Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 558 w/ Taylor Tomlinson

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Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics.
Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.



  • Taylor is kinda hot

    Bionicle SnapperBionicle Snapper5 gün önce
  • Taylor grew up very religious in a devout Christian family. She's pretty liberal and cool now, but she's not gonna answer super inappropriate questions, they should have known that LOL.

    QuantumBracedQuantumBraced5 gün önce
    • Oh no, she didn't answer the questions that were not serious in the first place, and which were asked mainly for the reaction.

      generic usernamegeneric username4 gün önce
  • By far the most underwhelming and pretentious guest they’ve had. She’s the type of comedian for good morning America or any other lame morning shows. Please, do not invite her to the show again.

    The_Zlatan92The_Zlatan929 gün önce
  • Where is that tweaking Bee Gees video? Would love the link!

    aar1551patd5115fobaar1551patd5115fob9 gün önce
  • Yoooooo 2:20:30 WARWICK WARRAQQ

    Watching BellyWatching Belly9 gün önce
  • Squirrel cheeks there is kinda cute

    ShiftdouglerShiftdougler10 gün önce
  • Does anyone have a link to the tweaker man song in the intro?

    Dwayne ElizondoDwayne Elizondo10 gün önce
  • Wtf is that insert after everytime they watch a clip? That smells like some 'murican made DRM legal bs! 😂

    Papa GroundsPapa Grounds11 gün önce
  • I like how she has to constantly "dumb it down" for Tom 😂😂

    Papa GroundsPapa Grounds11 gün önce
  • I love you both...

    Brian CarterBrian Carter13 gün önce
  • 2:28:08

    gil johgil joh14 gün önce
  • That guest was pretty bland.

    Ankh-ef-en-KhonsuAnkh-ef-en-Khonsu14 gün önce
  • "Nadav is googling" is fuckin awesome

    Chris PenningtonChris Pennington14 gün önce
  • Idk how Tom is able to talk to his parents about love making

    Generic Music PodcastGeneric Music Podcast15 gün önce
  • Tom's mom yelled at him like he was a child lmfaoo

    HIGHTSHIGHTS16 gün önce
  • Seems like Chris didnt do it.

    Isaac GuandiqueIsaac Guandique16 gün önce
  • It is funny how easy it is to tell when someone is from Cali just from there politics lol

    TheDogShutUpTheDogShutUp17 gün önce
  • are people in la all retards?

    Remembering TruthRemembering Truth19 gün önce
  • bahaha Taylor looks so horrified during the outro as you all are just smiling and dancing. 2:28:32

    Sam SSam S20 gün önce
  • Where is nadav is googling

    Serene LiewSerene Liew21 gün önce
  • She came off really boring and basic

    Juan GutierrezJuan Gutierrez21 gün önce
  • Christina is really grasping with the heart valor shit

    Tontoinatutu RedirectTontoinatutu Redirect22 gün önce
  • It's disappointing that y'all didn't even consider that Delia could be innocent. Personally I now believe that he is. He released the receipts and exposed them to be lying opportunistic who-ars!

    Zack FranklinZack Franklin22 gün önce
  • I imagine Tom wearing the pussy hat and ball gag in that marriage.

    Doug SwartzDoug Swartz22 gün önce
  • The Nadav song and the outro song turned me into a telescope

    EboEbo26 gün önce
  • The lady in the video screaming at the paramedics is a local crazy in vancouver, there are so many videos of her being just fucked

    CrazymanwithhatCrazymanwithhat26 gün önce
  • Time stamp for the DENTAL UPDATE 12:05

    DM RDM R27 gün önce
  • please drop us a link to that opening clip!!!!! i got people i need to send this to

    Charles PetersonCharles Peterson28 gün önce
  • 23:00 tulsa rally

    Brandon SiedlikBrandon Siedlik29 gün önce
  • If they try to cancel Todd and Christine consider me an FGTRTD.

    Mike JonesMike Jones29 gün önce
  • I smell a *P R U D E*

    Doomer K KidDoomer K Kid29 gün önce
  • The only time I have ever watched Tik Toks is on this podcast, so I literally had no idea it was used to record yourself dancing.

    Steve HodgeSteve Hodge29 gün önce
  • I need to know where that dental update beat came from

    Mark FryMark FryAylar önce
  • So these two see therapists regularly because they admittedly have "fucked up minds" and they talk for 20 minutes about how they were friends with a pedophile for many years. Then out of the blue start talking bad about Trump and his supporters. Glad to see they're getting into politics sounds like they really know what they're talking about 🙄😂

    Carl McFuggitCarl McFuggitAylar önce
    • Awww another Trumptard had his feewings hurt. 🥺 Delia is no pedophile. Evidence suggest that your savior Donald probably is AND he has a sick fetish for his own daughter!

      Zack FranklinZack Franklin22 gün önce
  • I didn't think it was possible for women to actually have a comedic talent and become famous without being vulgar and talking about their vagina all the time. #womenarefunny

    Chilli DawgChilli DawgAylar önce
  • RPC fans song is like Slap Chop Rap meets Jock Jams

    Serge KulykSerge KulykAylar önce
  • this feels like child abuse.

    Golden GeorgeGolden GeorgeAylar önce
  • it funny...until they come for you, be careful you two!

    Serash CambellSerash CambellAylar önce
  • I just caught my self. quoting fed...I think I have a couple issues....

    MrSteelernation1972MrSteelernation1972Aylar önce
  • So what does the R in heavy R stand for?

    Nick MNick MAylar önce
  • If you’ve done MDMA you have some idea of what being high on meth feels like. As the MA happens to stand for, Methamphetamine.

    Kevin BeattieKevin BeattieAylar önce
  • I don't think we'll see Taylor back on here lol

    Brendan ColfordBrendan ColfordAylar önce
  • What sucks about you guys talking about politics is not your viewpoints exactly, but the fact that you think you aren't out of touch and you truly are. Especially living where you do, you can't possibly be in touch with the common man. I seriously love all other content but damn it's pitiable when politics get brought up

    Isaac RamosIsaac RamosAylar önce
  • Lol you really forgot Biden sniffing a bunch of non consenting children

    Isaac RamosIsaac RamosAylar önce

      Zack FranklinZack Franklin22 gün önce
  • couldnt even handle being asked about butt sex. this chick is a no go for me

    adamzezadamzezAylar önce
  • My wife wants to know what kind of sweater Christina is wearing anyone know?

    Siera kilo ActualSiera kilo ActualAylar önce
  • I somehow knew that Taylor would be offended by 90 percent of the humor we all know and love, and she confirmed it immediately lol I mean you're a comedian.. lighten up.

    masternick8993masternick8993Aylar önce
  • Fart Simpson, great job man!

    Patrick BatemanPatrick BatemanAylar önce
  • Is asking someone if they think their dad was getting with their step mom before their mother succumbed to cancer a normal thing to do?

    MCIzawaMCIzawaAylar önce
  • Canceling Joey Diaz is like trying to get Ricky Gervais not to talk shit to Celebrities during the Emmys... not Gunna happen

    WalkingCaneWalkingCaneAylar önce
  • Tom's pants are so baggy and around his ankles in this podcast....

    Ark CrafterArk CrafterAylar önce
  • Tom needs to stop at the BS and bring the long intro back!!

    coopboultoncoopboultonAylar önce
  • Am i the only one that thinks they were being hella hypocritical and overtly condemning chris d’elia? Like they literally had that dude two short or soemthing that was reminiscing on stories of him pimping out naive girls

    Sebastian HernandezSebastian HernandezAylar önce
  • 33:49 Nadav is Googling

    Christopher HadenChristopher HadenAylar önce
  • Well after hearing Tom say that Joey's and Bert's stories are all b*******. The PC mob has one you have just outed everybody for not being real and you took all the fun out of it thanks

  • Taylor Tomlinson looks like Maggie gyllenhal and is almost as funny

    Rich WellRich WellAylar önce
  • The guest has the confidence and speaking cadence of a funny person but the words and thoughts coming out of her mouth are just not funny

    Rich WellRich WellAylar önce
  • The guest has a voice and speaking cadence of a funny person but the words coming out of her mouth are just not very funny

    Rich WellRich WellAylar önce
  • I love that Christina is 3 years older than Tom and looks 10 years younger.

    Paul EdgarPaul EdgarAylar önce
  • Look up nukazues2 cool guy

    Eric SmithEric SmithAylar önce
  • Going to watch her special now.

    Milton M.Milton M.Aylar önce
  • -Does it have to do anything with stress? -Farting? LMAOOOO

    Milton M.Milton M.Aylar önce
  • So how traumatic was that to lose your mom at 8? Not very it was like pretty fun.. LMAO What a great answer to Mommy Tina's dumb ass question

  • Are y'all really that anti Trump? You of all people know what the media has done with him, and maybe you understand the other celebs motive for trashing him.. exe.ped0philia

    GlowInTheDarkCiaNyggurʕ o ᴥ oʔGlowInTheDarkCiaNyggurʕ o ᴥ oʔAylar önce
    • i literally went on a spirit quest and possibly "woke up".. That's an old commercial from around 2016 and now the media is framing race wars..

      GlowInTheDarkCiaNyggurʕ o ᴥ oʔGlowInTheDarkCiaNyggurʕ o ᴥ oʔAylar önce
  • 35:45 For talk about Chris d'elia

    TheTomtahTheTomtahAylar önce
  • I guess they recorded this before delia released the emails that prove his innocence?

    AaronAaronAylar önce

    James Del ReyJames Del ReyAylar önce
  • The difference between the radio guy and ymh is the radio guys changed to be weird but here the crazy train is always rolling

    Joe JoeJoe JoeAylar önce
  • They gotta get Pete Davidson on

    Joe JoeJoe JoeAylar önce
  • She’s so funny

    GIMIEEE15GIMIEEE15Aylar önce
Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 558 w/ Taylor Tomlinson