You're in trouble and we need to talk

Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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  • 7:36, idk why, but that was extremely funny

    Cody ChappellCody Chappell10 saatler önce
  • One of the things i love about her videos is the description because they’re so funny and have nothing to do with the actual video 😂 I love your videos Joana you’re absolutely amazing and don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not

    SamboSamboGün önce

    GracerellaGracerella2 gün önce
  • ThE BeEs

    Ella SorkinElla Sorkin3 gün önce
  • Little did she know she was going to shave her hair off

    GraceGrace3 gün önce
  • do your parents ever talk to you in English?

    stevenuniversefan12stevenuniversefan124 gün önce
  • The casino in Percy Jackson was a reference to the island of the lotus eaters in the Odyssey! I think Percy Jackson is (loosely) based off of that story but I don’t know for sure and it probably doesn’t matter, I just thought it was neat

    Sunflower MorningSunflower Morning4 gün önce
  • "You're in trouble and we need to talk" That nearly gave me a heart attack when i saw that

    Lynn. meLynn. me5 gün önce
  • Ladies and Gentlemen....this was the first case of the corona virus. 😂😂😂 jk. Love you Joana!

    Brai WalkerBrai Walker5 gün önce
  • I thought I was in trouble.... Am I grounded yet?

    Kayla CamaraoKayla Camarao6 gün önce
  • Do u have caronavirus

    Alex The mintyAlex The minty6 gün önce
  • 14.52 "Of course i would shave my head off!" *Shereallydidthat*

    Ümmü Gülsüm AkbalÜmmü Gülsüm Akbal6 gün önce
  • Hi

    Mara BrazinaMara Brazina7 gün önce
  • In just bing watching your videos

    Mara BrazinaMara Brazina7 gün önce
  • i know that this is like... 10000 years old and someone prob already said it but the Hotel Casino thing in PJO its important like... sOO IMPORTANT for the third book

    ollie but nbollie but nb9 gün önce
  • How is she not sponsored by Aritzia

    Ssyc253Ssyc25310 gün önce
  • Me: *sees title* *starts getting anxious because of the trauma that is the school calling my mom*

    MichaelMichael11 gün önce
  • What in gods name was that slop/"food" she made!?? WHAT WAS IT 😩

    Daphne MoonDaphne Moon12 gün önce
  • Joana: i have so many hairstyles to try Also Joana: Shaves her head bald I guess you cant do that anymore!

    PearlLittleMixPearlLittleMix12 gün önce
  • 14:49 She kept her word.

    Diane SohnDiane Sohn13 gün önce
  • Back when she had hair

    ghena alkhuzaeighena alkhuzaei14 gün önce
  • Please collaborate with Simply Nailogical. I just bought a Nike water bottle of course it was blue but I mean it lasted three years and is still alive so that's good for me love your videos bye

    Kolos CsabaiKolos Csabai14 gün önce

    Ava AlperinAva Alperin14 gün önce
  • I was wondering why she looked so different and I realized that she still had her hair and I was wondering how in the world she grew it back that quickly and I looked at the date and in this essay I will-

    Lost Space BunnyLost Space Bunny19 gün önce
  • 😂 well she did "get over it."

    Davina SealeDavina Seale19 gün önce
  • My shawn mendes phase has not passed, it’s been six years

    Jezzo TezzoJezzo Tezzo20 gün önce
  • History of John cena hair Cut with craft scissors Again cut with craft scissors Box bleach Brad mondo bleached it Shaved it all off

  • Wow joana really out here active and artistically talented AnD hella smart AND funny??? Fuck my drag

    Liv_LivLiv_Liv21 gün önce
  • You may have heard of Spanglish but have you heard of PARCHGINGLISH!!!!

    Katelynn FlorekKatelynn Florek23 gün önce
  • what's your favorite type of bean? Joana: Mr. Bean XD im seriously *wheezing*

    InSomniaInSomnia23 gün önce
  • you really dont need to deal well with people when you're a professor

    PandaJunglePandaJungle25 gün önce
  • U spoilerd twd ?!ß!?!!?!?! whyy????

    lilo lieskelilo lieske25 gün önce
  • 14:50 oh

    iqr czerwieciqr czerwiec25 gün önce
  • take advantage of when you have small boobies bc you would want small boobies when your a full grown adult (to all the 9 years olds)

    C h a n e lC h a n e l27 gün önce
  • Wait...they killed Carl??

    Lune SilberLune Silber28 gün önce
  • Just saying but in percy Jackson nico is one of my fav hotels so I'm not mad they went to the lotus hotel Also I will always think percy Jackson is the better book series But the movies are bad

    Petronella McSparronPetronella McSparron29 gün önce
  • “I get out a lot” Wow. That line did not age well.

    UwUUwU29 gün önce
  • You shaved your head off!!

    Kaj BajloriKaj Bajlori29 gün önce
  • 12:28 if u are taking 4 words in a second,, isnt that 240 words in a minute?

    nvengatnvengatAylar önce
  • Who else here is exited for the video, but also just as exited to see what Joana wrote in the description. I promise you if you don’t read it you should! It’s SO funny and I LOVE the stories

    The One And OnlyThe One And OnlyAylar önce
  • Omg Joana, you are the best TRvisionr, you never fail to make me smile when I am in a bad place.

    Jillian WardJillian WardAylar önce
  • Yous gots a high iq

    GiannaGiannaAylar önce
  • 12:25. No hate, but if you have to write 4 words by each second of the video and you are editing a whole minute you do not write 400 words, but 240 words. 4*60=240

    Victor AmundsenVictor AmundsenAylar önce
  • I bet one day you'll shave your head..heheh

    Landmark StudiosLandmark StudiosAylar önce
  • My favorite color is also shrek

    Kendra HansenKendra HansenAylar önce
  • *Viewer*-will you dye your hair and impulsive color? *Joana Ceddia*-yes, after I let it grow out. _Umm, about are bald now...?_

    Moonlit DragonMoonlit DragonAylar önce
  • Canada: “7,000 per YEAR for an undergraduate degree” “No standardized tests” “No Ivy League schools” “Just do well in high school” USA: MIT with 73,160 PER YEAR 👀 All the standardized tests we have to take each year 👀 Even if u do well.... can u afford it??

    Azaneth BlandinAzaneth BlandinAylar önce
  • In the first PercyJackson book, they were stuck in the casino so that later when they introduced Nico and Bianca, we had a back story to look at and understand why they had no recollection of what happened from the past.

    Vivien WangVivien WangAylar önce
  • "i have so many other hairstyles!" *shaves head*

    Spoiled Banana MilkSpoiled Banana MilkAylar önce
  • jeremy cabanban in this video: *i'll wait for my hair to grow out* also johnny carson now: *i sHaVeD mY hEaD :>*

    yo helloyo helloAylar önce
  • Who is here after she actually shaved her hair?

    Ada AdanırAda AdanırAylar önce
  • There are standardized tests in Canada. The literacy test and EQAO in grades 3,6, and 9. No SAT’s though

    Alicia WiltonAlicia WiltonAylar önce
  • I love how she said “I’m gonna grow my hair out” and now she’s bald. Tea

    Bryant ColleyBryant ColleyAylar önce
  • 😂

    Ava JonesAva JonesAylar önce
  • Carl? your upset that carl died? when comtemplating the universe what have you figured out?

    MattxMattxAylar önce
  • The show died when they killed Carl

    Awesome DerpAwesome DerpAylar önce
  • 10:36

    RX 570RX 570Aylar önce
  • Who’s here after Joana shaved her head!

    sarah hansarah hanAylar önce
  • where you get the microphone from?

    Lizzy 161810Lizzy 161810Aylar önce
  • It's at simp now

    Michael MahonMichael MahonAylar önce
  • Who is watching this after John Cena shaved her head . . . .

    suraya Taskeensuraya TaskeenAylar önce
  • Little did she know when she was filming this that she was gonna go bald🤯

    Alexandra HAlexandra HAylar önce
  • Dear John Cena, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Oona SawyerOona SawyerAylar önce
  • Wait a minute. Joana claims that when writing voice overs for a video, she typically writes about 4 words per sec of footage. If each second equals 4 words and each minute is 60 seconds then you would have approximately 240 words per minute. JOANA, HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET 400!?!?

    Megan CaterMegan CaterAylar önce
  • Well the thing with the lotus casino actually comes up in the second book series which is why I love rick Riordans writing because little things that seem insignificant are actually major plot lines in later books , his writing is so intertwined and I can’t even imagine how he made it all work

    Abbi DidonnaAbbi DidonnaAylar önce
  • Wooooow Joana has hair...

    veronica bukveronica bukAylar önce
  • "I have so many other hairstyles to try" Me: like being bald for example.

    Maciej ŚMaciej ŚAylar önce
  • 12:31 4 words per second...

    Waffle KiwiWaffle KiwiAylar önce
  • i love your hair

    carolcarolAylar önce
  • Howdy Joana, Love your videos. Make sure to pray to our Lord and Savior SHREK!!

    Monkey 2005Monkey 2005Aylar önce
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