You're in trouble and we need to talk

Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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  • The title legit sounded like my mom when she is about to ground me for WeEkS.

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  • I immediately panicked thinking "what did I do" then I remember she doesn't even know I exist wtf

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  • uh babys cant walk

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  • 12:36 someone didn’t pay the math budget😂

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  • My mom sent this to me...

    emma juneemma june7 gün önce
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  • Umm am I the only one to notice that Joana the marvelous chef cracked an egg with just one hand 7:54

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  • 41th video I've commented this on: make avocado cookies.

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  • Did you ever consider becoming a physical cosmologist? Since you said you just wanted to think about the universe, hat feels perfect! ♥️

    fionaa 123fionaa 12324 gün önce
  • “It’s cuz he’s adopted” I’m wheezing 🤣

    Sophia ManusSophia Manus26 gün önce
  • “I just slap some paint on a canvas and see what happens” *paints birth of venus*

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  • 4:30 Joanna: Of course I will Me being a viewer now: huh, so this is where the madness started

    vincent sheenvincent sheenAylar önce
  • Social Media truly is a toilet, and you have to know how to use it correctly or else you will sit on that thing for hours." THIS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH

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  • WTH is purple rain?

    • Song by prince

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  • Its 240 words per minute

    M JM JAylar önce
  • Yeah! Wir haben ein Geschwisterchen bekommen :-D! Der Kanal braucht MINDESTENS 50.000 Abos, schaffen wir das mit Eurer Hilfe? Bitte alle hier entlang, liken, abonnieren und vor allem: Richtig gute Videos gucken. ➡️ ⬅️

    losa angelaslosa angelasAylar önce
  • She looks nothing like her dad because he’s adopted 👌

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  • I love percy jackson more but i respect u joana💁‍♀️😀

    Madison RodriguezMadison Rodriguez2 aylar önce
  • "social media truly is a toilet" ;-;

    The PoliceThe Police2 aylar önce
  • Aren't I your freind

    waseem sayedwaseem sayed2 aylar önce
  • your face would look good with a nose piercing

    Medeea -Medeea -2 aylar önce
  • Don't know how I ended up here, but as a physics grad student, I should let you know that if you want to avoid people, the physics life might be perfect for you.

    Physics GuyPhysics Guy2 aylar önce
  • I hope you to achieve more success love you 🥰😘🌛

    Shamim SedaShamim Seda2 aylar önce
  • god damn it ceddia

    Lina ASMRLina ASMR2 aylar önce
  • She should be a art teacher

    Sarah ClaytonSarah Clayton2 aylar önce
  • 4:22 "How did you get sick?" "Condom ads came out" Me : 😳😳😳

    • Haha 😭😭

      Layan OmairiLayan OmairiAylar önce
  • I had a dream there was a massive cookie after watching your 2million subscriber video(thanks)

    Rose KeoghRose Keogh2 aylar önce
  • tiny b00bs>>>>>>>>>>>

    Saanvi AgarwalSaanvi Agarwal2 aylar önce
  • d vdav cdvdafds fda fcd

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  • It is what it is

    mochi 589mochi 5892 aylar önce

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  • see, i have the same reason to not upgrade past the 2017 ipad *no headphone jack*

    No UNo U3 aylar önce
  • when are you running for president.

    Bryn EvansBryn Evans3 aylar önce
  • Shrek and put open hulk

    Ice GamerIce Gamer3 aylar önce
  • me: when did she turn into john cena?

    _LaylaniNani__LaylaniNani_3 aylar önce
  • I was scrolling through TRvision when I saw this video, and mentally said, "Damn it. What did I do this time?" 😂

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  • jarli camelio jaddison cae jimotheé chalamet jendaya janessa cudgens jac cefron jillie ceilish jariana crande justin ceiber jam cmith jaylor cwift jonald crump jemma chamberlain job cross i could go on

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    • Jisac Cewten

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  • Joana: I only have two friends both of which are my parents Jade: am I a joke to u? What happened w jade tho?

    Cleo EnevCleo Enev3 aylar önce
  • When did you start drawing can you do a video about drawing

    Amira SagbanAmira Sagban3 aylar önce
  • Of course she doesn’t want kids, she’s still a kid. 😂

    Magnus Guglius VugliusMagnus Guglius Vuglius3 aylar önce

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  • Winter time in rio means nothing really. Sometimes it's like the laws of the earth just Dont apply here. It gets cold whenever it wants without any regard for any life form. The only thing consistent is the rain and floods during summer and opressive heat all year round no matter the season.

    vanessa rodriguesvanessa rodrigues3 aylar önce
  • i can’t possibly be the only one who thinks they see someone behind her 👁👄👁

    HannahHannah3 aylar önce
  • Joana, You are my favorite youtuber of all time and the title of this video... amazing. my favorite video that me and my cousin watch is mom, i want a dog like the ending... me and my cousin almost peed our pants. also may i recommend a video idea, PLAY ROBLOX

    Genna The Frog QueenGenna The Frog Queen3 aylar önce
  • The most mature vlog ever.

    RapscallionRapscallion4 aylar önce
  • I feel like she wants to go into philosophy

    Asian MuffinAsian Muffin4 aylar önce
  • Me: *sees title* Me: Ok mom I promise It wasn’t my fault that I ate the cookies and chips ok! Jennifer made me do it please don’t take my phone! I’m sorry! Jennifer made me do it, she said she would do my homework for today :(

    Avin RachidAvin Rachid4 aylar önce
  • I love you Joana but 4 words a second for 1 minute does not equal 400 words

    Human BeingHuman Being4 aylar önce
  • ur like my second personality

    Iri FurneaIri Furnea4 aylar önce
  • Wow this was on my birthday!

    PotatoPotato4 aylar önce

    monica cuz why notmonica cuz why not4 aylar önce
  • the fact that Joana is like a literal clone of her mom, and that her mom is a literal clone of her mom, just goes to show how dominant the female genes are in her family. Like seriously AHAHA

    Hwang Hye minHwang Hye min5 aylar önce
  • holy shit when the question "how did you get sick" came on, an advertisement on how germs spread suddenly appeared on my screen and I was rendered speechless due to how coincidental that was AHAHAHA

    Hwang Hye minHwang Hye min5 aylar önce
  • $7000 a year for school? i swear American higher education is a scam

    dovedove5 aylar önce
  • Percy Jackson over Harry Potter, that's all I'm gonna say.

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  • She had corona before it began

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  • Im from brazil and im happy to see you talking about this hehehehehheheheh

    duda souzaduda souza5 aylar önce
  • dont mind me just looking the the comment at 11:03's pfp because we stan park jimin

    AngieAngie5 aylar önce
    • @Angie but thank you for being respectful anyways

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    • @Angie ninki minjaj..

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    • I Exist im sorry that most people where toxic to you, most kpop stans think there fandom is the best and are just toxic and i deeply apologize

      AngieAngie4 aylar önce
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      AngieAngie4 aylar önce
    • @Angie thank you for respecting my opinion. a lot of Kpop fans can be pretty toxic at times

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  • 7:00 This made m laugh so hard oh my goodness

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  • 7000 CAD (about 5,000 usd) for a YEAR. wow. *cries in US student debt*

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  • When she said Percy Jackson was to hipped up that broke my heart

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  • Wow the kids question that is literally my mind right now

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