves her head bald I guess you cant do that anymore!
14:49 She kept her word.
Back when she had hair
Please collaborate with Simply Nailogical. I just bought a Nike water bottle of course it was blue but I mean it lasted three years and is still alive so that's good for me love your videos bye
HAHAHA OMG MY MOM IS A SVP AT AMC AND I TOLD HER THAT IT WAS A STUPID DECISION TO KILL CARL
I was wondering why she looked so different and I realized that she still had her hair and I was wondering how in the world she grew it back that quickly and I looked at the date and in this essay I will-
😂 well she did "get over it."
My shawn mendes phase has not passed, it’s been six years
History of John cena hair Cut with craft scissors Again cut with craft scissors Box bleach Brad mondo bleached it Shaved it all off
Wow joana really out here active and artistically talented AnD hella smart AND funny??? Fuck my drag
You may have heard of Spanglish but have you heard of PARCHGINGLISH!!!!
what's your favorite type of bean? Joana: Mr. Bean XD im seriously *wheezing*
you really dont need to deal well with people when you're a professor
U spoilerd twd ?!ß!?!!?!?! whyy????
14:50 oh
take advantage of when you have small boobies bc you would want small boobies when your a full grown adult (to all the 9 years olds)
Wait...they killed Carl??
Just saying but in percy Jackson nico is one of my fav hotels so I'm not mad they went to the lotus hotel Also I will always think percy Jackson is the better book series But the movies are bad
“I get out a lot” Wow. That line did not age well.
You shaved your head off!!
12:28 if u are taking 4 words in a second,, isnt that 240 words in a minute?
Who else here is exited for the video, but also just as exited to see what Joana wrote in the description. I promise you if you don’t read it you should! It’s SO funny and I LOVE the stories
Omg Joana, you are the best TRvisionr, you never fail to make me smile when I am in a bad place.
Yous gots a high iq
12:25. No hate, but if you have to write 4 words by each second of the video and you are editing a whole minute you do not write 400 words, but 240 words. 4*60=240
I bet one day you'll shave your head..heheh
My favorite color is also shrek
*Viewer*-will you dye your hair and impulsive color? *Joana Ceddia*-yes, after I let it grow out. _Umm, about that...you are bald now...?_
Canada: “7,000 per YEAR for an undergraduate degree” “No standardized tests” “No Ivy League schools” “Just do well in high school” USA: MIT with 73,160 PER YEAR 👀 All the standardized tests we have to take each year 👀 Even if u do well.... can u afford it??
In the first PercyJackson book, they were stuck in the casino so that later when they introduced Nico and Bianca, we had a back story to look at and understand why they had no recollection of what happened from the past.
"i have so many other hairstyles!" *shaves head*
jeremy cabanban in this video: *i'll wait for my hair to grow out* also johnny carson now: *i sHaVeD mY hEaD :>*
Who is here after she actually shaved her hair?
There are standardized tests in Canada. The literacy test and EQAO in grades 3,6, and 9. No SAT’s though
I love how she said “I’m gonna grow my hair out” and now she’s bald. Tea
😂
Carl? your upset that carl died? when comtemplating the universe what have you figured out?
The show died when they killed Carl
10:36
Who’s here after Joana shaved her head!
where you get the microphone from?
It's at simp now
Who is watching this after John Cena shaved her head . . . .
Little did she know when she was filming this that she was gonna go bald🤯
Dear John Cena, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Wait a minute. Joana claims that when writing voice overs for a video, she typically writes about 4 words per sec of footage. If each second equals 4 words and each minute is 60 seconds then you would have approximately 240 words per minute. JOANA, HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET 400!?!?
Well the thing with the lotus casino actually comes up in the second book series which is why I love rick Riordans writing because little things that seem insignificant are actually major plot lines in later books , his writing is so intertwined and I can’t even imagine how he made it all work
Wooooow Joana has hair...
"I have so many other hairstyles to try" Me: like being bald for example.
12:31 4 words per second...
i love your hair
Howdy Joana, Love your videos. Make sure to pray to our Lord and Savior SHREK!!