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Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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  • I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

    Itz ArtLifeItz ArtLife14 saatler önce
  • They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT thrice. I could neverrrrr

    HeenHeenGün önce
  • marry me plz lol

    Zoe NehrerZoe NehrerGün önce
  • Same

    Shazmin KamaliShazmin Kamali2 gün önce
  • 11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

    T. D.T. D.2 gün önce
  • your hair looks great!!

    Tearani WikohikaTearani Wikohika2 gün önce
  • Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

    Lily FerazziLily Ferazzi2 gün önce
  • Whats Harry Potter

    Carli CartisserCarli Cartisser2 gün önce
  • Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

    James BarretJames Barret2 gün önce
  • We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

    Brad LewisBrad Lewis2 gün önce
  • 12:32 *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*

    J MJ M2 gün önce
  • “how did you get sick?” *inhale* *”t h e b e e s”*

    _O_Li_ v_a_O_Li_ v_a3 gün önce
  • 11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

    HiccamoHiccamo3 gün önce
  • 4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

    Happy manHappy man3 gün önce
  • Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

    Alice RiveraAlice Rivera3 gün önce
  • DUDE Small boobs are THE BEST I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

    Mariana PerazaMariana Peraza3 gün önce
  • love your vids please respond.

    Hannah LidalaHannah Lidala3 gün önce
  • Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

    Maysen BrownMaysen Brown4 gün önce
  • ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

    urheart inhumanformurheart inhumanform4 gün önce
  • God bless.

    Wonder DrawWonder Draw4 gün önce
  • *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

    JasminekimJasminekim5 gün önce
  • Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat 👇🏻

    Min YoonjiMin Yoonji5 gün önce
  • Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

    Pepe's MamaPepe's Mama6 gün önce
  • Joana: can TRvision just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

    GloriaplaysGloriaplays6 gün önce
  • Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

    Virgie Leah Bagares-NemisVirgie Leah Bagares-Nemis6 gün önce
  • I think the killer bee's got eem... trvision.net/detail/video-WexTLNIWZN0.html I am sorry and also you are welcome.

    Titsalina BumsquashTitsalina Bumsquash6 gün önce
  • 4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

    charlotte is tiredcharlotte is tired6 gün önce
  • Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you. Tnks. Love your videos.

    Arthur BonicioArthur Bonicio7 gün önce
  • omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

    crrluvcrrluv7 gün önce
  • what uni does she go to?

    Fayo OlatunjiFayo Olatunji7 gün önce
  • Is ur refrigerator running? Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?) The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes. And I have to catch it. Comical..

    Rianna The KirbyRianna The Kirby7 gün önce
  • Shave your head off lol 💜

    RenattaRenatta7 gün önce
  • John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS” me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

    tea timetea time8 gün önce
  • That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

    mike diasmike dias8 gün önce
  • Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

    Emily JacoboEmily Jacobo8 gün önce
  • joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands" no one ... absolutely no one ... Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

    i do stuffi do stuff8 gün önce
  • "Catch me with my hair down I dare you" Hah.

    •Mintii Aesthetic••Mintii Aesthetic•8 gün önce
  • Apply to Google!

    Steph GSteph G8 gün önce
  • please. stop peaking that mic

    trixsweatpantstrixsweatpants8 gün önce
  • im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

    Benji CuyuganBenji Cuyugan9 gün önce
  • Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

    Molly BullockMolly Bullock9 gün önce
  • Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!

    Me OkMe Ok9 gün önce
  • I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA

    Grace ChoGrace Cho9 gün önce
  • “shave ur head off”

    vicky russovicky russo10 gün önce
  • Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer

    A FREAKIN CATA FREAKIN CAT10 gün önce
  • No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Everyone in the comment section: no one:

    Carlea WilsonCarlea Wilson10 gün önce
  • you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back

    jhonjhon10 gün önce
  • Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil* Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL” (iykyk)

    Zdh AngelZdh Angel10 gün önce
    • Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy

      Zdh AngelZdh Angel4 gün önce
    • Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited

      Sxphiecapel 06Sxphiecapel 064 gün önce
  • Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated

    treelandtreeland10 gün önce
  • Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭

    LadyGandalfLadyGandalf11 gün önce
  • You could be bob ross joana

    Wig SnatchedWig Snatched11 gün önce
  • Sre you a fan of taylor swift ? ?

    Mr NIMr NI11 gün önce
  • i wish i was with you John cena

    Kiera ClaproodKiera Claprood11 gün önce
  • so pretty

    Dennis PihlbladDennis Pihlblad11 gün önce
  • this is really important, I need help

    ImAHumanAswellImAHumanAswell12 gün önce
  • Excuse the people who got mad at u for not liking dont call me angel, i might be an arianator but i still dont like it. Tbh Lana and Miley were kinda left out

    Gacha MoonlightsGacha Moonlights12 gün önce
  • Talking about the kid thing. Sounds like you just don’t wanna deal with babies & toddlers. You should adopt an older kid / teen !!!

    Alyssa FaithAlyssa Faith12 gün önce
  • didn't expect a spoiler for twd apart from that 10/10 for this vid

    Iggy IgamaroIggy Igamaro12 gün önce
  • Pls don’t dye ur hair other color this look so good on u

    Quinnella TranQuinnella Tran13 gün önce
  • what the hell is this channel about ? and why the fuck was it suggested to me ????

    ssmIXpRossmIXpRo13 gün önce
    • ssmIXpRo why did you comment? Click off if you didn’t want to see it🥴🤣

      Neptxne !Neptxne !12 gün önce
    • ssmIXpRo because shes the best human woman on Earth

      Gacha MoonlightsGacha Moonlights12 gün önce
  • I am so proud of you for being happy with your small boobs! Girl I would do anything to have small boobs lol Do you know how hard it is to go running with Double Ds?! ugh!

    Loren SummersLoren Summers13 gün önce
  • I love your mirror, that's all its cute

    Dora i guessDora i guess13 gün önce
  • You shouldn't have a baby. Just adopt an eighteen-year-old orphan.

    Just another random channelJust another random channel13 gün önce
    • Wow Joanna Cedia extreme eating is my regular eating

      Bec KrajancicBec Krajancic13 gün önce
  • *Sees title* Swory Ms. Ceddia

    「•Just Latte•」「•Just Latte•」13 gün önce
  • Which university does she go to?

    Mahnoor YaseenMahnoor Yaseen13 gün önce
  • The casino scene is later important vitally to Biannca and Nico's characters pasts. So that's why it was relevant but go on have an opinion.

    Green PigeonGreen Pigeon14 gün önce
  • Has a hydro flask, "LET ME EXPLAIN!"

    KitcatKitcat14 gün önce
    • Kitcat me when my friends see me with mine

      Zdh AngelZdh Angel10 gün önce
  • "I don't really deal well with people..." Joana is such a mood. I love her so much😍❤️

    KitcatKitcat14 gün önce
  • 3:45 and having to blow dry your hair yourself

    Ather DurdanaAther Durdana14 gün önce
  • Why was I gonna say your close to 3 million✌️😩❤️

    Forever TogetherForever Together14 gün önce
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