Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 564 w/ Johnny Pemberton

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff.
Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.
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  • That phonecall whas epic, mommies😍 love that u keep diggin and find out about fedsmokers life and background🥰 Keep up the exellent work👌💕

    axxionjaxxnaxxionjaxxn10 saatler önce
  • my favorite guest hands down

    Pepega PapayaPepega Papaya14 saatler önce
  • Is it fair at this point, that if there was a YMH guest “Mt. Rushmore”, it would have to be Johnny Pemberton, Jessica Kirson, Rob Iler, and Danny Brown?

    Cody LaramoreCody Laramore23 saatler önce
  • Bleeeeerghtakeiteasy

    Dylan RandallDylan RandallGün önce
  • 58:35 and suddenly my voice came out of Tom's mouth.

    Ace BondAce BondGün önce
  • I don't know who told you there's a Lyle in the UK :D

    Tim StewartTim Stewart2 gün önce
  • How bad do you need your bike Tom? if i was the bike repair guy and i had a podcast this would be my number one story of the day, how some guy needed his bike fixed and called me 3 times a day till he got it back.

    ExplodingtrapsExplodingtraps4 gün önce
  • Permberton is the greatest ,,love it ...so high and tight👍👍👍🔥

    Kyle KellanderKyle Kellander5 gün önce
  • Who's the guy laughing manically in the back?

    JustusGregoriusJustusGregorius5 gün önce
  • These are rats lolz

    alyssa antunaalyssa antuna5 gün önce
  • Johnny!! Bro - I keep coming back for the "Under Lock and Key By G'vmnts" rant. Fucking gold haaaa

    Matt LucasMatt Lucas6 gün önce
  • 1:43:23 is priceless

    Alex DiGregorioAlex DiGregorio6 gün önce
  • Who’s more racist, bert or Daniel carver

    BretBret6 gün önce
  • 1:29:00

    MN purpMN purp7 gün önce
  • Even the german guy sees the nazi behavior the democrat Govornors are pulling

    Robo JimboRobo Jimbo8 gün önce
  • It sounds like he says 'we need to clean our government from dirty garbage rats' and "you are stupid if you don't understand"

    The Hallway ConversationThe Hallway Conversation9 gün önce
  • Christine's knowledge of chavs is the best

    Travis BriggsTravis Briggs9 gün önce
  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House drive.google.com/file/d/11yEdLQ4nbnxy9bRZMKJ6Hf5GUINInZvi/view?usp=sharing

    Michael PetrosMichael Petros10 gün önce
  • HOW HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED THIS CALL FOR BART ON 2B1C YET HAHAH

    Jimmy ConnorJimmy Connor11 gün önce
  • Hey @tomsegura, love the PODCAST, I clean swimming pools listening to Ed asner. Great combo. But today you blew my headset with Fire kitty man and now I’m out of a set of earphones, so thanks man.

    Mookiemiles 707Mookiemiles 70713 gün önce
  • That dry dab king doesnt look like he is related to royalty at all.. Or even a Lord

    BEATS BYMANOLOBEATS BYMANOLO13 gün önce
  • Anyone know how to get the video of the live show and or a link to the videos he’s showing?

    Freddie WilliamsFreddie Williams16 gün önce
  • Awesome Twin Peaks reference

    GOD EMPEROR OF DUNEGOD EMPEROR OF DUNE17 gün önce
  • pemberton needs to curb his 'tude; please, mind the cheek darling.

    Brian HLBrian HL19 gün önce
  • My cousins are from whales. so shitty

    Harry DysonHarry Dyson20 gün önce
  • C.I double agent

    Harry DysonHarry Dyson20 gün önce
  • "he's got meth bones"

    MY VERY OWNMY VERY OWN20 gün önce
    • XD

      Sir Rahvi WubSir Rahvi Wub16 gün önce
  • Dhar Mann has Insane Clown posse brows. Put him and dedicated face tattoo guy up together!!

    heck yaheck ya20 gün önce
  • I had campus security knock on Dorm door to make sure I wasn't promoting the Nazi lifestyle, as well as watching Asian porn at full blast

    Sam GrodmanSam Grodman22 gün önce
  • Dude i remember the day they locked the school down for Connald wtf. We were in english class and we had to stay there for like 2 hours extra

    EpicfluffzEpicfluffz22 gün önce
  • We need a don’t be stingy shirt bad! And can you play that phone call on 2 bears to see Bert’s reaction?

    Let's GolfLet's Golf22 gün önce
  • I'm pretty sure the girl with the "farts" is just queefing like a champ

    sizzle titssizzle tits22 gün önce
  • Never heard of this Pemberton guy, but he's fucking hilarious.

    Relaxed NinjaRelaxed Ninja22 gün önce
  • 47:55 i never laughed so hard 😂, the usage of those bert chrysler sounds are perfect

    ALEXALEX23 gün önce
  • i"m welsh and live in wales (cardiff),we don't sound like cockneys.just listen to anthony hopkins the actor guys :)

    joseph bickertonjoseph bickerton23 gün önce
  • I can’t believe Tom didn’t murder that bike mechanic lol

    Tony CTony C24 gün önce
  • OMG that lady in the beginning IS doing AN IMPRESSION! ITS AN AMAZING SAM KINISON IMPRESSION!!!! Listen to it again, and tell me I'm right.

    Nietzsche's No-ThingsNietzsche's No-Things24 gün önce
  • 1:08:00 take it easy 21:00 wasps nest 1:31:00 tony John's

    Brody ProwsBrody Prows24 gün önce
  • any one else sick of Tim being so smug and holier than thou??

    jpressonejpressone24 gün önce
    • That's his "brand" of comedy. Get thicker skin

      528grave528grave23 gün önce
  • I liked pemberton better when he was named potter

    jpressonejpressone24 gün önce
  • I don't know if ya believe me or not, but soundcloud.com/the-computerz/mommys-nightmare-fremont-remix

    Richard ArthurRichard Arthur24 gün önce
  • That 20 year-old Brazilian girl is what you would call a professional succubus. She doesn’t even have to actual hook-up with anyone to still get everything she wants that they are able to give her by manipulating their psyche for her to use at her will.

    Nick BrownNick Brown25 gün önce
    • Professional succubus 😂😂😂😂👌

      Bianca BloomBianca Bloom18 gün önce
  • I need a "Take it easy" shirt from you guys. lol

    Leslie DegnanLeslie Degnan26 gün önce
  • This show is so much fun

    lovethechoplovethechop26 gün önce
  • Why hasn’t Bert reacted yet lol

    Tyler QuallsTyler Qualls27 gün önce
  • They way Christine puts a "k" on the end of her "ing"s makes me want to strangle her

    Bryson GrantBryson Grant27 gün önce
  • I have a feeling Tom beats the redheaded dude a lot :/

    lahcen campbelllahcen campbell27 gün önce
  • Thomas Kinkade died years ago. (Mom was a big fan of the jig-saw puzzles)

    Jeremy CookJeremy Cook28 gün önce
  • This guy is so underrated. My fav guest.

    Shmurda StroShmurda Stro28 gün önce
  • 58:30 is when I would have quit my job. Nadav can do better. Tom and Christina you guys are impatient and insufferable, fuck you. Love the show.

    Trevor HamiltonTrevor Hamilton28 gün önce
  • Same day as the UFC.... sorry jeans but you lose this one

    keanu rodriguezkeanu rodriguez28 gün önce
  • Christina's reaction to the dude shooting himself was weak. He wasn't a fucking 12 year old kid. Most likely 18+. Your kids won't be doing that either, because you're probably too afraid of guns to have one in the house.

    Casey FentonCasey Fenton28 gün önce
  • Ay my last names Pemberton

    Indy FistIndy Fist28 gün önce
  • 58:34 little harsh, dont you think?

    loollool28 gün önce
  • Show the child! Show it." Lmmfao 🤣😂🤣 holy crap I keep coming back to this episode. He's getting so good with his back and forth and improvising. I'm even going and looking him up now. Please have him on more. Really good Tik Tok commentary. 😂🤣

    NeonDarknessNeonDarkness28 gün önce
  • That lady in red screaming sounds just like Cartman

    charles wrightcharles wright29 gün önce
  • I just want that Gold Man Sachs/Bass Pro shirt, but I can’t find it anywhere 😫

    Pondering PresbyterianPondering Presbyterian29 gün önce
    • Me neither!! I came here hoping someone had the link. Damn!

      Iskander Ben AmorIskander Ben Amor29 gün önce
  • Johnny P in the fucken house!

    Devo BarroDevo Barro29 gün önce
  • I loved the part where big P starts spitting out wasp and spider knowledge

    Daniel StoddardDaniel Stoddard29 gün önce
  • is pemberton really 39? he looks like hes like 24

    Tyler SchwabTyler SchwabAylar önce
  • Seriously fuckin put someone on finding fedsmokers car to gift charro

    Dan ManDan ManAylar önce
  • I think it's Batterina adjusting the mirror in that Camaro.

    CrackhoutsCrackhoutsAylar önce
  • 3:07 Popeye? using berts laughing as him busting a nut is hilarious

    ONI YautjaONI YautjaAylar önce
  • Pembies should become the Ed McMahon to the Mommies Carson. Son of Zorn 4 LIFE!

    Jon McGovernJon McGovernAylar önce
  • I can't see the live show in my location apparently. Anyone got a link to a sneaky download? I would usually pay but I am being prevented by the website.

    Owen PidcockOwen PidcockAylar önce
  • is that goldman sachs shirt ironic orrr

    wellonablewellonableAylar önce
  • That was kind of sad hearing Conald's (it's in the dictionary) real story. Knowing that he had a fairly decent life and then things got completely out of control, so that's tough. Alister's story about the showdown at the library with Conald, is one of the best stories I've heard in a long time though lmao. Conald was just a candle in the wind: R.I.P.

    Derek DavieDerek DavieAylar önce
  • you guys came up with that darman? scenario way too fast lmao.

    Derek DavieDerek DavieAylar önce
  • That was sexy mama C

    kush Kushkush KushAylar önce
  • 1:39:44 I am also a big spider defender, they're great and cute Though my cat got bit by a black widow and almost died, so I kill them, but I genuinely feel terrible about it every time

    Action SlothAction SlothAylar önce
Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 564 w/ Johnny Pemberton