Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 513 w/ Anthony Jeselnik

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Forget "Old Town Road" or Billie Eilish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including meeting one of Christina's TikTok stars! Josh Potter has begun a new career on Cameo and we get some wild updates from the other staff members at studio jeans. Plus, the Mommies were looking at new homes and discovered a specific criticism of one of the houses.
Anthony Jeselnik is one of the most popular and hilarious stand up comics of our day, his latest special "Fire In The Maternity Ward" is currently on Netflix and is becoming everyone's favorite. Tom and Anthony compare parents, Anthony tells us about how writing for late night wasn't what he expected, roasting Trump, and Christina and Tom compete to see which of their favorite clips make Anthony laugh: #TikTok or #HorribleOrHilarious?



  • As an actual SWer, I really hope that guy's not doing "sex work" on a site that allows 16 year olds to join, that's super illegal lol

    Anita SativaAnita SativaGün önce
  • Is it just me or does anyone else love when Tom says “Saatva”?? I fucking love it hahaha

    mceeormickmceeormickGün önce
  • Jeselnik=Malkovich.

    Luke WaackLuke WaackGün önce
  • Haha the dream talk i used to always have dreams where id get into fights and id throw punches and just could not hurt the person at all n theyd look at me like foreal n i keep punching to no avail a few times then wake up scared as fuck lol

    Ethical RomulanEthical Romulan2 gün önce
    • And fuck you im in Pittsburgh lol... just realized hes wearing a pirates hat lol

      Ethical RomulanEthical Romulan2 gün önce
  • Nobody: Anthony: Jimmy Fallon didn't pick any of my jokes

    Sonali ThakkerSonali Thakker3 gün önce
  • Hate the needle guy

    Hans GruberHans Gruber4 gün önce
  • They walked right by that tik-tok thing didn't they?

    subtletigersubtletiger5 gün önce
  • "Let's show him all of the worst people in the world, who also have cameras."

    James ParlierJames Parlier7 gün önce
  • from London, Ontario you guys are hilarious, love the respect for Canada and Ontario in general. Will definitely be present at either or both of your shows. I thought I was the only one who made a joke about burlington and the coat factory until i heard Christina say my joke word for word. Too niave to think im the only one to have that idea, great minds think alike. All the best, keep up the good work! Cheers

    Dan CoulsonDan Coulson8 gün önce
  • 52:50

    Matthew TenneryMatthew Tennery14 gün önce
  • Longest and dumbest intro ever. Definitely longer than toms ding dong he’s giving uhh his wife😂

    Tevyn AilorTevyn Ailor15 gün önce
  • The first 10 minutes of these podcasts can be so fucking annoying lol

    danwinzdanwinz16 gün önce
  • Idk why but the build up from the tik tok part to when that helicopter person started spinning I was dying

    365 Nights365 Nights20 gün önce
  • she's so fucking annoying

    Pat Peanut ButterPat Peanut Butter21 gün önce
  • LMAO. Anthony sounds just like Luka Magnotta. If you don't know who that is, google him. It's worth the deep dive.

    Ben WBen W21 gün önce
  • The laughter at the background really cracks me up! Hahaha!!!

    Mossad JerichoMossad Jericho25 gün önce
  • I Jeselnik is a nightmare to date. He'd just keep telling his date about how he likes things nobody else likes.

    Amanda JAmanda JAylar önce
  • Christina, that "day-job" dream could possibly stem from a fear might (by your own personal standards and opinion) "fail", and consequently fall back into your day-job routine. That apocalyptic dream Tom mentioned, I've had those. One specific one where the sun exploded, and blanketed the sky with an orange tint, and fire rained down on the whole planet. Chaos in the streets, just like Tom said. ...I wonder if the sun exploded in Tom's dream, too. I used to have a recurring nightmare about a big pale, grey/blue demon-lookin' dude with red eyes. He used to follow me through my dreams. It was fuckin' crazy. I think I dreamt about him/it at least 3-5 times.

    Starlight RunnerStarlight RunnerAylar önce
  • Openly liking and supporting anything or anyone can be misperceived as lurking, but it's not. I don't believe so, anyway. Granted, there's gotta be a line somewhere. Common sense ought to tell everyone where the line is.

    Starlight RunnerStarlight RunnerAylar önce
  • They need an Emmy.

    notagainthishurtsnotagainthishurtsAylar önce
  • so, saying "like" every other word ... is this a California thing?

    jonesey251jonesey251Aylar önce
    • Does it bother you? It's called a "space-filler". People use those words to keep a conversation flowing while they're trying to keep their train of thought on its "track", so to speak. A lot of people do it. People use different words, presumably, based on where they are from. And yes, "like" tends to be a Cali thing.

      Starlight RunnerStarlight RunnerAylar önce
  • Hey I don't have a tick tock in me my wife love you have us on the show lol

    LyINg2wHIspeRS gAlLIN-bReAtHLyINg2wHIspeRS gAlLIN-bReAtHAylar önce
  • 52:50 You're welcome.

    Stefan R.Stefan R.Aylar önce
  • Anthony Jeselnik sucked the fun out of the room..Jesus Christ! His stand up is funny, he's smart and shit, and I'm sure he's a great guy but..god dam that was uncomfortable to watch.

    Isaac GuandiqueIsaac GuandiqueAylar önce
  • I would fucking KILL to have some random person at Rite-Aid be a huge fan of mine.

    Murashogg TvMurashogg TvAylar önce
  • It's called a mopad and it just got it's racing stripes 🤣

    Snake PliskinSnake PliskinAylar önce
  • 52:50 your welcome

    Real JerkReal JerkAylar önce
  • I appreciate you not wasting our time onstage I really like the rapid fire jokes you do.

    Bob JohnsonBob JohnsonAylar önce
  • I like Jeselnik but I'm pissed off he made me sit through this utter tripe....skip to 52:50

    dagnutdagnutAylar önce
  • 52:00 in.

    Claude S. WhitacreClaude S. WhitacreAylar önce
  • you clean the pants in the sink first before the laundry you don't throw them out

    jewscojewscoAylar önce
  • 52:37 anthony comes out

    Eugene ChoiEugene ChoiAylar önce
  • These two are not as funny as they think...

    Jerry FusilliJerry FusilliAylar önce
  • i feel like Tom would really enjoy Jim Can't Swim.

    Beastmode SalviaBeastmode SalviaAylar önce
  • Struggling with the name of the comic who panders less than you?

    Sway ThiswaySway ThiswayAylar önce
  • seriously, the interviewers insecurities are oozing out. how many times do they respond to what anthony says by ignoring the content other than to set up a context to talk about themselves or compare themselves to anthony? we get it, you are a REAL COMEDIAN, just like him! real cringe stuff. talk about lack of self-awareness. want to know the difference between the two hacks and the real comedian here? an actual body of work to be proud of. their standup is unwatchable with zero punchlines so idk what to expect but i mean seesh. i wonder if it is incomprehensible to them to actually WRITE a funny joke to quell the insecurities that arise when you are a "professional comedian" that acts effectively more like a jester than an artist.

    preventable sufferingpreventable sufferingAylar önce
  • 1:16:20 is when they start talking about Colbert, then start doing Colbert impressions.. spot on.

    neverlistentome 0325neverlistentome 0325Aylar önce
  • Josh should braid his shoulder hair or do a Teen Wolf scene reenactment.

    MikeMikeAylar önce
  • Southern accent* "I hope he gets the budget raight, I know theyre good at that" I just erupted in laughter.

  • Schaub > Jeselnik Debate me

    Michael RoyMichael RoyAylar önce
  • I love her but sometimes she puts her foot in her mouth all the way to the knee

    Norman StrongNorman StrongAylar önce
  • She was pretty bummed because she genuinely wet for him.

    ajre82ajre822 aylar önce
  • 42:09 This is what Howard Stern thinks his show is like in his head. This is uncut and raw XD

    Chris DucatChris Ducat2 aylar önce
  • 55:35

    Boofer T. WashingtonBoofer T. Washington2 aylar önce
  • Blended bland. That's hilarious. I feel like someone is stick9mg me with needles everytime his mouth opens. Tortur, but funny.

    INCOG NITOINCOG NITO2 aylar önce
  • 01:59:00

    Bateman61405Bateman614052 aylar önce
  • Seeing this podcast puts tiktok in perspective. It's just pathetic fame whores. It's not funny it's not lame enough that it becomes funny, it's just dumb and honestly promoting them is no different than making the Kardashians famous

    AndyAndy2 aylar önce
  • 52:37 for that guy in the title

    NovaNova2 aylar önce
  • 02:14:04

    Bateman61405Bateman614052 aylar önce
  • because when thinking about trimming your balls you wanna think about using the the code word mom before making a purchase.... lmao

    John BinkleyJohn Binkley2 aylar önce
  • Christina is so butt hurt that Anthony likes the videos that Tom suggests instead of her crappy Tik Toks

    DJ NorequestsDJ Norequests2 aylar önce
  • I would tell people i listen to Anthony Jeselnik's comedy but i don't want everybody to know how dangerously edgy i am.

    matt kaluzamatt kaluza2 aylar önce
  • I have the same dream he anthony does about not being able to punch in a fight. I'm special!

    Josh CollarJosh Collar2 aylar önce
    • Josh Collar you sure are buddy 👍🏻

      Roland DeschainRoland DeschainAylar önce
  • The laughs from the producers is the best shit ever

    Adam BrownAdam Brown2 aylar önce
  • God I want to sit with this group and rap about comedy and kids. They go hand in hand and dammit i love dick....... and fart jokes.

    Keith SpragueKeith Sprague2 aylar önce
  • These people say “like” alot

    johnjohn2 aylar önce
  • anthony jeselnik is smarther and wiser than joe rogan

    Igor IlicIgor Ilic2 aylar önce
  • The rap at the end 🔥🔥

    gorvanplgorvanpl2 aylar önce
  • It's kind of funny, they are too scared to call this guy out, the very thing they joke about. This guy is so full of himself. It's good that you strive for greatness, but I certainly wouldn't lump you in with the greats. The greats are remembered down the line. No one will remember your name in 50 years. It is what it is.

    null objectnull object2 aylar önce
  • Is it just me or is every place Christina's home land? I thought she said Canada now she's saying Hungry?

    null objectnull object2 aylar önce
    • @Torian Johnson Do you understand how referring to your homeland for different places in a matter of minutes could be funny? Cuz like, uh, yea.

      null objectnull object2 aylar önce
    • Do you understand ancestry vs being born on a place on the planet? Cus yeah

      Torian JohnsonTorian Johnson2 aylar önce
  • I'm man enough to admit, I don't get the Shakespeare joke or maybe i do and i'm just underwhelmed by it. What's the joke?

    Paulymcfly1Paulymcfly12 aylar önce
    • This. What the hell?

      AnalBeadMadeOfTurkeyAnalBeadMadeOfTurkey2 aylar önce
  • He reminds me of John malcovich like his actual voice and mouth movements and how he talks. Was driving me nuts but that’s who he reminds me of

    KalvinistKyleKalvinistKyle2 aylar önce
  • I just... love all of the laughing in the background. That would be me.

    j0foj0fo3 aylar önce
  • Jeselnik is sweating like a heroin addict.

    Malveaux - The Monk from the VoidMalveaux - The Monk from the Void3 aylar önce
  • Tiktok does suck, but christina is still my favorite person on the screen.

    Timmy SweetsTimmy Sweets3 aylar önce
  • Gripping foot action

    ChenoaChenoa3 aylar önce
  • I was having fun watching this podcast until you disrespected the native people of this land

    Bulky The Gaming RaccoonBulky The Gaming Raccoon3 aylar önce
  • I seriously have the same Zombie experience. Where I wake up thinking zombies are real, but I went the other way with it where I'm so scared of zombie movies because I half think it could actually happen lol.

    ElmerphantElmerphant3 aylar önce
    • Then you might be a Tik Tok

      Roland DeschainRoland DeschainAylar önce
  • Ryan RhoadesRyan Rhoades3 aylar önce
  • AJ sounds like Walken doing a Schwarzenegger impression

    Kris KarlKris Karl3 aylar önce
Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 513 w/ Anthony Jeselnik